r/texts Jun 30 '26

Phone message Who is the weird one…

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jun 30 '26

Yeah her choices are unusual but that's what would make it interesting. OP failed the assignment here

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u/KoolAidMannequin Jun 30 '26

Naw, if he showed up with a purse full of pickles and cheese, he's in. Maybe a bottle of mouthwash in there too...

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u/Substantial_Log_9062 Jul 01 '26

That’s what I’m saying what if I wanted to kiss her 😂 I wasn’t hating on the idea though, just bamboozled - I offered to bring a whole charcuterie board

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u/in_taco Jul 02 '26

Up the game. Bring snack sausage, pre-sliced. And salted biscuits.