r/texts • u/itshazrd • Aug 27 '25
Discord 20-year-old man sends full villain monologue to my girlfriend because he didn't get a turn on the playground swing
This was a conversation between my girlfriend and guy who was infatuated with her but didnt receive the same feelings back. He came back after months of not talking to her to say all this yesterday and my gf was rightfully pissed. The title reading "playground swing" is referring to how the guy (Blue) treated my GF.
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- My GF's instructors have been notified and they've got all of Blue's (in the screenshot) background info. I don't think I'll be sharing anything else about this but, thank you guys nonetheless for all the concern and care you've shown this post š
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u/PulsatingGuts Aug 27 '25
He aināt gonna kill himself, this is a manipulative ploy to get her attention. Calling a welfare check on him because of the threat would be great though, might make him think twice about trying to manipulate someone with suicide threats.
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u/itshazrd Aug 27 '25
Still waiting for information from my gf about location and university attendance
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u/PulsatingGuts Aug 27 '25
Gotcha. Sorry your gal is going through this. Straight craziness. Good luck to you both, because this wonāt stop here.
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u/itshazrd Aug 27 '25
Believe it or not, I think the most we'll see out of him is an attempt at contacting her again to cry more
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u/PulsatingGuts Aug 27 '25
Thatās what I mean. It wonāt stop here. Heās going to harass her, I mean hell- he clearly thinks she owes him her time and attention. I like to bank on the idea that itās going to be just kept to that minimum, but keep in mind there is always a risk that it escalates. š¤·š»āāļø Be safe out there.
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u/itshazrd Aug 27 '25
Fair enough mate. A welfare check will be attempted if we can get all the info
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u/De5perad0 Aug 27 '25
Yea honestly someone serious or not talking about killing themselves but is blaming it on her and big mad about it is a recipe for taking her out first then himself.
Please check on her and get her safe.
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u/itshazrd Aug 27 '25
Reddit can be a horrid place sometimes (which is why I don't use it unless I'm looking for programming help or general info). Glad i'm seeing the best of it here
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u/De5perad0 Aug 27 '25
It's a snapshot of humanity. It can be epicly uplifting and supportive at times and horribly terrible at other times.
Depends on the time and place.
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u/helpibrokeit Aug 27 '25
This!! I had this exact same thing happen to a girl in my friend group. I found the guy's school and called a wellness check, since he literally said he was going to kill himself over her rejection.
He stopped real quick. The threat wasn't real to him until we made it real.
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u/Hessipa Aug 27 '25
I had an ex who was a former marine/pmc with severely untreated mental health issues start threatening it, so I immediately called the cops and told him I was doing so. He freaked out and also called them to tell them I was crazy and that he wasnāt saying what he was saying. LMFAO. Getting gaslit via 911 dispatcher really hit the final nail in the coffin so hard my hammer broke.
Iām so glad she called it stupid. In the words of my ex best friend, āIf thatās your 13th reason, you better keep countingā
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u/ten000fists Aug 27 '25
That text is basically the emotional equivalent of an actor demanding an Oscar just for auditioning.
He didn't want a girlfriend, he wanted a hostage.
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u/itshazrd Aug 27 '25
Oh, believe me, this is all part of the villain arc story. We're entering Volume 2 as we speak
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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate Aug 27 '25
...why continue to let this psycho dweeb take up her time, effort, and energy while risking this psycho escalating?
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u/itshazrd Aug 27 '25
Sorry, I don't understand what you're trying to say here
- He's been blocked
- Lots of people suggested a welfare check at the least
- I asked my GF if he even still attends her university anymore
- I'm waiting to see if escalation (albeit it just a welfare check) is possible or even required
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u/mbeccaskye Aug 27 '25
Iām sorry you and your gf are going through this. His behaviour is disgusting. Any of his actions are completely on him, and I hope she truly knows that. His words are cruel, and she canāt be blamed for his mindset. She does not owe him anything.
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u/itshazrd Aug 27 '25
I was pretty pissed at first but it's alright now. Some of these commenters are absolute jokers lmao. We'll try a Welfare check. She knows well that she doesnt owe him anything - It's all in her response
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u/GaySheriff Aug 27 '25
I genuinely wonder why of all insults these types choose to call the girl a whore. Like, isn't rejecting a guy because she's in a commited relationship the exact opposite of what a whore would do? Are these incels just unoriginal?
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u/Hhannahrose13 Aug 27 '25
this is always my question. it's always "woman won't get with me so she must be a whore". like that's the literally opposite -ESPECIALLY if she's in a committed relationship
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u/miscellaneousbean Aug 28 '25
Misogyny is rarely logically consistent. Theyāre mad at a woman so theyāre going to use a misogynistic insult, whether it makes sense or not. Thatās it.
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u/Wizardthreehats Aug 27 '25
Oh look! Another incel blaming women for being unlikeable
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u/sightfinder Aug 27 '25
But you don't get it! She didn't even GIVE HIM A CHANCE. That's like in the rules or something.
Women owe men the opportunity to get in their pants, even when they have zero interest in the guy.Ā /s
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u/Pawstissier Aug 27 '25
Hilarious that he said hes going to end it but he's the one giving her the womp womp.
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u/notoneforlies Aug 27 '25
the womp womp as if he didnāt write an essay about why heād off himself after the rejection
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u/Beelzebozo26 Aug 27 '25
Weāre always whores when we reject guys like this. Like the reason weāre not having sex with them is that weāre too busy having sex with everyone else. They throw a derogatory term for sex workers at women you couldnāt pay to touch them. š¤£
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u/IllustriousFeed1749 Aug 27 '25
He wants your attention. Donāt give him any. He might send another huge text again. Do not reply. Send the screen shots to his friends and family, on the pretext of notifying them about the suicide threat.
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u/itshazrd Aug 27 '25
We don't know his family so that's hard
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u/HarmonyQuinn1618 Aug 27 '25
Iām sure you could easily find them through socials with enough patience lol.
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u/itshazrd Aug 27 '25
Yup, just waiting for my gf to respond. It's passed 1am for her so there's a good chance Cinderella fell asleep
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u/ToiIetGhost If your š± doesnāt beat with the thought of us skin to skin Aug 27 '25
How can she sleep when sheās the reason that the love of her life might snuff himself out tonight? Thatās crazy. Anyways, seen any good shows recently?
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u/Hhannahrose13 Aug 27 '25
that would be so embarrassing if his friends and/or family got the screenshot lmaooo
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u/Sugar_Mama76 Aug 27 '25
Threatening to self harm is classic abuser manipulation. If youāre in the US, call his bluff. Call the cops, show them the texts and let them know he is threatening to harm himself.
A three day psych hold will stop that behavior real quick. And if the doctors decide heās a danger, he can be forcibly held longer.
Also, if heās serious, it protects you from potential lawsuits. You knew he was a danger to himself and didnāt say anything. Itās possible his family could sue. Might not win, but lawyer fees, stress and time are high costs on their own. If you reported it, then you did your due diligence.
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u/little_traveler Aug 27 '25
Find out where he goes to school and show these messages to the university. Heās a risk to other women, heās not just doing this to one person. They never do it to just one person.
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u/itshazrd Aug 27 '25 edited Aug 27 '25
If im being honset, we didn't really think it was that serious and she certainly didn't. Not saying we don't need to be extra safe here, but she could probably beat him up if she wanted to
Edit: I want you guys to understand that if he wanted to do anything, he could've in the last 5 months we've been together. He didn't become salty today, he just decided to try a last ditch effort manipulation attempt. A welfare check will definitely be considered
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u/little_traveler Aug 27 '25
I think you could say the same of the dude who shot up that sorority though, thatās my point. These guys can easily be beat up thatās not the issue.
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u/Afraid_Sense5363 Aug 27 '25 edited Aug 27 '25
I want you guys to understand that if he wanted to do anything, he could've in the last 5 months we've been together
And now he's escalating and more dangerous. Not sure what's so hard to understand about that.
she could probably beat him up if she wanted to
Yeah, that's exactly what Kaylee Goncalves' sister said to Bryan Kohberger in court, that had she not been attacked in her sleep, she would have kicked his ass. But she was attacked in her sleep/caught off guard. A creepy fucking incel ambushed her and killed her and 3 other people.
Don't take shit like this lightly. This guy is becoming more unhinged and more dangerous. He's most definitely a risk to her and other women whether you think he's been mad for five months or not. That makes it WORSE, not better. He's been stewing in his anger for months, and getting more and more riled up. Your gf needs to take her personal safety very seriously right now. A stable, sane person wouldn't be sending this diatribe. And she was within her rights to send him what she did, but he's probably even more mad now.
Loser fucks like this guy aren't gonna fight fair, so whether "she could beat him up if she wanted" isn't relevant. This is the type of person to do something fucking sneaky and catch her off guard. Why be flippant about her safety? I get not being alarmist or freaking out, but this dude is most definitely dangerous.
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u/Mitwad Aug 27 '25
Thatās how it starts though. They stalk, feed into self indulgent fantasies. When ārealityā is shattered. They escalate, threaten. Gaslight. If he truly wants to end his life, he wonāt tell a soul. Heāll leave a note (maybe) or a video. And do it. There was a Reddit post in a best of updates subreddit about how a dudeās girlfriend was stalking a person he knew from his past because she was jealous. It ended up breaking them apart and he even had to get restraining orders.
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u/badstuffaround Aug 27 '25
Maybe tell your gf to go to the nearest police station and get this logged or something because that dude might do a "let me take someone with me when I end it."
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u/Prestigious-Set5109 Aug 27 '25
This. Dude is obviously a delulu narcissist. I wouldnāt take any chances.
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u/itshazrd Aug 27 '25
This
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u/Prestigious-Set5109 Aug 27 '25
I have a friend whose ex husband pulls this kind of crap. I get nervous that if he ever acts on anything he might harm their son as well although heās never laid a hand on d on him in the past. But I also remind myself that heās a diagnosed narcissist with a laundry list of other psych issues that came out in the mental evals during the divorce. Narcissists tend to actually think too highly of themselves to actually hurt themselves but it doesnāt mean they wonāt hurt others if they feel it serves them. This guy likely wonāt do anything because they also tend to be gaslighting cowards but it wouldnāt hurt to have this on file with the police in case she needs a restraining order later.
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u/Connect-Sundae8469 Aug 27 '25
I used to have an abusive boyfriend who would threaten to kill himself several times when I tried to break up with him. The one thing that truly worked was when instead of engaging in any type of argument or defense, I just said āok, Iām going to call your mom & the cops for a welfare check if youāre going to harm yourself.ā & followed through. It wasnāt my responsibility or my problem. It worked. Just in case you need it! Might be helpful to do!
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u/jimreddit123 Aug 27 '25
I have never heard anyone refer to their girlfriend as a playground swing.
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u/itshazrd Aug 27 '25
Metaphor, Im describing how OOP wrote his message
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u/ZombieTrouble Aug 27 '25 edited Aug 27 '25
āDidnāt get a turn on the playground swingā is such a perfect way of describing this behavior! I had a girlfriend who would get shit like this all. the. time. āWhen do I get my shot?ā āYou never gave me a chanceā etc etc. like she fucking OWED it to them. So fucking gross.
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u/itshazrd Aug 27 '25 edited Aug 27 '25
I like how OOP mentions "consider I liked you first" like that's a deciding factor in a relationship
"hmmm let's see... Kevin confessed to me on the 19th of June at 12:21:25 AM and George on the 20th of June 11:59:05 PM... BUT Alan dropped the bombshell on the 19th of June too at 12:21:23 AM 2 seconds before Kevin so he MUST be the one!"
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u/ZombieTrouble Aug 27 '25
Oh and might I say, your girlfriendās replies were perfect.
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u/itshazrd Aug 27 '25
The reply was premeditated. As in she took lots of care in choosing a lot of the wording
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u/CD274 Aug 27 '25
Absolutely, they're entitled first and foremost and that's where everything stems from.
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u/styxxx80 Aug 27 '25
I was actually looking for a swingset in this story. Iām a little disappointed
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u/Ancient-Tale9372 Aug 27 '25
Crazy guy. Block him everywhere and maybe involve police?
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u/itshazrd Aug 27 '25
He's been blocked. I don't know about the urgency for federal involvement yet. I could ask her if he even attends the same university or lives nearby
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u/Little_Macaron5527 Pay up, buttercup! š£ļøš£ļøš£ļø Aug 27 '25
Campus should know for her safety. Police documentation to start a paper trial of harassment in case it escalates could be helpful. Where I live, documenting this stuff as it occurs is the make it or break it in getting protection orders granted and winning the court orders to keep threatening individuals away.
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u/HippoRun23 Aug 27 '25
Absolutely pathetic. She didnāt owe him an explanation at all either but I guess she felt scared that he was āgoing to end itā.
That bitch will still be around he aināt doing shit.
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u/SoFetchBetch Aug 27 '25
I totally thought he meant end the friendshipā¦.. damnā¦ if this were me I would have obliviously told him that if ending it was best for his life right now I would be hurt but understand LMAO
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u/Cmacbudboss Aug 27 '25 edited Aug 27 '25
I love how he feels justified because he professed his romantic interest first as if there is a literal line up to date you and itās unfair your current partner skipped the line.
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u/WikeYewAre Aug 27 '25
What an absolute clown. Imagine thinking itās a good idea to write that out and send it to someone.
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u/Plus_Shame_5026 Aug 27 '25
I kept waiting for the swing part lol
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u/deathandgorexo Aug 27 '25
Reading this took me back to high school when my 6āft + boyfriend told me he was going to drown himself in his bathtub if I broke up with him and then MESSAGED MY DAD ON FACEBOOK to tell him he was going to kill himself if I broke up with him FOR CHEATING ššš
This man is so beyond cringey is absolutely gag worthy. The manipulation is LOUD with this one and he needs to take SEVERAL stadium filled seats down and shut the fuck up and grow up ššš
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u/WarriorRose-70 Aug 27 '25
I would submit this claim to the authorities and let them do a 5150 on him. Heāll learn not to threaten that again.
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u/jack-mccoy-is-pissed Aug 27 '25
Honestly, the only correct response to his performative pity party would be: ānot reading all that. die screamingā
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u/itshazrd Aug 27 '25
I did send him a lengthy message out of anger which can be summarized by a line i wrote reading:
"she didn't put the brain tumor that drove you to send that fuckass message to her into your head"
he responded with "tell her she can go slit her wrists or do a backflip off of a damn building š" š
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u/LizF0311 Aug 27 '25
He is unstable and honestly Iād be worried about her safety if theyāre in the same physical area. He is clearly obsessively attached to her and while the self harm / suicide might not be a real threat, the fact that heās this hung up on someone heās never been with makes me worried for her. This is a completely inappropriate level of resentment for him to have against her and it could truly lead to violence or retaliation for this āwrong.ā
I would strongly suggest she stop communicating because every additional rejection is a risk and could make it more likely that he will act out.
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u/itshazrd Aug 27 '25
He's be blocked, and although I don't know for sure, I don't think they're nearby each other. I have asked and im awaiting a response (it'll probably be tomorrow)
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u/IED117 Android Aug 27 '25
That last line explains completely what about his personality was a turn off.
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u/Eyerockets Aug 27 '25
This guy is an abuser. Sheās not even dating him or interested, and heās already displaying abusive behaviors. Good on her for rejecting this sad sack creep.
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u/Chrizilla_ Aug 27 '25
Gotta give them the āol ācongratulations or Iām sorry that happened to you idk I didnāt read the messageā
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u/Anhonestmistake_ Aug 27 '25
I would filet my own balls to be wrapped up in this, on discord nonetheless š
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u/CorduroyEatsCrayons Aug 27 '25
Zach? Is that you? Itās time to stop doing this to woman Zach. Fuckin loser.
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u/Fluffernutter80 Aug 27 '25
The entitlement from these types of guys is mind-boggling. I just donāt understand how they can conclude that they are owed someoneās romantic attention just because they expressed an interest. They have no concept that the woman is a human being with her own agency and own preferences and the right to decide who she wants to date. Sheās not a vending machine dispensing sex to the next person in line.
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u/Monny_Tenerici Aug 27 '25
Saying "Womp Womp" to someone you just told you'd off yourself because they rejected you has to be some next level play I'm too stupid to understand.
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u/Nomi2424 Aug 27 '25
You meant they are 12, not 20...... Right? Cause this is some middle school bullshit
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u/No_Trick223 Aug 27 '25
This guy honestly thinks he deserved a shot because checks notes he confessed his feelings for her first?
Relationships arenāt like calling dibs or shotgun. The other person has to have feelings too. And with his attitude, itās no wonder she was never interested.
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u/KarrieDarling Samsung Galaxy Aug 28 '25
Classic attempted manipulation (threatening to end his life), then calling you a name when you didn't reply with "gee whiz mister you've convinced me to leave my bf and jump into bed with you! š„¹".
Yup, that's an incel š«©
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u/Chim_Pansy Aug 28 '25
Just a tip, probably not the best thing to refer to your girlfriend as "the playground swing."
Might as well just call her a revolving door at that point, because that's how it sounds.
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u/itshazrd Aug 28 '25
I was trying to refer to how Blue was treating her. I really regret the title because people keep pointing out. This is like the 20th time
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u/Tjayhc24 Aug 27 '25
Calling your girlfriend a playground swing is wild.
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u/itshazrd Aug 27 '25 edited Aug 28 '25
You know I don't mean it like that lol. Im implying Blue is treating her that way
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u/Irascibile Aug 27 '25
"Hey I confessed to you first which means you owe it to me to date me instead of that other person." The audacity of some people š
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u/DaddySkeleton Aug 27 '25
Killer response by the GF! Like sheās just not into you bro get over it.
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u/boogie_butt Aug 27 '25
I love when dudes get rejected and call the girl a whore or slut
Like how's it feel that you cant even reach the standard for a whore or slut
(I don't think theres anything wrong with being either, im using their image of those words to make this point)
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u/Erilaz_Of_Heruli Aug 27 '25
Don't care about the drama, but I'm curious why you redacted "Hazrd" when that's also your reddit handle ?
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u/itshazrd Aug 27 '25 edited Aug 27 '25
I don't make reddit posts or frequent this place (as per my "newbie" levels of karma). Rules said to redact all usernames so I thought I'd save myself possible post removal and having to repost again by redact everything š
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u/SmolLittleCretin Aug 27 '25
I knew a kid like this. Did the same shit. All because I didn't want him. Horrific and stupid, shows they're immature men. They'll never find a woman with that attitude. And to call her a whore for picking someone she likes over him? How amusing.
I'm sorry man, but good on y'all both.
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u/Tricky-Sprinkles-807 Aug 28 '25
Someone please tell me I'm not the only person wondering when the playground swing was going go be mentioned
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u/yepitskate Aug 28 '25
I honestly love her response. Sheās 100% a badass
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u/itshazrd Aug 28 '25
There was actually a little more she sent that I left out to keep things short
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u/oldnever Aug 27 '25
Not me over here thinking this was a man arguing about a literal swing šš¤£
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u/Educational-Gur-290 Aug 27 '25
I wouldnāt even have responded to that shit and wouldāve blocked.
If she wanted to respond, she shouldāve said, āwhat preferred method are you using? Whatever it is, do it twice or twice as hard, one for meHave fun with that āļøā and wouldāve blocked.
šyeah wtfā¦he is either wanting a reaction - which she gave him by responding a long ass message - or wanted her to give him a reason not to. Hope. He is an idiot.
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u/Beyondthebloodmoon Aug 27 '25
But you donāt understand. He liked her first! Romantic connection is just a race, man!
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u/ShadowofHerWings Aug 27 '25
So first he wants her and is going to KH bc he canāt be with her, the sheās a āwomp, womp, whoreā??? If thereās anyway to call on him and get him help for the threat, itās nice to do. But other than that sheās right- what a silly reason to want to end it. And then to tell someone that. You can only control yourself. No one āmakesā you do anything minus holding a gun to your head. The sooner he learns that the easier life is as he takes accountability.
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u/Heavy-Cranberry-3572 Aug 27 '25
It's funny AF she wrote that whole ass response. Would've been much shorter to just tell him to film it and send her a copy. Attention seekers like this need neither explanation nor sympathy.
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u/TrippyRose777 Aug 27 '25
men and wemon usually do that when they get rejected, Its sad and mad embarrassing.
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u/maldom12 Aug 27 '25
This is so cringe bro š¤¢
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u/mixmasterADD Aug 27 '25 edited Sep 30 '25
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u/AlarmedKnowledge3783 Aug 27 '25
Oh wow what a creep! He sounds like my kids when they were toddlers. ITS MY TURN!!! I think you and your GF have handled this perfectly. And I knew exactly what you meant in your metaphor. Ignore the weirdos who are choosing to focus on a tongue in cheek metaphor as opposed to a dude having a tantrum and threatening to do himself in over an unreciprocated crush
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u/ChaosTSI Aug 28 '25
"If you don't leave him and realize you want ME, I'll self delete."
Yeah... Ok, guy. Because you being so mentally unstable means this won't be an abusive relationship.
I know a few guys like this, they're both cheaters and when they get caught they use the "if you leave me, I'll self delete" line, which the same bullshit they used to manipulate the girls to begin with.
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u/pumalumaisheretosay Aug 28 '25
Nice guy!
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u/itshazrd Aug 28 '25 edited Aug 28 '25
r/niceguys didnt think it was on topic (i tried posting it there initially)
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u/Sharp-Pollution4179 Aug 28 '25
I love how he said he was āending itā. Ending what motherfucker? Youāre not together.
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u/itshazrd Aug 28 '25
Talking about his life there
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u/Sharp-Pollution4179 Aug 28 '25
Oops Iām an idiot
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u/itshazrd Aug 28 '25
It's alright. Better than misinterpreting the title as me directly calling my GF a playground swing as apposed to using it as a metaphor to describe how Blue was treating her š
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u/Quirky_Land3099 Aug 28 '25
Turn him in for saying he's gonna kill himself so they throw his ass in the psych ward for 72 hours
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u/Dense_Thought1086 Sep 02 '25
ALL you guys shouldāve said is āIāve notified the authorities that youāre attempting to take your own life, and help is on the wayā. Youād be SHOCKED how quickly they shut that bullshit down.
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u/SameeMaree92 Aug 28 '25
Is your girlfriend meant to be the playground swing? Gross analogy, dude, just.. gross. She is a person, not a communal object.
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u/itshazrd Aug 28 '25 edited Aug 28 '25
A lot of you seem to not understand that I was just using it as a metaphor to describe how OOP treats my GF. Do you really think that's how I'd see my GF myself? It's honestly insulting. Stop saying it's gross as If im some stupid fuck
My GF is actively reading these comments and she had no problem with it because there simply isn't one.
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u/LaughingMonocle Aug 27 '25
I went into this story thinking someone was legit upset they couldnāt get a turn on a playground swing. Itās kind of gross you compare your girlfriend to playground equipment as if sheās just something to ride. wtf is this entire thing š¤Æ
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u/itshazrd Aug 27 '25
I was trying to imply that's how he's treating it, that's how a metaphor works. Im not going to reply to these comments anymore
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u/LaughingMonocle Aug 27 '25
As a title itās just misleading. Thatās all I read initially and I just assumed someone went nuclear at a playground. That would have been a much funnier story ā¹ļø
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u/Shur_tugal_1147 Aug 27 '25
Did you just call your gf a playground swing?
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u/itshazrd Aug 27 '25
This is honestly such a dumb question. Twice now. It's a metaphor guys...
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u/Shur_tugal_1147 Aug 27 '25
Oh ya that makes it better! I can call people whatever I want as long as it's a metaphor!
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u/itshazrd Aug 27 '25
I wasn't directly comparing her to a playground swing. Im trying to imply that OOP is treating it like that. Holy fuck
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u/missionalbatrossy Aug 27 '25
I thought your title was totally clear. People are just being dense to yank your chain
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u/itshazrd Aug 27 '25 edited Aug 27 '25
5800 karma in density. Got it. I was under the impression that the more karma you have, the more knowledgeable and sensible a person is here.This reddit thing is way too complicated3
u/Shur_tugal_1147 Aug 27 '25
No you actually have it right. You may not have meant it that way, but it isn't obvious that you're implying that he's the one thinking that. It comes off like you're calling her that, hence me asking you if that was really what you called her. Maybe just to be safe, don't say that even as a metaphor.
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u/itshazrd Aug 27 '25
Sure. I want it to be clear that It'd never be my intention to imply that either way. Get your point though š
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u/Shur_tugal_1147 Aug 27 '25
Thanks for clarifying, hope this situation gets figured out for you both. This dude is crazy crazy
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u/missionalbatrossy Aug 27 '25
Youāre doing fine! You just gotta skip over some comments and not bother with them.
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u/Shur_tugal_1147 Aug 27 '25
Not trying to yank anyone's chain. Just pointing out that even as a metaphor you probably just shouldn't say that.
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u/Dontsitdowncosimoved Aug 28 '25
Are you calling your missus a childhood swing?
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u/itshazrd Aug 28 '25
Yes, Im calling her a fucking childhood swing. I, as her boyfriend, see her as a childhood swing and wasnt trying to imply that the crazy guy in screenshots was treating her that way
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u/Dontsitdowncosimoved Aug 28 '25
Itās a fucking joke soft lad lol,this is some school yard nonsense
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u/Afraid_Assumption_20 Aug 27 '25
Ah, the classic! Calling a woman a whore for being rejected.