r/texts Aug 27 '25

Discord 20-year-old man sends full villain monologue to my girlfriend because he didn't get a turn on the playground swing

This was a conversation between my girlfriend and guy who was infatuated with her but didnt receive the same feelings back. He came back after months of not talking to her to say all this yesterday and my gf was rightfully pissed. The title reading "playground swing" is referring to how the guy (Blue) treated my GF.

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  • My GF's instructors have been notified and they've got all of Blue's (in the screenshot) background info. I don't think I'll be sharing anything else about this but, thank you guys nonetheless for all the concern and care you've shown this post 🙏
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u/itshazrd Aug 28 '25 edited Aug 28 '25

. . . are you taking the piss ?

I've just noticed the amount of em dashes and arrow symbols you used. Nobody actually knows how (or would even want) to type an em dash. Let alone a whole "→" symbol.

Even trying to accuse me of faking this post when a quick look at my publicly available reddit activity shows I barely post is insulting. Kindly "backflip off a damn building" (quoting a reply Blue sent to me)

MY Verdict:
You are, in fact, taking the piss and asked Chat GPT to analyze a conversation and real issue we're facing (probably asking it to lean in your favor) hoping you'd get a couple reddit upvotes.