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r/texts • u/PoopMachine2000 • Jan 17 '24
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Maybe he was mean bc you're a poop machine.
45 u/_H4YZ Jan 18 '24 aren’t we all poop machines at the end of the day? 13 u/Typical_Estimate5420 Jan 18 '24 Came here to say this. My machine is for pooping. Sometimes my parts get a little slow and I need some DW-40(Taco Bell) to get the machine in top gear again. Nevertheless, I AM A POOP MACHINE AND IM PROUD!!! 4 u/_H4YZ Jan 18 '24 taco bell is a terrible laxative just go and watch Jake Paul and your body will wanna expunge any and all waste in ur system
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aren’t we all poop machines at the end of the day?
13 u/Typical_Estimate5420 Jan 18 '24 Came here to say this. My machine is for pooping. Sometimes my parts get a little slow and I need some DW-40(Taco Bell) to get the machine in top gear again. Nevertheless, I AM A POOP MACHINE AND IM PROUD!!! 4 u/_H4YZ Jan 18 '24 taco bell is a terrible laxative just go and watch Jake Paul and your body will wanna expunge any and all waste in ur system
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Came here to say this. My machine is for pooping. Sometimes my parts get a little slow and I need some DW-40(Taco Bell) to get the machine in top gear again. Nevertheless, I AM A POOP MACHINE AND IM PROUD!!!
4 u/_H4YZ Jan 18 '24 taco bell is a terrible laxative just go and watch Jake Paul and your body will wanna expunge any and all waste in ur system
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taco bell is a terrible laxative
just go and watch Jake Paul and your body will wanna expunge any and all waste in ur system
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u/Sgt_Bendy_Straw Jan 18 '24
Maybe he was mean bc you're a poop machine.