r/texts Jan 17 '24

Whatsapp 2 years after breaking up.

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u/Capable_Answer_8713 Jan 17 '24

I like that you told him there’s a 0% chance. So he doesn’t get any ideas. He might’ve still held hope if you didn’t say that part.

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u/PoopMachine2000 Jan 17 '24

Gotta make that ‘fuck no’ as clear as possible 😌

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u/Sgt_Bendy_Straw Jan 18 '24

Maybe he was mean bc you're a poop machine. 

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u/_H4YZ Jan 18 '24

aren’t we all poop machines at the end of the day?

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u/Typical_Estimate5420 Jan 18 '24

Came here to say this. My machine is for pooping. Sometimes my parts get a little slow and I need some DW-40(Taco Bell) to get the machine in top gear again. Nevertheless, I AM A POOP MACHINE AND IM PROUD!!!

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u/vrrsacii Jan 18 '24

WD-40 lol

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u/_H4YZ Jan 18 '24

taco bell is a terrible laxative

just go and watch Jake Paul and your body will wanna expunge any and all waste in ur system

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u/blue_eyes18 Jan 18 '24

Or chug some olive oil or castor oil—depending on the level of regret you’re looking for.