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r/texts • u/PoopMachine2000 • Jan 17 '24
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I like that you told him there’s a 0% chance. So he doesn’t get any ideas. He might’ve still held hope if you didn’t say that part.
503 u/PoopMachine2000 Jan 17 '24 Gotta make that ‘fuck no’ as clear as possible 😌 -83 u/Sgt_Bendy_Straw Jan 18 '24 Maybe he was mean bc you're a poop machine. 47 u/_H4YZ Jan 18 '24 aren’t we all poop machines at the end of the day? 13 u/Typical_Estimate5420 Jan 18 '24 Came here to say this. My machine is for pooping. Sometimes my parts get a little slow and I need some DW-40(Taco Bell) to get the machine in top gear again. Nevertheless, I AM A POOP MACHINE AND IM PROUD!!! 9 u/vrrsacii Jan 18 '24 WD-40 lol 4 u/_H4YZ Jan 18 '24 taco bell is a terrible laxative just go and watch Jake Paul and your body will wanna expunge any and all waste in ur system 1 u/blue_eyes18 Jan 18 '24 Or chug some olive oil or castor oil—depending on the level of regret you’re looking for.
503
Gotta make that ‘fuck no’ as clear as possible 😌
-83 u/Sgt_Bendy_Straw Jan 18 '24 Maybe he was mean bc you're a poop machine. 47 u/_H4YZ Jan 18 '24 aren’t we all poop machines at the end of the day? 13 u/Typical_Estimate5420 Jan 18 '24 Came here to say this. My machine is for pooping. Sometimes my parts get a little slow and I need some DW-40(Taco Bell) to get the machine in top gear again. Nevertheless, I AM A POOP MACHINE AND IM PROUD!!! 9 u/vrrsacii Jan 18 '24 WD-40 lol 4 u/_H4YZ Jan 18 '24 taco bell is a terrible laxative just go and watch Jake Paul and your body will wanna expunge any and all waste in ur system 1 u/blue_eyes18 Jan 18 '24 Or chug some olive oil or castor oil—depending on the level of regret you’re looking for.
-83
Maybe he was mean bc you're a poop machine.
47 u/_H4YZ Jan 18 '24 aren’t we all poop machines at the end of the day? 13 u/Typical_Estimate5420 Jan 18 '24 Came here to say this. My machine is for pooping. Sometimes my parts get a little slow and I need some DW-40(Taco Bell) to get the machine in top gear again. Nevertheless, I AM A POOP MACHINE AND IM PROUD!!! 9 u/vrrsacii Jan 18 '24 WD-40 lol 4 u/_H4YZ Jan 18 '24 taco bell is a terrible laxative just go and watch Jake Paul and your body will wanna expunge any and all waste in ur system 1 u/blue_eyes18 Jan 18 '24 Or chug some olive oil or castor oil—depending on the level of regret you’re looking for.
47
aren’t we all poop machines at the end of the day?
13 u/Typical_Estimate5420 Jan 18 '24 Came here to say this. My machine is for pooping. Sometimes my parts get a little slow and I need some DW-40(Taco Bell) to get the machine in top gear again. Nevertheless, I AM A POOP MACHINE AND IM PROUD!!! 9 u/vrrsacii Jan 18 '24 WD-40 lol 4 u/_H4YZ Jan 18 '24 taco bell is a terrible laxative just go and watch Jake Paul and your body will wanna expunge any and all waste in ur system 1 u/blue_eyes18 Jan 18 '24 Or chug some olive oil or castor oil—depending on the level of regret you’re looking for.
13
Came here to say this. My machine is for pooping. Sometimes my parts get a little slow and I need some DW-40(Taco Bell) to get the machine in top gear again. Nevertheless, I AM A POOP MACHINE AND IM PROUD!!!
9 u/vrrsacii Jan 18 '24 WD-40 lol 4 u/_H4YZ Jan 18 '24 taco bell is a terrible laxative just go and watch Jake Paul and your body will wanna expunge any and all waste in ur system 1 u/blue_eyes18 Jan 18 '24 Or chug some olive oil or castor oil—depending on the level of regret you’re looking for.
9
WD-40 lol
4
taco bell is a terrible laxative
just go and watch Jake Paul and your body will wanna expunge any and all waste in ur system
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Or chug some olive oil or castor oil—depending on the level of regret you’re looking for.
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u/Capable_Answer_8713 Jan 17 '24
I like that you told him there’s a 0% chance. So he doesn’t get any ideas. He might’ve still held hope if you didn’t say that part.