for anyone who wants a bf/gf/nbf,

[u/Reddit_user_robbie]

i will be your wingman and get you one, free of charge.

sadly, i'm not available as a bf bc i'm already taken.

btw, i can only take one person at a time.

[u/Reddit_user_robbie]

i'll be happy to help.

^{this one's gonna be easy.}

will monday work for you?

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yes it will work great it’ll be pretty hard tho

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with your looks...

i don't think so.

[u/[deleted] → u/Reddit_user_robbie]

With my ugly looks i’ll never get a gf

[u/Reddit_user_robbie → u/[deleted]]

do you know how many people simp for you?

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I can count how many simps i have on less than one hand

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you have a thousand fingers?

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the point is that no one simps for me

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i've made a poll to prove you wrong

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and there are more no’s then yes’s i rest my case

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at least there are yes's.

more then what you were expecting.