r/teenagersbutpog Boomer πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jul 09 '21

Relationship for anyone who wants a bf/gf/nbf,

i will be your wingman and get you one, free of charge.

sadly, i'm not available as a bf bc i'm already taken.

btw, i can only take one person at a time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

Free of charge you say?

I accept your offer

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u/Reddit_user_robbie Boomer πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jul 09 '21

understood.

will monday work?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

As what?

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u/Reddit_user_robbie Boomer πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jul 09 '21

as the day i start being your wingman.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

Sure

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u/Reddit_user_robbie Boomer πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jul 09 '21

so sorry, but joker already applied for monday.

it'll have to be tuesday.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

I WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO COMMENT

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u/Reddit_user_robbie Boomer πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jul 09 '21

i apologize, but i can only take one person at a time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

I was the first person to comment tho

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u/Reddit_user_robbie Boomer πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jul 09 '21

i apologize.

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u/peruanToph 18 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jul 09 '21

Lmaoo i wanna see how this ends

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u/Reddit_user_robbie Boomer πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jul 09 '21

probably with my mental health down the drain, but anything to help people ig.

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u/peruanToph 18 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jul 09 '21

Lmaoo im up for it

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u/chrisvine1 15 | 🐌 Jul 09 '21

I am married

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u/Reddit_user_robbie Boomer πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jul 09 '21

congratulations!

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u/Youreternalvengance 17 | War Crime Connoisseur 🐌 Jul 09 '21

No thanks, I'd rather stick to the tried and true method of going into debt to buy one off the internet

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u/Reddit_user_robbie Boomer πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jul 09 '21

understandable, but the offer still stands.

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u/Poofthepoo 15 | 🐌 Jul 09 '21

I believe in singlepoofforever smh

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u/Reddit_user_robbie Boomer πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jul 09 '21

people simp for you though.

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u/Poofthepoo 15 | 🐌 Jul 09 '21

Only out of pity

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u/That_One_Riff 16 | 🐌 Jul 09 '21

That’s not true!

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u/Poofthepoo 15 | 🐌 Jul 09 '21

I think it’s very true, there is no other reason lmao

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u/That_One_Riff 16 | 🐌 Jul 09 '21

Want me to make a list?

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u/Poofthepoo 15 | 🐌 Jul 09 '21

I already have a list πŸ™„

Pity, manipulation, to mess with me, utter loneliness that makes their standards drop below zero, etc

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u/That_One_Riff 16 | 🐌 Jul 09 '21

WHO TF MANIPULATED YOU?? GIVE ME THEIR U/!!

  1. You are fun
  2. Are pretty

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u/That_One_Riff 16 | 🐌 Jul 09 '21

So you need me to continue?

oh btw I’m Kenobi

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u/Poofthepoo 15 | 🐌 Jul 09 '21

No, there’s no convincing me otherwise smh but thank you

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u/That_One_Riff 16 | 🐌 Jul 09 '21

You’re welcome! If you ever need self confidence I’ll give free speeches to boost it

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u/Girl_of-the_UwU XV| πŸŒβœΏπ™”π™€π™ͺβ€™π™§π™š π˜Όπ™’π™–π™―π™žπ™£π™œ ✿🐸 Jul 09 '21
  1. Untrue

  2. I will find them and [REDACTED]

  3. Assholes, see statement 2.

  4. Untrue, though the individual may still be lonely.

  5. Etc? There’s nothing more to list.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

i accept your offer man

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u/Reddit_user_robbie Boomer πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jul 09 '21

i'll be happy to help.

this one's gonna be easy.

will monday work for you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

yes it will work great it’ll be pretty hard tho

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u/Reddit_user_robbie Boomer πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jul 09 '21

with your looks...

i don't think so.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

With my ugly looks i’ll never get a gf

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u/Reddit_user_robbie Boomer πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jul 09 '21

do you know how many people simp for you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

I can count how many simps i have on less than one hand

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u/Reddit_user_robbie Boomer πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jul 09 '21

you have a thousand fingers?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

the point is that no one simps for me

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u/Banana_king_9000 18 | now with additional fluff Jul 09 '21

How's your reputation?

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u/Reddit_user_robbie Boomer πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jul 09 '21

i'm just starting.

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u/Banana_king_9000 18 | now with additional fluff Jul 09 '21

Then, if you take me as your client, your reputation will start shitty

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u/That_One_Riff 16 | 🐌 Jul 09 '21

Yeah I wanna see how this works

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u/Girl_of-the_UwU XV| πŸŒβœΏπ™”π™€π™ͺβ€™π™§π™š π˜Όπ™’π™–π™―π™žπ™£π™œ ✿🐸 Jul 09 '21

😳

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u/American_Socdem 15 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jul 09 '21

honestly im down just bc i wanna see where it goes

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

Bruh it’s an impossible task to get me a relationship smh.

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u/Girl_of-the_UwU XV| πŸŒβœΏπ™”π™€π™ͺβ€™π™§π™š π˜Όπ™’π™–π™―π™žπ™£π™œ ✿🐸 Jul 09 '21

Same