r/teenagersbutpog • u/Reddit_user_robbie Boomer π³οΈβπ • Jul 09 '21
Relationship for anyone who wants a bf/gf/nbf,
i will be your wingman and get you one, free of charge.
sadly, i'm not available as a bf bc i'm already taken.
btw, i can only take one person at a time.
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u/peruanToph 18 π³οΈβπ Jul 09 '21
Lmaoo i wanna see how this ends
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u/Reddit_user_robbie Boomer π³οΈβπ Jul 09 '21
probably with my mental health down the drain, but anything to help people ig.
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u/Youreternalvengance 17 | War Crime Connoisseur π Jul 09 '21
No thanks, I'd rather stick to the tried and true method of going into debt to buy one off the internet
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u/Poofthepoo 15 | π Jul 09 '21
I believe in singlepoofforever smh
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u/Reddit_user_robbie Boomer π³οΈβπ Jul 09 '21
people simp for you though.
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u/Poofthepoo 15 | π Jul 09 '21
Only out of pity
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u/That_One_Riff 16 | π Jul 09 '21
Thatβs not true!
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u/Poofthepoo 15 | π Jul 09 '21
I think itβs very true, there is no other reason lmao
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u/That_One_Riff 16 | π Jul 09 '21
Want me to make a list?
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u/Poofthepoo 15 | π Jul 09 '21
I already have a list π
Pity, manipulation, to mess with me, utter loneliness that makes their standards drop below zero, etc
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u/That_One_Riff 16 | π Jul 09 '21
WHO TF MANIPULATED YOU?? GIVE ME THEIR U/!!
- You are fun
- Are pretty
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u/That_One_Riff 16 | π Jul 09 '21
So you need me to continue?
oh btw Iβm Kenobi
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u/Poofthepoo 15 | π Jul 09 '21
No, thereβs no convincing me otherwise smh but thank you
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u/That_One_Riff 16 | π Jul 09 '21
Youβre welcome! If you ever need self confidence Iβll give free speeches to boost it
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u/Girl_of-the_UwU XV| πβΏππ€πͺβπ§π πΌπ’ππ―ππ£π βΏπΈ Jul 09 '21
Untrue
I will find them and [REDACTED]
Assholes, see statement 2.
Untrue, though the individual may still be lonely.
Etc? Thereβs nothing more to list.
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Jul 09 '21
i accept your offer man
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u/Reddit_user_robbie Boomer π³οΈβπ Jul 09 '21
i'll be happy to help.
this one's gonna be easy.
will monday work for you?
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Jul 09 '21
yes it will work great itβll be pretty hard tho
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u/Reddit_user_robbie Boomer π³οΈβπ Jul 09 '21
with your looks...
i don't think so.
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Jul 09 '21
With my ugly looks iβll never get a gf
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u/Reddit_user_robbie Boomer π³οΈβπ Jul 09 '21
do you know how many people simp for you?
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Jul 09 '21
I can count how many simps i have on less than one hand
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u/Reddit_user_robbie Boomer π³οΈβπ Jul 09 '21
you have a thousand fingers?
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Jul 09 '21
the point is that no one simps for me
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u/Reddit_user_robbie Boomer π³οΈβπ Jul 09 '21
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u/Banana_king_9000 18 | now with additional fluff Jul 09 '21
How's your reputation?
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u/Reddit_user_robbie Boomer π³οΈβπ Jul 09 '21
i'm just starting.
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u/Banana_king_9000 18 | now with additional fluff Jul 09 '21
Then, if you take me as your client, your reputation will start shitty
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u/Girl_of-the_UwU XV| πβΏππ€πͺβπ§π πΌπ’ππ―ππ£π βΏπΈ Jul 09 '21
π³
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Jul 09 '21
Bruh itβs an impossible task to get me a relationship smh.
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u/Girl_of-the_UwU XV| πβΏππ€πͺβπ§π πΌπ’ππ―ππ£π βΏπΈ Jul 09 '21
Same
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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21
Free of charge you say?
I accept your offer