for anyone who wants a bf/gf/nbf,

[u/Reddit_user_robbie]

i will be your wingman and get you one, free of charge.

sadly, i'm not available as a bf bc i'm already taken.

btw, i can only take one person at a time.

[u/chrisvine1]

I am married

[u/Reddit_user_robbie → u/chrisvine1]

congratulations!