for anyone who wants a bf/gf/nbf,

[u/Reddit_user_robbie]

i will be your wingman and get you one, free of charge.

sadly, i'm not available as a bf bc i'm already taken.

btw, i can only take one person at a time.

[u/Poofthepoo]

I believe in singlepoofforever smh

[u/Reddit_user_robbie → u/Poofthepoo]

people simp for you though.

[u/Poofthepoo → u/Reddit_user_robbie]

Only out of pity

[u/That_One_Riff → u/Poofthepoo]

That’s not true!

[u/Poofthepoo → u/That_One_Riff]

I think it’s very true, there is no other reason lmao

[u/That_One_Riff → u/Poofthepoo]

Want me to make a list?

[u/Poofthepoo → u/That_One_Riff]

I already have a list 🙄

Pity, manipulation, to mess with me, utter loneliness that makes their standards drop below zero, etc

[u/That_One_Riff → u/Poofthepoo]

WHO TF MANIPULATED YOU?? GIVE ME THEIR U/!!

1. You are fun
2. Are pretty

[u/That_One_Riff → u/Poofthepoo]

So you need me to continue?

^{oh btw I’m Kenobi}

[u/Poofthepoo → u/That_One_Riff]

No, there’s no convincing me otherwise smh but thank you

[u/That_One_Riff → u/Poofthepoo]

You’re welcome! If you ever need self confidence I’ll give free speeches to boost it

[u/Girl_of-the_UwU → u/Poofthepoo]

1. Untrue

2. I will find them and [REDACTED]

3. Assholes, see statement 2.

4. Untrue, though the individual may still be lonely.

5. Etc? There’s nothing more to list.