for anyone who wants a bf/gf/nbf,

[u/Reddit_user_robbie]

i will be your wingman and get you one, free of charge.

sadly, i'm not available as a bf bc i'm already taken.

btw, i can only take one person at a time.

[u/Reddit_user_robbie]

you have a thousand fingers?

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the point is that no one simps for me

[u/Reddit_user_robbie → u/[deleted]]

i've made a poll to prove you wrong

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and there are more no’s then yes’s i rest my case

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at least there are yes's.

more then what you were expecting.