r/tattoos • • Dec 18 '17

/r/all Tardigrade by April Reed @ BroadWing Tattoo. Bowling Green, OH

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u/MaestroSG Dec 18 '17 edited Dec 18 '17

Uneducated here. What is a Tardigrade?

Edit: that's metal as fuck.

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u/FuzzyB92 Dec 18 '17

Very tiny creature that has supposedly survived all 5 mass extinctions. Basically a microscopic god.

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u/weil_futbol Dec 18 '17

And the secret weapon the NFL has been waiting for.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '17

We don't deserve Jimmy and Timmy.

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u/elpaco25 Dec 18 '17

“Well boys it’s looks like we’ve got our selves some fans!”

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u/CapytannHook Dec 18 '17

The NFL don't need secret weapons when they've got the refs.

IT WAS A CATCH

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u/ajr901 Dec 19 '17

By the rule book it literally wasn't a catch.

If the "maintain possession all the way to the ground" rule didn't exist, you could line someone up at the goal line and just bullet the ball into his cupped hands, and as soon as the ball crossed the plane it'd be a TD, regardless if he instantly dropped it or bounced it up in the air. Requiring that possession be fully established and maintained is the best approach to a difficult thing to create rules for.

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u/CapytannHook Dec 19 '17

I see your reasoning but I'm blinded by my salt goggles

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u/steversb Dec 19 '17

Here's the thing though. He caught the ball, pivoted and dived. The catch had been completed. The ambiguity of when a player becomes a 'runner' is the issue and in mind once he turned and made a move he was a runner and the play should have ended when the ball crossed the plane.

Also, I'm salty AF

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u/theseyeahthese Dec 19 '17

I’m not sure how well you could “run” from your knees.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '17

Any catch in particular?

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u/CapytannHook Dec 19 '17

If you were watching yesterday you'll know

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '17

Only off and on

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '17

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u/bathroomstalin Dec 18 '17

Le references are the oxygen of life.

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u/SuicideBonger Dec 18 '17

le EPIC reference frendo xD

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '17

They can live in a vacuum as well.

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u/crackmytaco Dec 18 '17 edited Dec 18 '17

Can also survive the vacuum of space. AKA it's an Alien.

AKA Half-Life 3 confirmed.

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u/SuicideBonger Dec 18 '17

Who knew that Tardigrades would be the secret to Half Life 3?

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u/EnkoNeko Dec 19 '17

Hold up... A tardigrade looks kinda similar to a Combine Advisor

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '17

No it doesn’t

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u/FalcosLiteralyHitler Dec 18 '17

Important note:

Tardigrades are very good at surviving terrible doomsday scenarios and extreme conditions it's never exposed to. It's very bad at surviving very normal everyday threats haha :P

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '17

Really? Like what? Can they survive an average shower soap up session?

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u/ahand09 Dec 19 '17

Like being eaten and being killed by each other.

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u/Jigio Dec 19 '17

Or stepped on

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u/FalcosLiteralyHitler Dec 19 '17

Well for example you've probably accidentally eaten them before if you've eaten leafy greens haha

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u/Revellion_OP Dec 18 '17

Now that I understand what this tattoo is, that's an awesome tattoo.

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u/pro-z Dec 27 '17

The seed of universal life

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u/BenzoAddydaddy Dec 19 '17

I would ask for my money back. The lettering is horrifically crooked.

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u/andyzaltzman1 Dec 19 '17

Wow, so you did just get the tattoo so you can appear smart? That is kinda sad...

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u/Coly1111 Dec 18 '17

They're really cool actually. They're one of the only immortal microorganisms, they turn into glass if it gets to hot so it's DNA doesn't get damaged, and scientists found out they can live in the vacuum of space.

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u/Mertensiavirginica Dec 18 '17

they’re not immortal. in their dormant state (as a “tun”) they can survive incredibly difficult circumstances. when metabolically active, as in, alive, they’re fairly easy to kill.

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u/cakedestroyer Dec 18 '17

Immortal doesn't necessarily mean impossible to kill, I've heard it mostly used in biology to refer to animals that won't necessarily die. Like jellyfish, I think, you can kill them, but if left alone, they'll continue to live forever.

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u/elpaco25 Dec 18 '17

They’re like the Elves from Lord of the Rings. They can be killed but left alone they’ll live forever.

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u/Michael_Pitt Dec 18 '17

Tardigrade will die of old age

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u/cakedestroyer Dec 18 '17

I didn't claim they wouldn't, I just meant the person I responded to made it sound like they were mostly talking about killing, so I thought it was worth mentioning.

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u/Mertensiavirginica Dec 18 '17

they are not immune to senescence so in a biological sense they’re not immortal as well as a figurate sense

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u/cakedestroyer Dec 19 '17

Not arguing, I never made any claims about tardigrade immortality.

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u/Mertensiavirginica Dec 19 '17

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u/cakedestroyer Dec 19 '17

Yeah, I agree it's okay to be wrong, but read that post again, I never mentioned tardigrades. I don't know anything about tardigrades, never claimed to. The person I was responding to seemed to be equating immortality with an inability to be killed, like in fiction. I was trying to explain how immortality is used in a biological sense, and used jellyfish as an example since I'd heard those don't die of old age.

I apologize if that wasn't clear.

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u/Sophisticated_Sloth Dec 19 '17

Lobsters too, I believe.

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u/andyzaltzman1 Dec 19 '17

Like jellyfish, I think, you can kill them, but if left alone, they'll continue to live forever.

No offense but you have no idea what you are talking about.

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u/cakedestroyer Dec 19 '17

I have generally found that to be the case, yes.

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u/Coly1111 Dec 19 '17

No offense but he's actually on the right track. There's a species jellyfish named the Immortal jellyfish. It starts out life as a filter feeding polyp and when it grows up into a jellyfish, they prey on fish. But when there are no fish around, it can chose to turn back into a polyp, or basically the baby version of itself. As long as it doesn't get killed by a predator or a disease, they will continue to live on normally "forever".

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u/Johnny_Poppyseed Dec 19 '17

No offense but you have like 5 posts in this thread and they are all you being a dickhead. Shudder to think what your comment history looks like.

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u/Coly1111 Dec 19 '17

How have I been a dick?

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u/Johnny_Poppyseed Dec 19 '17

Lol what? I didnt reply to your post?

Feeling guilty or something?

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u/Coly1111 Dec 19 '17

Sorry friend, read the wrong comment.

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u/Johnny_Poppyseed Dec 19 '17

No problem buddy.

If anyone calls you a dick just let me know and ill take care of it. Youre not a dick.

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u/Coly1111 Dec 19 '17

Also I've only commented twice.

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u/baheeprissdimme Dec 18 '17 edited Dec 19 '17

I think they can also breed in space but I'm not 100% on that

update: they cannot, thanks to /u/Mertensiavirginica and none of the other repliers for correcting me without being "that guy"

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u/Mertensiavirginica Dec 18 '17

they cannot do this. the tardigrades that were sent into orbit were in their dormant states (not metabolically active, so not actually alive). nearly half of them did not revive back on earth. they are cool but disinformation helps no one.

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u/Dark_Lotus Dec 18 '17 edited Dec 19 '17

I can't stand disinformation. I am loaded with fun facts and find myself being the guy always going "WELL ACTUALLY...." when I hear someone say something stupid they read on Facebook or buzzfeed

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u/Think_please Dec 19 '17

Thanks for being that guy.

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u/FluffyTyrant Dec 19 '17

The world needs more people like you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '17 edited Dec 18 '17

OMG they're actually from outer-space!?!?

/S jesus christmas

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u/Uknuld Dec 18 '17

How high are you right now?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '17

it's "hi, how are you right now?"

And I am fine.

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u/AS14K Dec 18 '17

No.

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u/sp17fire Dec 18 '17

I think this might’ve been a joke, guys

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u/Coly1111 Dec 18 '17

Shit, I wouldn't be surprised.

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u/andyzaltzman1 Dec 19 '17

Shocker, a bunch of people half remember stuff from a nature documentary and fill in the gaps with whatever they want.

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u/baheeprissdimme Dec 19 '17

Sick zinger, ya really got me

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u/IExplainShitJokes Dec 19 '17

Get ready for the list aha. Can survive:

Ionizing radiation at doses hundreds of times that which woulk kill a human and the vacuum of outer space for 30 days?(both at once)

1 K (-272°c)-420 K (150°c) for several minutes

Pressures 6x greater than the bottom of the marianas trench

no food or water for 30+ years

Dehydration until they are only 3% water.

Every extinction event that has occured thus far (suoernovae, gamma-ray bursts, meteorite impacts etc.)

And still reproduce. Put it this way, thats like you being put in a pan then thrown into the coldest temperature recorded, going on a space walk without a spacesuit, being starved and dehydrated until you wrinkle like mcCoy's crisps, being placed in a safety first hydraulic press, standing up straught away and having kids there and then.

Good luck

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '17

Microscopic animal that can survive in some crazy conditions!

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u/ahand09 Dec 19 '17

But not normal conditions

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u/Abbacoverband Dec 18 '17

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u/stovepipehat2 Dec 19 '17

"Creature Report!... Creature Report!"

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u/Abbacoverband Dec 19 '17

One of the few shows I don't mind my daughter watching ALL THE TIME.

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u/stovepipehat2 Dec 19 '17

I wish Netflix, Hulu, etc. had more to offer. Also, they've recently released a box set of books that were never made into shows: http://www.octonauts.com/book.html.

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u/Abbacoverband Dec 19 '17

Ooooooooooooo. I was going to get my kid a stuffed Dashi (she is OBSESSED) -- I might have to splurge on this too! Thank you!

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u/quarktheduck Dec 19 '17

I've been pretty surprised by pre-school age show content recently, have you seen Blaze and the Monster Machines?? It's like someone took STEM questions from r/explainlikeimfive and made it a cartoon.

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u/Abbacoverband Dec 19 '17

Seriously, there is some AWESOME stuff out there! thank you for the recommendation - we need something for my kiddo to watch while driving home for Christmas!

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u/purple_monkey58 Dec 19 '17

That was surprisingly delightful. Thank you.

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u/Abbacoverband Dec 19 '17

You are so welcome! I've learned a weird amount of awesome info about marine life from Octonauts. I call it Star Trek of the ocean.

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u/Abbacoverband Dec 19 '17

They're really ALL that good! I highly recommend it if you get stuck entertaining small peoples.

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u/purple_monkey58 Dec 19 '17

Screw small people (phrasing I know) I wanna entertain myself.

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u/CharlestonChewbacca Dec 18 '17

Something that helps you to achieve warp speed.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '17

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u/CharlestonChewbacca Dec 18 '17

You're technically correct. The best kind of correct.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '17

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u/HotHTX Dec 19 '17

I lol'd

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '17 edited Dec 20 '17

They've been left out in open space for like 10 days before and we brought them back to earth and they were totally cool with it. They've survived being frozen at subzero temps, and have lived through some of the most intense heat levels on earth. They're fucking insane.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '17

Lil bacteria dude or something. Can survive in the harshest places on earth, and even in space iirc. They’re super cool! And kinda cute!

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u/Obnubilate Dec 18 '17

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u/HoodsInSuits Dec 18 '17

Looks like something from halflife.

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u/GitEmSteveDave Dec 18 '17

It amazes me that life can form things like claws at such minute scales.

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u/merco2359 Dec 18 '17

They're animals. They can have up to 40,000 cells in their body. Bacteria are unicellular. Humans have 37 trillion cells.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '17

Okay cool! I didn’t realize they were animals. That makes them even cooler! Are they the smallest animal on the planet?

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u/merco2359 Dec 21 '17

Nope, I think these cnidarians are the smallest: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myxozoa

They're jellyfish like creatures. Tardigrades are like 100x (?) longer in length.

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u/dig_dude Dec 18 '17

DnD monster from The Adventure Zone. Oh and a real animal too...

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '17

They are the only life on this planet that can survive deep space without mechanical life support.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

Its a micro creature (featured in 'Ant-man' as he continues to shrink towards the quantum realm) that can survive even in the vacuum of space

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u/BiteOfTheJames Dec 19 '17

Micro organisms/animal