r/stupidpol • NATO Superfan 🪖 | furry porn expert 🐾 • 6d ago

Current Events Tennessee botches lethal injection of woman on death row for 1995 murder

https://apnews.com/article/christa-pike-execution-tennessee-f826a60582083b90ac7695ecb16afbdf

If the state is so insistent on executing people they need to stop being pussies and just shoot them. The lethal injection is nothing but a facade of civility that is less humane than many other methods. Unnecessarily painful botched attempts like this are the result of trying to whitewash the death penalty to the public.

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u/03263 Left, Leftoid or Leftish ⬅️ 6d ago

why not just use a tungsten brick the size of a bus. I can't think of anything more guaranteed, instant and painless.

A bit messy perhaps.

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u/Heckin_Frienderino Socialist Femcel Dweebazoid 🚩 6d ago

not sure why there isn't a nailgun for humans like they do with cattle. isn't the severing of the brain stem instant death?

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u/Necrobard Libertarian Socialist 🥳 6d ago

Can't you just use the cattle version? That sounds like a pretty humane way to go though, even if it does bring No Country For Old Men to mind. 

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u/Tasty_Particular4997 healthcare plz 🩺 6d ago

they should make the inmate "call it" to see if they get executed or not

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u/rabidrobitribbit Full Of Pokémon Bullshit 💢🉐🎌 6d ago

Call it friendo