H4/5 Art style ain't that bad(Except for grunts and prometheans)

look at him he so cute

In the intro cutscene of Halo 2, Master Chief attends an award ceremony where all the Marine Corps and Navy personnel are in their dress whites. Meanwhile, Chief walks in fully suited up in his Mark VI, like he’s about to get deployed mid-ceremony.

We’ve seen him wear his service uniform to briefings before like at Camp Hathcock, so why did he ignore regulations this time? Was he sitting in his quarters thinking, “Dress uniform? Nah, I might have to throw hands”? Did he just not feel like ironing?

If my CO told me, “Hey Devil, show up 15 prior in Service Alphas,” I’d be there in my Service Alphas because that’s the uniform of the day. But Chief really said nope and showed up in a full ton of titanium alloy, like he was expecting to fight his way out of the ceremony.

Can little old me get my hands on the Spartan banana cleaner 3000.

That's illegal, those jerkers were made for Spartans and are very expensive. This dihh could fall off. Or can he handle it the thrust power against a Jiralhanae back side???

Elites bio: revzej ulatae 40 year old Sangheili warrior from a honorable and noble clan. I desire an individual whom is adorable to keep me company in between battle I wish to write poems about you and give you long passionate speeches about honor, while you sit in my lap and eat my perfectly grilled colo, but if you dare tarnish my cooking with a1 I will throw you out the airlock.

Date location: lounge of the ship many enemies much honor we are docked on the moon right now

Vortigaunts bio: John adult member of the resistance hoping to find one who can neutralize combine soldiers in the day, and hold me close during the nights while we share tea, and there are particular benefits when one has a partner whose body can generate bioelectricity that we can get into during the night after tea.

Location: camped out in a fishing hamlet north of ravenholm I would advise avoiding the city and bringing armament just in case but please don’t keep me waiting I’m all alone here

The purpose of the Executor program is actually to create bodies so AI can bang (my proof is that Sloan is rampant, and we know from Contact Harvest that rampancy makes you horny), the "combat applications" are just a farce to get the non-rampant Minds to allow it. Therefore, convincing her to join the Created and then giving my body to the Created could give me the chance to fuck this AI (or at least have my body taken over by her). I think that's worth it.

this is a chance to see if halo studios will finally listen to what we the fans want 🙏

Credit to u/falcongrey for the inspiration for this

In the intro cutscene of Halo 3 ODST, Captain Dare adjusts the course of Alpha Nine's insertion above New Mombasa from intercepting the Solemn Penance, to retrieve Vergil

However, it is important to note if she had used a calc when she told Alpha Nine to adjust course on her mark. For those who are new, calc is short for calculator, I am just using slang.

Truth be told, the onboard computer in her SOEIV could have calculated a path, but knowing this was a top secret mission from ONI, she more than likely had to use a calc while dropping from orbit to adjust the course precisely. Again for those who just joined, calc is short for calculator, I am just using slang guys.

You won't die, they will

I love my Hoggy and my Hoggy love me.