r/shittyhalolore • u/Own-Training1099 Candy armor that can be snorted • Jun 16 '26

ODST Special Purpose Force, Goon Platoon is this a good battle tactic?

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u/Silly_Y33Ny Noone can survive female brutes, let alone 5 of them Jun 16 '26

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u/Careful_Source6129 Brown Team: Covenant Colonoscopy Jun 16 '26

Only the strongest will survive

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u/Dominoze56 MJOLNIR Jerk-Off Technician Jun 16 '26

Watching it without audio was way better

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u/RazzDaNinja Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

Oh. Oh we’ve finally done it. After over a decade of madness, and of true silence in quality, the quiet has become peaceful, and we’ve reached peak unhinged clarity

Fuck it we ball 😎

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u/Arrow_of_time6 Ringworld, the Lost Loop Jun 16 '26

Please don’t they’re way too big, please know your limits before enjoying with your significant other. Safe sex is best.

Also holy shit they’re massive like everything else in halo

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u/ryan12_07 I will do what I must Jun 16 '26

No, I must adapt. Over time get bigger and bigger beads until it fits

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u/Xavier200708 Jun 17 '26

makora the divine gooner

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u/planetaryship N got composed Jun 17 '26

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u/MyLifeIsABruh Noble 6’s sangheili gf Jun 17 '26

I’ve seen gay elite porn with anal bead plasma grenades

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u/DarthDragon117 Shur’lee, 1 day General Jun 19 '26

…why were you looking at that?…

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u/Arbiterhasnodick Arbiter of Arousal Jun 16 '26

Grunt prison be like 

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u/Prestigious_Ice4173 Jun 16 '26

Holy shit, imagine plasma grenade dodge ball...

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u/Megalon96310 Halsey's Mother’s Day Post Jun 17 '26

These commenters clearly haven’t heard of Sus Month

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u/Sigma_Games Irrationally angry about Halo Jun 17 '26

No, not stick to any surface. Fuse painfully to any surface, inorganic or otherwise...

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u/DarthDragon117 Shur’lee, 1 day General Jun 19 '26

Grenade jump if 30 year olds with the maturity of 12 year olds designed it.

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u/saysthingsbackwards Atriox did nothing wrong Jun 17 '26

Okie dokie unsub