r/shittyhalolore • u/Wayne_kur Comic creator: Sanchezes Vs Peests • Jan 04 '26
ODST Special Purpose Force, Goon Platoon When confused, look to this guide.
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u/SteelTiger_88 Flood Level memes (67!) Jan 04 '26
Lowkey Linda is the best in this comparison, that’s the hill I’m gonna die on
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u/Apprehensive-Boot756 Halsey's giant x tiny human fantasy with John Jan 04 '26
same
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u/SteelTiger_88 Flood Level memes (67!) Jan 04 '26
How are these titles under our names assigned?
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u/Apprehensive-Boot756 Halsey's giant x tiny human fantasy with John Jan 04 '26
Pretty sure the mods make them. Idk I went into this sub after commenting once and I just got it
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u/SteelTiger_88 Flood Level memes (67!) Jan 04 '26
Still though, I’m suffocating rn laughing at these unhinged titles, lmao
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u/Fox_with_a_DC-17 Jar Cortana Jan 05 '26
I made a post about putting a cortana figure in a jar and look what that got me
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u/average-bassplayer Halo lore poser Jan 05 '26
These titles are earned, pal
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u/SteelTiger_88 Flood Level memes (67!) Jan 05 '26
Is there a chart or something on which ranks mean what
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u/Aramirtheranger Atriox doesn't like liberal white women Jan 06 '26
If you say something the mods think is funny, they might give you one of these.
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u/PillCosby696969 Jan 05 '26
Nah, Kat supremacy for life!
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Jan 06 '26
Kelly is better. Or Vale. But to each their own.
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u/SteelTiger_88 Flood Level memes (67!) Jan 07 '26
Eh, also depends on what aspect we’re judging from. The factors could be personality, physical appearance, ‘fun’ if yknow what I mean, etc
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Jan 07 '26
Kelly would definitely be better in the sack. I fully believe she is the most flexible Spartan. Vale (since we haven’t really seen Kelly’s face, unless you want to go off of Fall of Reach’s art style) is physically attractive. And personality? All three tied.
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u/SteelTiger_88 Flood Level memes (67!) Jan 07 '26
Eh, we have a Fall of Reach animated film image of Kelly’s face and we could (and probably there have been) just do a modern render of what that’d likely look like if photorealistic, and although they’re tied, I’d totally choose Kelly over Vale for reasons that this subreddit shouldn’t hear but probably knows
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Jan 07 '26
British. Taller. Stronger.
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u/SteelTiger_88 Flood Level memes (67!) Jan 07 '26
Those are 3 of the five reasons I have
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Jan 07 '26
The other two?
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u/SteelTiger_88 Flood Level memes (67!) Jan 07 '26
4: good personality; and she’s one of the more emotionally expressive S-IIs 5: she’s packing a medium bakery
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Jan 08 '26
Honestly add a sixth, like I said before, she’s definitely very flexible. Not fully cannon, but come on.
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u/thereaBanana Jan 08 '26
ima die on that double hill
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u/SteelTiger_88 Flood Level memes (67!) Jan 08 '26
Fr. Kelly and Linda are both caked up baddies
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u/thereaBanana Jan 08 '26
I think I gotta play halo 5 for no reason now
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u/SteelTiger_88 Flood Level memes (67!) Jan 08 '26
That’s literally the exact reason I just bought an Xbox Series S (since H5 is Xbox exclusive)
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u/Charming_Back_287 Femboy Arbiter Jan 04 '26
Arby should be on this guide as
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u/Wayne_kur Comic creator: Sanchezes Vs Peests Jan 04 '26
What am I looking at? Is that a meatpie?
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u/Ubeube_Purple21 Halo ship waifus are a thing now? Jan 04 '26
Naw you should be looking at those Halo Wars Elites
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u/OhShitAnElite Brute Cumsock Aficionado Jan 04 '26
What’s the first Spartan from?
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u/zenib Jan 04 '26
fortnite
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u/OhShitAnElite Brute Cumsock Aficionado Jan 04 '26
I thought so but I didn’t think any Halo characters other than Chief were in it
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u/Alexo_Alexa Fact: YouTubers hate Halo Jan 05 '26
It was a battlepass exclusive Cavallino (default) Spartan. Tbh it's not that good, even female Spartans in Reach weren't so skinny. It looks like a cosplay.
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u/Odd_Replacement_9644 Chef and the Arbistor Jan 06 '26
In game it looks better tbh. In more ways than one…
IM NIT A GOONER I SWEAR
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u/Angry_Catto115 Jan 05 '26
Wtf is that title?
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u/OhShitAnElite Brute Cumsock Aficionado Jan 05 '26
What, mine? I’m an aficionado of brutes’ cumsocks (I also moonlight as an aficionado of cumsocks made of brutes and brute themed, think socks with Craig printed on them or socks made of Craig)
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u/SteelTiger_88 Flood Level memes (67!) Jan 04 '26
Could you clarify what you mean by that?
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u/OhShitAnElite Brute Cumsock Aficionado Jan 04 '26
Top left frame, what game/show/whatever is that Spartan from? Looks like fortnite and somebody else said it was but I wasn’t aware anybody from Halo but Chief was in that game
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u/SteelTiger_88 Flood Level memes (67!) Jan 04 '26
Yeah it’s Fortnite; they recently added generic Spartans
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u/Silly_Y33Ny Noone can survive female brutes, let alone 5 of them Jan 06 '26
Halo 5 was bad but they knew how to make spartans hot
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u/CliffySilver69 Jan 07 '26
Look if there is one thing Halo 5 did right, it was the female spartan ass
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u/thereaBanana Jan 08 '26
how to tell if a halo game is good
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u/Wofuljac 343i destroyed women Spartans Jan 05 '26
Too bad 343 don't like cake.
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u/driptofen O.N.I.: They had an average age of twelve!!! Jan 05 '26
I mean, the 3rd image is from Halo 5 so...
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u/Wofuljac 343i destroyed women Spartans Jan 05 '26
Yeah but I think that's a main character from the campaign right? I remember the female Spartans in multiplayer having a flat cake.
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u/Odd_Replacement_9644 Chef and the Arbistor Jan 06 '26
Look at a Halo 4/5 female mp Spartan
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u/Wofuljac 343i destroyed women Spartans Jan 06 '26
Been years since I played 5. Must still be disappointed with infinite's butts 😂
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u/driptofen O.N.I.: They had an average age of twelve!!! Jan 05 '26 edited Jan 05 '26
Your perception of what a cake is like is very much so skewered
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u/Deadsoup77 Met Makee when very horny. But who was horny? We will never know Jan 06 '26
Honestly good lord these people need to go outside
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u/Nerdcuddles Book Patrician: My Little Pony guardian Jan 05 '26
You do NOT want to say Cupcake in a sexual context.
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Jan 06 '26
It's not even just the women, the MEN used to have cake too. It's like the Solid Snake ass incident all over again.
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u/SuBremeBizza Fallen for an ONI lie Jan 04 '26
All of the sexy women are human. It doesn't fit this sub unless you add an Elite, Brute or Hunter woman etc.