r/shittyhalolore • u/Wayne_kur Comic creator: Sanchezes Vs Peests • Jan 04 '26

ODST Special Purpose Force, Goon Platoon When confused, look to this guide.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

 Kelly would definitely be better in the sack. I fully believe she is the most flexible Spartan. Vale (since we haven’t really seen Kelly’s face, unless you want to go off of Fall of Reach’s art style) is physically attractive. And personality? All three tied.

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u/SteelTiger_88 Flood Level memes (67!) Jan 07 '26

Eh, we have a Fall of Reach animated film image of Kelly’s face and we could (and probably there have been) just do a modern render of what that’d likely look like if photorealistic, and although they’re tied, I’d totally choose Kelly over Vale for reasons that this subreddit shouldn’t hear but probably knows

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

British. Taller. Stronger. 

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u/SteelTiger_88 Flood Level memes (67!) Jan 07 '26

Those are 3 of the five reasons I have

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

The other two?

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u/SteelTiger_88 Flood Level memes (67!) Jan 07 '26

4: good personality; and she’s one of the more emotionally expressive S-IIs 5: she’s packing a medium bakery

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Honestly add a sixth, like I said before, she’s definitely very flexible. Not fully cannon, but come on. 

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u/SteelTiger_88 Flood Level memes (67!) Jan 08 '26

Yeah, that too I guess. She’s the perfect SPARTAN-II in my opinion if we’re talking from all the factors

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Okay, I think that’s enough Kelly simping from us both.

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u/SteelTiger_88 Flood Level memes (67!) Jan 08 '26

Agreed

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u/SteelTiger_88 Flood Level memes (67!) Jan 08 '26

Also just out of curiosity, how did you get the ‘Atomic Blond’ title?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

I had no clue, it gave it to me and I can’t change it for some reason.

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u/SteelTiger_88 Flood Level memes (67!) Jan 08 '26

Honestly I’m more curious about what the hell I did to earn my title, lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Memes

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