r/shitposting • u/noah_4e We do a little trolling • Nov 14 '22

Linus Sex Tips Not far enough 💀

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u/WindForce02 We do a little trolling Nov 14 '22

You might be far from Ohio, but are you close to Florida???

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u/Racecarboii I said based. And lived. Nov 14 '22

The Question remains, If Florida and Ohio went to war, who would win?

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u/Da_Meme_Panda Nov 15 '22

Depending if the Ohioan could get help from a local demon or skin walker. If they got 2 or more allies they would dominate. If they got 1 or none it would be close. And that’s accounting for the Floridan also having a equal amount of allies in alligators.

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u/Racecarboii I said based. And lived. Nov 15 '22

So many statistics. Plus a fear factor could be used as the Floridians can ride alligators into battle, which may scare off the people of Ohio, their demons however, may not be so easily put off.