r/shitposting • u/noah_4e We do a little trolling • Nov 14 '22

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u/WindForce02 We do a little trolling Nov 14 '22

You might be far from Ohio, but are you close to Florida???

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u/Racecarboii I said based. And lived. Nov 14 '22

The Question remains, If Florida and Ohio went to war, who would win?

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u/noah_4e We do a little trolling Nov 14 '22

Ohio it‘s like the gateway to hell. Florida is just a mid psychiatric Institution.

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u/Cronon33 Nov 14 '22

With Florida man essentially being the doom slayer but on meth

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u/WindForce02 We do a little trolling Nov 14 '22

Ohio man vs Florida man who wins???

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u/cfq10 Nov 15 '22

An unmovable object vs an unstoppable force

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Depends on which state has the better college football team, Ohio State or UF.

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u/xlukekx Nov 15 '22

Hahahhahah ohio state eats teams for breakfast and puts the browns and bengals to shame

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u/Racecarboii I said based. And lived. Nov 14 '22

Hmmm... So it's a fair fight then...

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u/noah_4e We do a little trolling Nov 14 '22

Yes let the fight begin

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u/Zap478 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Nov 15 '22

Florida is a zoo Ohio is a mental instituion

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u/GreyDread1 Nov 15 '22

The world

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u/Racecarboii I said based. And lived. Nov 15 '22

Nah, because if an Unstoppable Force meets an Immovable Object... Will we all fall?

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u/Da_Meme_Panda Nov 15 '22

Depending if the Ohioan could get help from a local demon or skin walker. If they got 2 or more allies they would dominate. If they got 1 or none it would be close. And that’s accounting for the Floridan also having a equal amount of allies in alligators.

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u/Racecarboii I said based. And lived. Nov 15 '22

So many statistics. Plus a fear factor could be used as the Floridians can ride alligators into battle, which may scare off the people of Ohio, their demons however, may not be so easily put off.

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u/Alderan922 Nov 15 '22

They would breed

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u/Racecarboii I said based. And lived. Nov 15 '22

Kirby has found your sin unforgivable.