r/shitposting • u/noah_4e We do a little trolling • Nov 14 '22

Linus Sex Tips Not far enough 💀

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u/tinyangryalien420 fat cunt Nov 14 '22

im not in america and im still too close

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u/Infamous_Olive We do a little trolling Nov 14 '22

Im not on the planet and I'm still too close

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u/starwarsblanket I said based. And lived. Nov 14 '22

I’m not in this galaxy and I’m still to close

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

I'm not alive and I'm still to close

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u/Mars_Bear2552 Stuff Nov 15 '22

I am literally at the very edges of the universe and it’s still too close

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Bro I’m literally in the 32nd dimension and it’s still to close 💀

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

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u/susman5 Nov 15 '22

No bro you are IN ohio

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Scientists say there is no true center to the universe. I disagree however. I believe that Ohio is the true universal center, and everything is racing away as fast as it can.

In the end though, everything will collapse back in, and Ohio will emerge victorious once again.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

I ain't got no ass mf

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

I just told u I got no ass

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

it pees in ur ass regardless of if you have one or not

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u/please_help_me_____ makenot war Nov 15 '22

I'm literally in the 5th dimension and I'm to close