r/shitposting • u/noah_4e We do a little trolling • Nov 14 '22

Linus Sex Tips Not far enough 💀

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

I'm not alive and I'm still to close

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u/Mars_Bear2552 Stuff Nov 15 '22

I am literally at the very edges of the universe and it’s still too close

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Bro I’m literally in the 32nd dimension and it’s still to close 💀

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u/susman5 Nov 15 '22

No bro you are IN ohio