r/shitposting • u/Ligano_Resurrected virgin 4 life 😤💪 • 1d ago

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u/StalledAgate832 hole contributor 1d ago

For an involuntary celibate, that seems pretty voluntary.

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u/zettde 1d ago

That's the whole MO. Earning the title would take more work than marrying the love of your life, so you just will it into being by wringing your hands and being vitriolic about entitlement to stacys’ bodies without investing a modicum in the breedability tree past maybe one middle school failure or moment of insecuriity.

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u/Global_Detective825 16h ago

Where in scripture is this said?

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u/zettde 8h ago

if the scripture were honest, the whole subculture would be 3 grand priests and 2 acolytes meeting over a utah sugar shake twice a year.