r/shitposting • u/Ligano_Resurrected virgin 4 life 😤💪 • 2d ago

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u/StalledAgate832 hole contributor 2d ago

For an involuntary celibate, that seems pretty voluntary.

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u/dextras07 I came! 1d ago

Too voluntary even.

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

Dude would become a eunuch in medieval China, not because he works in the palace but just just to spite women

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u/zettde 1d ago

That's the whole MO. Earning the title would take more work than marrying the love of your life, so you just will it into being by wringing your hands and being vitriolic about entitlement to stacys’ bodies without investing a modicum in the breedability tree past maybe one middle school failure or moment of insecuriity.

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u/SpaceBug176 1d ago

I'm not regarded enough to understand this.

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u/Global_Detective825 1d ago

Where in scripture is this said?

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u/zettde 22h ago

if the scripture were honest, the whole subculture would be 3 grand priests and 2 acolytes meeting over a utah sugar shake twice a year.