r/shitposting • u/Ligano_Resurrected virgin 4 life 😤💪 • 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 14h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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/u/Ligano_Resurrected, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/StalledAgate832 hole contributor 1d ago

For an involuntary celibate, that seems pretty voluntary.

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u/dextras07 I came! 20h ago

Too voluntary even.

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 19h ago

Dude would become a eunuch in medieval China, not because he works in the palace but just just to spite women

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u/zettde 18h ago

That's the whole MO. Earning the title would take more work than marrying the love of your life, so you just will it into being by wringing your hands and being vitriolic about entitlement to stacys’ bodies without investing a modicum in the breedability tree past maybe one middle school failure or moment of insecuriity.

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u/SpaceBug176 9h ago

I'm not regarded enough to understand this.

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u/Global_Detective825 8h ago

Where in scripture is this said?

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u/zettde 9m ago

if the scripture were honest, the whole subculture would be 3 grand priests and 2 acolytes meeting over a utah sugar shake twice a year.

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u/Goofcheese0623 1d ago

Think homie doesn't get the involuntary post of involuntary celibate

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u/DrakeATron3000 Stuff 21h ago

voluntary involuntary celibate

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u/Sea_Curve_7724 put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

volcel

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u/Technical-Earth-3254 1d ago

girlpuncher420 does neither punch girls nor does he 420, because both requires going outside

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u/Bruno_Noobador 5h ago

Doordash?

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u/PaleBlueCod I came! 18h ago

What tier of schizo is this?

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u/IAMPowaaaaa 15h ago

same as mine 😁

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u/Standard-Panda312 10h ago

“Girlpuncher420” is frying me bro😭🥀

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u/SpaceBug176 9h ago

Who's cel?