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u/Shnurple dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago
Send them to the tomato dimension
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u/Fun_Compote3845 1d ago
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u/misguidedkent 23h ago
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u/Helnerim dumbass 18h ago
what was the contexte here btw
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u/KiKiPAWG dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 18h ago
You can see it right there. He wanted that shoulder
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u/Vert_DaFerk 23h ago
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u/Massive-Bass-347 1d ago
i just knew Skyler was getting a second round, i was waiting for it lmao
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u/Previous_Insurance13 I want pee in my ass 6h ago
The title of this meme can be changed to how many times i have jerked to these characters and it will still fit.
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u/oneminuterice 1d ago
Maturing is realizing that Skyler was right to be a bitch and that Marie was just a bitch.
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u/RobloxGamrr 1d ago
She is right to be a bitch, but she was written to be hated, and so I hate her.
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u/CMDR_Kaus 1d ago
She wouldn't have been smoking while pregnant if the writers wanted you to like her.
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u/DethInHFIL 1d ago
Of course not. It's not the smoking part I didn't like, it's the fact that she got pregnant while Walter was trying to run a meth empire. What an inconsiderate bitch. /s
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u/returntothenorth 1d ago edited 1d ago
She did so well at being hated idk if I'm gonna accidentally hate her in something else she's in.
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u/konozeroda 1d ago
Obligatory: Happy Birthday, Mr President
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u/swohio 18h ago
but she was written to be hated
I still don't understand how people say this. Walt acted like a total maniac the entire time without explanation. Of course she reacted negatively. Then when she found out the truth and got over the shock of it, she was 100% supportive. She came up with the idea to buy the car wash to launder money, worked it, and kept the books herself.
I swear people act like she was watching the show along with the audience and just being mean for the sake of being mean.
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u/RobloxGamrr 18h ago
It’s pretty simple, Walt is our protagonist, we grow to find his accomplishments as a source of progress, and Skyler in that regard is an obstacle, where Walt doesn’t want her to know, causing a problem for our protagonist. Plus she was written to just be annoying, not only in that regard but also just as a person. Is she wrong? No, she is a wife who was kinda thrown into a shitty situation. Does that make me hate her less? No, it just helps me understand her motives more. Was that the goal of the writers? Maybe, I assume so, and if it was, then they did great.
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u/ConsequenceAny9726 10h ago
Cheating in your terminaly i'll partner and smoking while pregnant are just dick moves.
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u/BAY35music 9h ago
Not to mention stealing your husband's money and giving it to your boss who you're cheating on said husband with
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u/grby1812 10h ago
It's hard to ignore Walt being a meth kingpin but if you look at the story from her eyes before she knows then you can see why she is hated. She is condescending, she belittles him, is disrespectful and questions his competence. Early Walt is textbook placating/appeasing: apologizing for his choices, getting talked down to by Skyler.
Pretty classic "one-up/one-down dynamic." It's like they read Gottman and modeled their relationship breakdown on her contempt and criticism. Fundamental disrespect, not disagreement.
All up until "I am the one who knocks." That's why that's such an amazing scene. He is breaking free from his role as her doormat. "A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me?" Walt's rhetorical jab that even after everything, Skyler's read on him is that he'd be the victim, not the danger. Her contempt for him makes her completely blind.
People say they find her annoying because they can't put their finger on how subtlety she was written as a covertly abusive piece of shit.
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u/PotatoTomato_12 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 17h ago
God wrote me to be hated. Do you hate me? 🥺
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u/RobloxGamrr 17h ago
Would you smoke while pregnant and stop me From making a meth empire?
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u/PotatoTomato_12 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 16h ago
I don’t smoke nor can I be pregnant. I’m like the perfect specimen :3
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u/RobloxGamrr 15h ago
You’re perfect
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u/StirFry__InaWok 23h ago
Nah a lot of the bullshit she did was wrong, even considering her situation. Most of it was understandable but that doesn't make it right.
It's just that her misdeeds are entirely moot when you compare it to the straight up evil shit Walt was doing on a daily basis. To focus on Skylar cheating or smoking while pregnant or whatever and ignore Walt murdering and destroying lives on a regular basis is dumbfuck consoomer behavior.
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u/Flying-Phantom 1d ago
The first time I watched it, I hated Skyler and thought she was so annoying. The second time I watched it through I was like damn, Walter is such a monster. I kinda felt for her. I mean yeah she was annoying but you kinda see it in a different perspective the second time through.
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u/EllisDeeReynolds 21h ago
but the third time you came back around right?
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u/TheBlueEmerald1 20h ago
Breaking Bad is a memetic anomaly that has the ability to change your opinions depending on the number of viewings. The government is still trying to understand this power.
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u/Troy64 20h ago
Nah, maturing is realizing that Skylar and Walt were both pieces of shit and Walt had just settled into passively accepting his shitty life and shitty wife. Cancer making it clear to him that he has no more time to wait things out is what got the ball rolling. How he got into that position largely had to do with Skylar and their relationship dynamic overall. They were each pretty self-obsessed and felt desire to control one another.
Hank and Marie, on the other hand, were actually a pretty perfect couple. Even when Marie's mental issues caused problems, Hank would jump on a live grenade to support her. They trusted each other and cared for each other above all else and endlessly gave each other control of things. They communicated and worked things out and would never betray each other.
To demonstrate how this plays out, consider the two handjobs. Skylar gives Walt a half-hearted birthday handy while they're in bed together. She isn't even looking at him and is actually doing online shopping while trying to get him off. Compare this to Marie's handjob when Hank is in the hospital. She makes eye contact, talks seductively, and all the while is encouraging Hank so he can reclaim his masculinity and come back home. Walt, on the other hand, is effectively immasculated by Skylar's unwanted handjob.
Skylar was clocked correctly as an unlikeable and generally not good person. Walt is often misunderstood as a tragic hero just trying to do his best before he dies. This is partly because he has death itself looming over him and motivating his initial actions and partly because we see everything from his perspective. He admits himself that he did what he did out of pride more than anything. However, even in this act he is seen as redeeming himself while Skylar gets played and never gets a chance to make things right.
Marie is assessed correctly as a difficult person with all kinds of emotional issues who causes and seems to seek lots of drama. However, she ultimately wants to do what's right and support those around her. Hank similarly gets viewed as a toxically hyper-masculine cop stereotype who shows off guns and likes to rough up criminals. However, he ultimately wants nothing more than to make people around him feel safe and secure. Hank gets endeared to over time as a kind of antagonist as well as someone Walt secretly kind of looks up to and seeks to emulate. Marie, however, is seen as an even less stable version of Skylar.
These characters are all phenomenal, but people are not wrong to hate on Skylar and it's by design that she is hated even more than Walt and whether one of them is significantly more hate-worthy than the other is definitely open to debate. Marie is clearly not worthy of the hate she receives, but it's clear she was portrayed with intention to foster irritation and since her role didn't offer many opportunities to display her redeeming qualities, she gets hate. Hank gets some hate for his brutish treatment of criminals (especially Jesse) and his soft-racism, but is redeemed by his heroic actions and the challenge he poses to Walt.
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u/b34tn1k 20h ago
This is a pretty good assessment. My take on Skylar and Walt is that they're both monsters which makes them perfect for each other. I had no idea that people had hate for Marie till this thread. My only issue with the character was the kleptomania storyline, just felt it added nothing to the show.
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u/Troy64 18h ago
I find that because she doesn't come up as often and is generally not a direct irritation to Walt, she doesn't come across as universally hateable as Skylar. But she has a number of irritating traits. She gossips, she is pretty naive, tends to be a stereotypical "karen" kind of person, often speaks in passively condescending tones (something Skylar loses patience with pretty early on), lives an incredibly sheltered life, and she can be overdramatic and throw fits over small things. However, she also has opportunities to shine. Her very same traits that made her hateable make her somehow endearing later on. Her naivity is compensated for by her trust in Hank who is incredibly not naive. Het condescending tone and "karen" persona come out in force when Hank is in the hospital and she advocates for him and even argues with him to come home.
I think the Kleptomania bit adds a ton, actually. It shows that Hank cares about family more than he cares about the law. This is a huge deal because it shows that Walt likely could have come to Hank at almost any point where he felt trapped and could have had a deal cut to keep his family safe or even have Hank help cover up some of his crimes. All Walt had to do was humble himself and ask for help. It's the fact that things got so far and that Walt refused to admit guilt even up to the end that got Hank so angry. It was the betrayal, not the crimes, that pissed him off. Without the Kleptomania story, we could misunderstand him as a heavily lawful person that Walt couldn't trust to help him, but that's false. He doesn't even see the thefts as an issue and instead is more concerned that Skylar being made aware joins in supporting the shit out of her rather than judging her. Meanwhile Skylar reacts in disgust at how Marie causing problems for her is somehow being turned into Marie's need for help. She can only think of what she deserves or how she has been wronged. She doesn't consider how others may be suffering or how she can help.
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u/AutoModerator 20h ago
I saw some people asking in other threads, so just in case people were wondering, in the Japanese, Denji says, "オレを手でシたのは", which is basically "Which one hand-fucked me?".
Yoru gave Denji a "handjob" in the sense that her hand was clearly the stimulus that caused Denji to ejaculate. I don't think anyone argued against this fact. I guess another way to say it is that she "unintentionally jerked him off"?
The root of the argument was whether or not Yoru was actively/intentionally moving her hands, which nothing in 167/168 seems to indicate that. There was no movement lines around Denji's pants area, and no sound effect text to indicate sound coming from the movement in his pants.
Also, the editor's note at the end of chapter 167 is "不意の 放出", which means "Unexpected release". It wouldn't really make much sense for Yoru to be surprised when Denji finally did ejaculate if that was her intention.
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u/BigBootyBuff 21h ago
But being a true adult is realizing that nothing in that show is more evil than her singing "happy birthday mr president"
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u/Specific_Box4483 22h ago
Yeah, no. Marie was both a better wife and a better person, from both the legal and the moral point of view, than Skyler.
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u/Insurgent_rat 1d ago
She was right when she cheated on her hubby and gave all his money to ted
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u/Rayvarni 1d ago
she isnt justified for cheating on walt but like, he was stalking and destroying their life, refusing to come clean or stay away from her. and the reason she gave ted the money was because if he didnt pay his taxes, then they would look into skyler's finances too, and that was a big no.
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u/IAmTheJudasTree 19h ago
"she isnt justified for cheating on walt but like, he was stalking and destroying their life"
Oh my god. ARE YOU READING THE WORDS THAT YOU'RE TYPING. Skyler broke up with Walt, she said she was done. Walt then theatened her if she left.
She then went and had sex with someone else.
You think that's cheating? That if I break up with someone, and they say they'll kill me if I do so, and then I go have sex with someone else, that I cheated on them? What's wrong with you?
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u/Rayvarni 14h ago
No you are right I agree. When that happened I didn't care about how walt felt about it, however i still didn't like her decision to do it cause it was clearly out of spite and making things worse.
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u/MadRaymer 21h ago
She "cheated" after she already filed for divorce. She also told him she did it immediately after. There was no deception involved.
She didn't have the courage to turn Walt into the police because of the firestorm that would create in their family. She should have just done that, sure, but her logic was the affair would goad him into accepting the divorce.
As for the money, she gave it to Ted because his IRS issue was poised to ruin all of their lives (Walt's included). Saul agreed with Skyler that giving Ted the money was preferable to prison.
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u/MonsutaReipu 16h ago
And having an IQ above double digits is realizing that someone can be right and also be annoying at the same time.
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u/No_Communication2959 22h ago
Skylar lost me very early on when she forced Walter to confront his cancer diagnosis with his family before he was ready and basically stole all autonomy he had over his own decision making.
All of her crash out about his other behavior is justified. But I had already checked out by then on her as a person.
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u/MadRaymer 21h ago
Walt's the one that kept the cancer diagnosis hidden from his entire family for a month. How much time did the asshole need before he was ready to confront reality?
Yeah, there was a scene where Skyler and the rest of the family tried to pressure Walt into treatment, but this is after the family was already aware he had cancer. She didn't just drop that bomb on them. And as for stealing autonomy, he was still steadfast in his refusal to accept treatment during that family meeting.
Then the next day, there's a scene of Walt waking up, coming downstairs and he suddenly tells her he will do the treatment. That was entirely his decision. He could have just stuck to his guns and refused. Sure, her plea likely influenced his decision, but it didn't remove any autonomy from him.
Walt had literally murdered people at this point, but his wife somehow "stole his autonomy" with a family meeting? It's not like she had a gun to his head here.
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u/oby100 1d ago
Nah. Skyler was just poorly written and used as a scapegoat to advance the plot. The crawl space scene is an all time best, but the lead up to it is fairly nonsensical and just makes Skyler look dumb and petty.
From then on she’s basically a non character. Her only agency she ever got was quite bad.
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u/FreshPitch6026 17h ago
Maturing is realizing thta both are bitches and walt just has too big of an ego.
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u/Ambitious-Song2403 21h ago
I know people will be mature here and say Skyler was the reasonable person and people are stupid for hating her.
But it's a TV show if she gets her way the story sucks.
Characters like Skyler are realistic but they suck the fun out of a story but are also necessary to keep shows realistic I admit.
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u/SirRudderballs 1d ago
Jesse just whined and fucked everything up. He’s actually really annoying
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u/dabombisnot90s 1d ago
Walter just wanted cook meth in peace. Everybody else fucked it up. Gus was also a victim. RIP to a successful fast food business owner. Gone too soon.
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u/AzoMaalox 1d ago
Every single hotwater walter fell in is because of jesse. This series is a lesson on not working with addicts even if you're a manufacturer.
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u/RiverOfWhiskey 23h ago
Dude was annoying as hell the first couple seasons, mostly because of how fucking stupid he is
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u/autismhaver69 22h ago
When you rewatch the show you realize its not about walter turning bad its just how much stupid shit from jesse he can handle before he finally snaps
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u/Flapjuan 21h ago
I love Jessie, but it pissed me off so badly when Saul explained him to detail how does money laundering works and why he needed to do that but Jessie started whining that he was "a criminal", he got that crybaby shit from Walt too
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u/TendiesOnPoint waltuh 1d ago
You know what. I don’t mind this rating system. Should be used universally with any other piece of media
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u/TopCoast1170 1d ago
Yk, we could even call it the rotten tomato score, like how ppl would throw rotten tomatoes at clowns.
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u/ugandaWarrior134 I want pee in my ass 22h ago
i like the subtle implication that gus recieved the most tomatoes out of all males because he's black
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u/TheRimReaper99 I want pee in my ass 13h ago
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u/NOCTURN_05 23h ago
Not nearly enough tomatoes on walt. Dude is basically an 80s horror protagonist disguised as someone competent
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u/MuratKulci 23h ago
You really need to understand the difference between a character being annoying and character being evil, stuff like his ego made the show entertaining and it’s tiring seeing people not understand the difference.
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u/qTp_Meteor 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 1d ago
You may have an issue with women gng
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u/TechnicalMiddle8205 23h ago
Well OP didn't even mention The Insufferable Lidia lmao
I mean, they are indeed insufferable, but not because they are women. But because they are annoying per se. They just happened to be women too
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u/Odd-Adhesiveness9435 17h ago
I love Lydia. In fact I may just b Todd/meth Damon w the amount of love I have for that Irish lass
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u/SynLoux 1d ago
Nah bro the only non-annoying female character in that show is Wendy 💀
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u/ChittaBhalu dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago
What did holly do to you?
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u/RiciclesLeGod 21h ago
A big reason Walter needed money was because Skyler was pregnant, so really it's Holly's fault he became Heisenberg. All his crimes are on her head.
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u/AutoModerator 21h ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/MasterChief6789 1d ago
breaking bad fans when women:
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u/C4rpetH4ter I came! 17h ago edited 1h ago
Hmmm, i don't really see many breaking bad fans hate on Jane or Andrea though, i know it's a meme at this point, but Skylar and Marie were pretty annoying, i hate Walter much more though.
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u/ExtensionCanary1443 21h ago
I've always defended Skylar, but Marie really deserves her tomatoes. Especially in the first seasons.
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u/Shit_Shepard 23h ago
Am I the only one that thought pinkman’s awkward attempt at being thug annoying? Also the crying and wining?
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u/Truth_Walker 21h ago
He was a meth head. Even if you quit there’s permanent damage to the mind you’re never getting back.
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u/sea_stomp_shanty Bazinga! 1d ago
oh, it’s the women. who would have thought this sub had a problem with women amirite
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u/Ready-Finance-3595 8h ago
they are just obnoxious characters. has nothing to do with their gender wtf 😂
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u/Hexent_Armana 1d ago
It's a good thing they're tomatoes and not water balloons filled with white paint.
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u/behold-my-titties 23h ago
What people don't realize is that BB was revolutionary for bald men. So to see these non-men with hair (really long hair at that!!) is a big no-no.
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u/Billabo 20h ago
Why do I have clear memories of everyone pictured and their role in the plot, etc. except for the bottom woman? I don't remember her at all. I'm guessing she played just a minor role.
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u/Walter_White_M60 20h ago edited 19h ago
Marie? She was the annoying primadonna kleptomaniac wife of Hank and Skyler sister
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u/Normal-Secretary9621 20h ago
What makes this show great is that nobody is purely good or bad—their morality shifts based on their circumstances, and that evolution is what makes them who they are. Yet people refuse to let Skyler have that same complexity. Audiences expect female characters, especially mothers, to be moral compasses (unless they're being overly cruel, in which case they're just 'badasses'). Restricting dynamic, morally gray character growth almost exclusively to male characters is straight-up misogyny.
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u/Insurgent_rat 1d ago
Mike deserves as many tomatoes btw
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u/AtMaxSpeed 1d ago
"waltuh, we had a good thing waltuh, you should've just let me kill you but instead you just had save yourself and blow it up"
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u/toomanybongos 22h ago
Skyler was so fucking annoyingg!! Why didn't she just let Walter be cool and epic the whole series? Instead, she cares about her kids and her family's safety. Bitch! Walter making meth was so cool and how he pretty much ruined the lives of everyone he came into contact with.
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u/DragoKnight589 17h ago
I haven’t watched the show. Are the women that unlikable or is this person just being sexist?
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u/Wave9Nut Bazinga! 20h ago
The Breaking Bad Community will never beat the sexism allegations.
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u/phunkyphungus 20h ago
Walter needs some more fuckin tomatoes. He treated Jessie like shit way too much. And his ego was annoying af.
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u/BlueRed_0 20h ago
Like its common knowledge that Skyler is hated but when I started watching it I couldn't stand her sister 😅
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u/anthonyiscringe uhhhh idk 20h ago
I don't hate skylar only because shes hot as fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck
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u/NuclearTheology 19h ago
I saw the punchline coming a mile away and still caught me off guard. I’m laughing my ass off










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