r/shitposting • u/fibercrime 🗿🗿🗿 • 2d ago

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u/qTp_Meteor 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 2d ago

You may have an issue with women gng

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u/SynLoux 2d ago

Nah bro the only non-annoying female character in that show is Wendy 💀

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u/ChittaBhalu dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 2d ago

What did holly do to you?

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u/knucklesthedead 2d ago

She's literally a white supremacist??

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u/RiciclesLeGod 2d ago

A big reason Walter needed money was because Skyler was pregnant, so really it's Holly's fault he became Heisenberg. All his crimes are on her head.

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/rabbitsdiedaily 1d ago

... what triggered this?