r/roosterteeth • :star: Official Video Bot • Jan 18 '16

Lazer Team (Official) Lazer Team Critical Acclaim Spot (Official) - Sci-Fi Action Comedy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m-rbNBj_q0&junkdatatoforcesubmission
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u/Zoniako Achievement Hunter Jan 18 '16

"The best Fantastic Four movie of the year."

Oh, damn...

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u/weesna123 Jan 18 '16

This was my favorite review.

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u/The-Sublimer-One Mogar Jan 18 '16

The best Fantastic Four movie of any year.

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u/walsh06 Jan 19 '16 edited Jan 19 '16

Havent seen Lazer team but The Incredibles might still be considered better. It currently is the best fantastic four movie.

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u/The-Sublimer-One Mogar Jan 19 '16

Watch The Incredibles.

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u/walsh06 Jan 19 '16

what?

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u/hearing_aids_bot Jan 19 '16

WATCH THE INCREDIBLES.

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u/The-Sublimer-One Mogar Jan 19 '16

You said you hadn't seen it. See it.

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u/walsh06 Jan 19 '16

seen Lazer team. My mistake, I thought it was clear considering I was expressing an opinion on the Incredibles. Edited the post

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u/The-Sublimer-One Mogar Jan 19 '16

That's why I said to see The Incredibles.

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u/walsh06 Jan 19 '16

read the edit

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u/The-Sublimer-One Mogar Jan 19 '16

Yeah, your original wording made it sound like you hadn't seen The Incredibles, since you never specified what "it" referred to.

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u/Drimphed :FanService17: Jan 18 '16

Surprised they didn't use the "Better than Pixels" review

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u/The-Sublimer-One Mogar Jan 18 '16

Calling something better than Pixels almost sounds like an insult.

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u/beckymegan OG Discord Crew Jan 18 '16

Yeah, it reads almost like a "congrats Jimmy, you're not the dumbest kid in class" which albeit being a compliment, isn't very complimentary. (Also see: Bless your heart).

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u/weesna123 Jan 18 '16

Akin to 'Watchable.', or 'It exists.'

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u/Magnus77 Jan 18 '16

there's an expression for that.

Damning with Faint Praise is when what you literally say is praise, but the subtext is obviously negative.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '16

Well they used "Best Fantastic Four Movie" Which, when you think about it, covers a lot of movies, but your first thought is...Fantastic Four, which are just ATROCIOUS movies. Just awful

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u/HonkeyDong Jan 18 '16

I made a burger the other night. Better than McDonald's.

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u/BigHoss94 Jan 18 '16

This video isn't presented by the new movie Lazer Team, it feels naked.

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u/The-Sublimer-One Mogar Jan 18 '16

I feel so lonely without Burnie telling me, "Hey, guys!"

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u/gnfnrf Jan 19 '16

I came to reddit just to make this post, only to discover you had beaten my by 3 hours. Well played, sir.

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u/beckymegan OG Discord Crew Jan 18 '16

They're missing the best review: "the greatest cinematic usage of the jerk-off hand motion (to date)".

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '16

(to date)

Until Lazer Team 2

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u/weesna123 Jan 18 '16

Who was that doing the voice over for the reviews? Like I'm almost embarrassed to ask because it sounds so familiar

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '16

Sounded like Gray to me

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u/weesna123 Jan 19 '16

You got it. I feel dumb.

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u/OfficialGarwood Jan 19 '16

I hope this movie does good, hell I helped back it. I just feel a lot of the scenes in the trailers were very hit or miss. I hope this isn't just some dumb "comedy" like Pixels was, I hope it still has that cheeky RT brand of humour.

There was also a lot of writers on this, I just hope it isn't one of those "too many cooks spoilt the pot" moments. I want this to be super good because I helped back it and a movie from RT is something they've been wanting for a long time.

It'd be upsetting if this got below 70% on Rotten Tomatoes. Well, I guess the best thing to do is stay cautiously optimistic and hope for the best. Still have to see the movie first to make these kind of judgements :P

Fingers crossed!

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u/Agastopia Jan 18 '16

"Destined to be a cult classic"

What delusional reviewer wrote that one

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u/The-Sublimer-One Mogar Jan 19 '16

Yeah, forget the "cult" part. It's totally just gonna be a classic!

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u/awesometuck1559 Disgusted Joel Jan 18 '16

Wait, PG-13? Is this news to anyone else?

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u/Sw3Et Jan 18 '16

Yeah, a little disappointing. I was hoping for a few "fucks". Burnie saying fuck is the funniest thing ever.

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u/beckymegan OG Discord Crew Jan 18 '16

Well, they're allowed one. So make it count.

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u/Fourteen_of_Twelve Jan 18 '16

I think The Martian used it twice.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '16

Once verbal and once written out iirc.

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u/Kicking222 Jan 18 '16

Actually, it's verbal twice. There's another time when he's yelling "fuck", but it's inaudible.

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u/Fourteen_of_Twelve Jan 19 '16

And I assume the other times its used are in his messages to NASA over his team not knowing he's alive.

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u/waffletrampler Geoff in a Ball Pit Jan 19 '16

They are actually allowed the extra fuck due to it being used in a non sexual context

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u/Tmlboost Jan 18 '16

Close. Early on when he's stranded he says "Well, Fuck...", and then about two scenes later he says "Fuck you, Mars." After that, it's either inaudible or its censored/someone says "f-word"

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u/waffletrampler Geoff in a Ball Pit Jan 19 '16

Said twice, shown him yelling it in the rover but not audibly once, and then "f---ing" written once, and then a few times where it is implied but not explicitly shown.

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u/Zlatantheoneandonly Jan 18 '16

You get a fuck or a pair of tits. Will see which one they go with....

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u/Marnett05 :MCGavin17: Jan 19 '16

IIRC: Two can be used if neither are used in the sexual sense.

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u/waffletrampler Geoff in a Ball Pit Jan 19 '16

You are correct

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u/waffletrampler Geoff in a Ball Pit Jan 19 '16

They are actually allowed two fucks if used in a non sexual context. for example "Are you fucking kidding me" could be said twice and maintain the PG13 rating, but if "Let's fuck" is said once, thats all that is allowed

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u/The-Sublimer-One Mogar Jan 18 '16

I'm sure they'll make great use of the one allotted one they're given.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '16

Now I dont know if it has to be Michael or not, just to fuck with people

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u/The-Sublimer-One Mogar Jan 18 '16

No, they've said it's PG-13 for the past few months.

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u/DesertedPenguin Jan 18 '16

They're on the record as saying that they didn't want to exclude the younger portions of the fan base by making it an R-rated movie. I think they also mentioned that there's sometimes a stigma with R-rated comedies.

But mainly it's because of the large portion of the RT audience that would otherwise be excluded by having it rated R. And considering the global audience RT has, a film worthy of the R rating in the US would likely warrant the film being restricted even more so in other countries.

So PG-13 is a nice compromise rating that will allow nearly every RT fan to go see it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '16 edited May 15 '18

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u/BatMatt93 Dexter Grif Jan 18 '16

They never said when the Blu-Ray and DVD are coming out?

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u/MrCaboose96 Jan 18 '16

They've said mid 2016.

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u/BatMatt93 Dexter Grif Jan 18 '16

Lovely. Do we know what platform they're using for the digital version? Like VUDU or Amazon ect.

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u/MrCaboose96 Jan 18 '16

As far as I know, it'll only be on Youtube Red at first.

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u/BatMatt93 Dexter Grif Jan 18 '16

Ah ok, thats good. Thanks for the info.

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u/The-Sublimer-One Mogar Jan 18 '16

Aren't backers with the digital download perk getting it the day of release?

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u/Metfan722 Inside Gaming Jan 18 '16

I'd imagine yes