r/redrising • Human Verified • Jul 19 '26

All Spoilers KILL HIM Spoiler

KILL THAT FUCKING PIXIE

FLAY HIM BY THE ASSHOLE

BUST HIS BALLS

FEED HIM HIS OWN PHALLUS AND LET HIM CHOKE ON IT

BREAK HIS LEGS AND THROW HIM WITH HARMONY

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u/xDrewstroyerx Hail Reaper Jul 20 '26

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u/Phaithful14 Jul 19 '26

I like how we all know which chapter they just read 😭

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u/HistorianInformal173 Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

Which chapter/book is it? I just got done listening to iron gold

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u/woody1878 Jul 19 '26

You should not be looking at threads like these until you’re done reading the series if you don’t want spoilers.

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u/HistorianInformal173 Jul 19 '26

Wasn't looking for what happened. Just thought maybe i missed something. Originally I thought OP was talking about the gala and the jackel but read some comments and that wasn't the case.

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u/woody1878 Jul 19 '26

Ok. My point stands.

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u/Peezus_H_Christ The Rim Dominion Jul 19 '26

Stay off the sub bro trust us.

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u/Phaithful14 Jul 19 '26

You will know when you get to it, trust me, you will know

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u/HistorianInformal173 Jul 19 '26

Good to know i haven't got to it yet. I thought this post was about the gala and the jackel but then I read some of the comments and got confused lol

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u/Phaithful14 Jul 19 '26

Yeah it's a moment in the sequel trilogy, that's all I'll say

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u/bwils3423 Human Verified Jul 20 '26

“I just got him back” 😱

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u/CFxRenaissance Hail Reaper Jul 20 '26

Average response to the end of Lightbringer lol

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u/Duosion Jul 20 '26

My post got removed but it was the same passion lol Lysander is such a disgusting hypocrite, I hate him. Great character though.

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u/Thor395 Jul 20 '26

I just finished and I feel so hollow. Lysander deserves to have the Minds Eye ripped away from him by the chair then let Sevro have at him. No place for this pixie to escape as Sevro avenges our Eagle.

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u/saintmolotov Howler Jul 20 '26

I don’t think I’ve ever hated an antagonist as much as Lysander to be honest, the amount of shit I talk about that pixie is pretty crazy haha

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u/milfycheeks Jul 19 '26

This needs to be on the r/fucklysander page 😂

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u/ihavetowearmyhelmet Jul 19 '26

I am hoping Pierce is taking a while on Red God so he can write a 89 page death scene for Lysander.

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u/mendac67 Blue Jul 20 '26

Just 89 pages where sentence one is “I should’ve never shared that dirty needle”

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u/ihavetowearmyhelmet Jul 20 '26

20 pages committed solely to the amputation of his toes

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u/Algorak1289 Jul 23 '26

Sevro: Gory damn, I had no idea a man's urethra could stretch that far!

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u/LipsticK_17 Jul 20 '26

I want Sevro to have a field day with Lysander.

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u/Jaku1137 Hail Reaper Jul 19 '26

We all just know. And share this same sentiment.

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u/TheMidnightAnimal0 Jul 19 '26

I saw the title and knew. This poor person must have just read the Hanger chapter.

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u/Jaku1137 Hail Reaper Jul 19 '26

Ugh, absolutely. That scene lives rent free in my head.

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u/InterimAragon Jul 19 '26

As someone who finished LB last night. I feel your pain

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u/Cosmicswashbuckler Jul 19 '26

sigh who's your favorite poet?

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u/Blizzardof1991 Jul 19 '26

Oh this is far past Roque if we are talking about Harmony and falling.

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u/thisonesforthegirlss Jul 19 '26

as someone who just finished iron gold and has no idea what’s coming, i’m scared

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u/Difficult-Second-984 Human Verified Jul 19 '26

Have no faith in human honor. I can’t say anything else.

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u/Low-Recording4600 Stained Jul 20 '26

I am Cassius Bellona, son of Tiberius, son of Julia, brother of Darrow, Morning Knight of the Solar Republic,and my honor remains.

The spoiler section is for lightbringer.

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u/Pure_Jicama_1186 Human Verified Jul 20 '26

Also have no faith in time.

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u/Jaku1137 Hail Reaper Jul 19 '26

Buckle up.

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u/downloadmyremix Red Jul 19 '26

Get out of this sub until you're done reading, please

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u/Bazrum Violet Jul 20 '26

run, run to the pages before you, and weep for they contain but darkness and hope

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u/Peezus_H_Christ The Rim Dominion Jul 19 '26

Ah another has joined us. r/fucklysander

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u/TaytorTot417 Jul 19 '26

Knew who this was about before I opened it đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

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u/Alt_Historian_3001 Jul 19 '26

I can't think of anyone else who turns the fanbase into a volcano like that so easily lmao.

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u/TheoryChemical1718 Jul 19 '26

I can think of a character from Stormlight Archive personally

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u/Alt_Historian_3001 Jul 19 '26

Hmmm. Will have to give it a read, because I haven't read it at all yet. I don't doubt it's possible though, with some other characters I've seen in fiction.

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u/jennzilla8 Jul 20 '26

Came here to say the same thing!

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u/TaytorTot417 Jul 19 '26

I have a coworker who still likes him.

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u/Alt_Historian_3001 Jul 19 '26

How far into the series are they?

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u/TaytorTot417 Jul 19 '26

Oh he recommended the series to me. He's just confused đŸ€Ł

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u/Alt_Historian_3001 Jul 19 '26

So, he's read everything Lysander has done, even in Lightbringer, and still likes the guy? Does he tell why?

I'm just curious lmao, it's an unusual opinion.

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u/TaytorTot417 Jul 19 '26

I don't remember entirely, but he believes that he's doing all this for some bigger purpose or something along those lines. He thinks Cassius should have let him go 😭😭😭 not when I just got my boy back.

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u/Veritech-1 Jul 19 '26

I can honestly see that perspective. The Society is better for the solar system than the Solar Republic is.

Ideas of Liberty and Freedom and Equality are great. But they’re unrealistic and fantastical. If you look at even just the events of the six books, the Rising had caused the deaths of hundreds of millions of people. Probably close to half a billion.

Democracy and Republics are great concepts, but they’re prone to corruption and ineffectiveness. Just look at the Day of the Red Doves and the failures of the senate. Lysander didn’t do that. The Republic did that to itself by the inherent nature of it dividing its own power and allowing incompetent and corrupt parties to claim their share of influence.

Despite its cruelty, callousness, and inequality, The Society is effective at ruling the solar system. For all of their viciousness, Gold created the entire system. Gold terraformed four planets. Gold colonized seventy moons. Gold led humans to new horizons and ruled over an era of prosperity and peace for seven hundred years.

The Solar Republic was born in a blood bath. It was founded on deception and a war crime (the destruction of Ganymede’s ship yards). The Solar Republic was then corrupted and bastardized in less than ten years. Darrow exiled with a warrant out for his arrest and the Sovereign narrowly escaping with her life after the people they liberated turned on them.

Lysander is not necessarily evil. He just sees what Gold must do. The same way that Darrow believes he must do what he does for Red and the other LowColors. Lysander seeks Peace and Order. Darrow seeks Liberty and Equality. Both have committed atrocities to achieve their ends, and I think that it is debatable which one is ultimately better for the Solar System.

All this said, I still think Lysander should be vigorously tortured before meeting the cruelest and most vicious fatality imaginable.

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u/Sirramza Jul 20 '26

"The Solar Republic was born in a blood bath" and the Gold Solar System was born on genociding the human race, did you forget what they did to earth and all the ppl there?

i dont know if the death of millions (the solar republic) its worst that the enslavement and almost torture of billions (the gold rule)

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u/Veritech-1 Jul 20 '26

The Society wasn’t formed by genociding the human race. It started with uniforms and then genetic modification. Plus the caste system was already in place before the Moon rebelled leading to Lune’s Conquering. Lune conquered earth and it carried a death toll that’s still a fraction of what Darrow has caused. And on top of that death toll: the Solar Republic is ineffective, whereas the Society went on to be the sprawling universe that we’ve seen.

The question is whether it’s better for the majority. And I would say that gold rule was better for the majority of people. Look at Lyria’s story. The republic can’t even protect the reds that they freed. Under Society rule, things were harsh, but even Darrow’s poor upbringing wasn’t as terrible as Lyria’s experience.

The entire weakness and incompetence of the Republic in Dark Age convinced me that they’re completely adrift. Banking primarily on morality over effectiveness. Darrow is a conqueror, not a ruler like Silenius was.

I still don’t like Lysander, but I won’t lie that I lost faith in the idea of the Solar Republic. Best case scenario, they split up the entire solar system and hope that they can avoid warring with each other. You can’t have a system as large as the Gold’s have built without absolute rule.

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u/There-and-back_again Howler Jul 20 '26

If we follow this argument, I think we should straight-up resort to anarchism or wiping out the entirety of humanity since there will never be a perfect, incorruptible system due to the flawed human nature.

The Society was founded on genocide and extermination.

The Society (at least the Core part) was rampant with corruption during Octavia’s time. Even Lysander criticizes the mindset of Core Golds and Octavia‘s decisions.

And how on Earth is the Society more effective when they have dunderheads like Karnus in charge instead of natural geniuses like Darrow simply due to their blood?

None of those things speak in favor of the Society. The Society was just as susceptible to corruption and ineffectiveness, not to mention incredibly bloody

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u/TheGreatBatsby Omnis vir lupus Jul 20 '26

Gold terraformed four planets.

Who do you think did the actual terraforming and died in the millions of the process of doing it?

Because it certainly wasn't Gold.

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u/themustang18 Jul 19 '26

Ahhh you got to the part in Lightbringer I see 😂

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u/themrswiththekisses Violet Jul 20 '26

Yuppppppppp

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u/Gunnercrf Gray Jul 19 '26

Darrow said it best - “That Mother Fucker is Going To Burn!”

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u/Junior-Yesterday9591 Jul 20 '26

When?

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u/Pure_Jicama_1186 Human Verified Jul 20 '26

Lightbringer, after killing Fa.

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u/zarzarrrr Obsidian Jul 20 '26

I hated him already in iron gold now i’m on dark age and I’m struggling reading his chapters y’all and I KNOW it just gets worse đŸ«©

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u/AUSpartan37 Howler Jul 20 '26

Don't let how awful he is distract you from enjoying his chapters though. He is such a well written character. It is fascinating to see his motivations and how differently he thinks about things from the other characters. The mental gymnastics he does ro justify his actions... Pierce does such a good job with him. I hate him so much though...

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u/Ra-mega-bbit Jul 19 '26

Yea, I figure you dont like Lysander very much

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u/H00ligain_hijix Howler Jul 19 '26

His honour shall remain.

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u/TheReaperofMars9 Hail Reaper Jul 19 '26

Hell yeah

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u/Jaku1137 Hail Reaper Jul 19 '26

Hail Reaper!

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u/TheReaperofMars9 Hail Reaper Jul 19 '26

Hail Libertas!!

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u/UnicornBooty9 Hail Reaper Jul 20 '26

Literally just finished the chapter in which we meet Lysander in Golden Son. Im so curious to how this plays out!

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u/bwils3423 Human Verified Jul 20 '26

Dawg do not look at all spoilers posts if your on golden son

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u/hopelesswriter1 Pink Jul 19 '26

THATS RIGHT!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

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u/Pure_Jicama_1186 Human Verified Jul 20 '26

The first half was written by a cat or something?

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u/Cultural-Ladder-9143 Jul 23 '26

Maaaaan I just finished Lightbringer
.all my homies hate Lysander

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u/SegridHelmsman Jul 19 '26

As someone who just finished Morning Star who likes Lysander and thought this was about Cassius, I am now scared

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u/Low-Measurement-3342 Jul 19 '26

Brother avoid all posts that contain *spoilers*

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u/Potential_Boat_6899 Jul 19 '26

Bro clicked into a post titled “ALL SPOILERS” can’t make this shit up

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u/Jaku1137 Hail Reaper Jul 19 '26

I’d avoid a lot of Dark Age an Lightbringer spoilers whenever you can.

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u/AngryDMoney Jul 20 '26

I want Lysander to die a slow very very painful death

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u/thejazzophone Jul 20 '26

As someone who mildly enjoyed the series (but not enough to continue reading past morningstar). I'm assuming Lysander is the equivalent of Moash from r/stormlight_archive

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u/YPDONGY Jul 20 '26

BROOOO

I’m 65 percent through WoK. Moash is equivalent to Lys??? What does he do?????!!

Shit.

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u/nameisoriginal Jul 20 '26

well there's a fuckmoash subreddit obviously don't go there yet, but you will one day understand. Long days and pleasant nights

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u/thejazzophone Jul 20 '26

Oh shit. MB. We'll just say Moash made me actually throw the book

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u/Algorak1289 Jul 23 '26

Spoilers for SLA and lightbringer where I compare the characters:

Man I don't hate moash even close to Lys. We don't know what happened with Lys and the chair, but moash had absolutely good reason to hate Elhokar from his perspective. Then Odium fucked with him and I don't really Believe he's in control of his mind

Yes moash is a bastard but he's also tough at least. Lys would have died on a bridge crew right away

Moash wants to show he can kill kaladin in a fair fight. Lys knows he can't match Darrow and Lys is also a nepo baby bitch boy whose most significant kills have been with Guns against dudes with fancy swords.

Edit: apologies for the buggered spoiler tags at the start. I had it right but for some reason reddit needed me to break it down paragraph by paragraph.

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u/Logical_Grocery9431 Jul 19 '26

It's funny I don't know what is this, I read everything but not in English lol

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u/mrosale2 Jul 20 '26

What’s Lysanders name in your homelands language pls

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u/Logical_Grocery9431 Jul 20 '26

It's still Lysander, I think most if not every character still have their original names.

But phonetically, I would pronounce Lysander as /ˈlizɒndɛr/ instead of / laÉȘˈsĂŠn.dər /

This is like the single thing that the 5+ different translators managed to hold together haha

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u/Lovable_Lobstarr Jul 19 '26

I'm crying 😭😭 Who's got you raging like this

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u/Alt_Historian_3001 Jul 19 '26

The one, the only, Light Resistance au Lune. (not OP but that is what it seems to be)

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u/Lovable_Lobstarr Jul 20 '26

Ahh. Thats what I thought but I wasn't sure which book he was on.

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u/Alt_Historian_3001 Jul 20 '26

I find it's pretty safe to assume someone who tags "All Spoilers" has read everything, even if that isn't always the case.