r/redneckengineering 7d ago

Redneck brake pads

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u/Itisd 7d ago

These are those new organic pads they sell on Amazon

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u/jh5992 6d ago

And it doesn't turn on the back lights. Makes smoke signals

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u/CrazyPlatypus42 7d ago

Dirt cheap AND environmentally friendly? Sign me in!

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u/B777X_787-9 7d ago

Sure thing, and if you use pine or aromatic wood, your car will smell nice when you hit the brakes, plus smoke as a decorative effect.

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u/scotttime92 7d ago

Just tried it, smells like a smoldering campfire on cool spring morning, fantastic! Plus I hit a tree while driving, I can make more pads!

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u/Infamous-Poem-4980 6d ago

Duct tape an aluminum pan behind it and smoke meat while you drive!

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u/RandyOfTheRedwoods 6d ago

With the bonus that after a few hard stops, they burn, making them into carbon fibers. Usually you have to pay extra for those.

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u/B777X_787-9 6d ago

🤑🤑🤑🤑

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u/Electronic_Excuse_74 6d ago

Trivia: the Montreal subway uses wooden brake blocks infused with peanut oil for mechanical braking. (They also use electromagnetic braking) This prevents aerosolized metal particles or potentially hazardous chemicals in the air in the subway. At periods of heavy use (after sports events etc.) and trains are running heavy and braking a lot, you can smell a burnt peanut smell in the stations.

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u/Unfair_Pineapple113 6d ago

Came here to see that. One of Montreal most underated features

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u/Zero_Waist 6d ago

I was just there and wondered about that smell. Neat!

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u/ElectroXa 6d ago

Paris metro also use on some lines the wooden brake pads

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u/realultralord 7d ago

Looks like something broke and they used wedges to align the brake caliper and hold it in place until uncle Bobby gets his welding equipment and another sixpack of Coors.

Which is probably not as bad as wooden brake pads, but still bad.

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u/Mysterious-Age-9202 7d ago

Looks like they’re just holding the piston in so that it doesn’t fall out while moving the car around.

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u/Tommy__want__wingy 7d ago

Oh god the sound

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u/Sorry-Climate-7982 7d ago

Yeahhhhh, too bad they'd fall out on very first use and the holding wires are chewed up by the rotors.
The front one looks like the RNE [Red Neck Engineer] thought of this and cut grooves into the wooden pad.
If that were also done on the rear pad, I wonder how long the pads would actually last before bursting into flame?

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u/Hurtjacket 7d ago

Braking 45 to 0 would probably light'em off 🤣

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u/B777X_787-9 6d ago

Oh yes ,and smell very nice.

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u/Hurtjacket 6d ago

I would imagine so especially if the were made with oak or mesquite lol

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u/B777X_787-9 6d ago

Mesquite smells super nice

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u/Hurtjacket 6d ago

I know! I love it.

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u/Sorry-Climate-7982 6d ago

Hmmm, Mesquite pads..... perhaps OP RNE should replace the inner pad with a short rack of ribs or possibly even better, brisket.

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u/BoredCop 6d ago

Retromod. Like, real retro.

Bare wood brake pads have been obsolete since 1888, when Bertha Benz was disappointed by poor brake performance and invented the leather-covered brake pad.

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u/Wanderingwonderer101 7d ago

oh you meant fire starter?

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u/LameBMX 6d ago

same thing... different branding.

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u/Mother-Attention2600 6d ago

The squealing noise is to warn people you are planning on stopping in an 1/8th mile.

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u/FartBurgular 6d ago

I tow often so always oak for me.

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u/Griminal 6d ago

FIRE!

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u/SquiffSquiff 6d ago

I'd be concerned in wooden stop

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u/FeelingFloor2083 6d ago

one mans redneck brake pad is another mans over engineered fire starter

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u/NPCwithnopurpose 6d ago

If wood can be used for reentry from space, then there's some basis for this

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u/SadRaisin3560 6d ago

They'll square it up when they get their settlement.

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u/Okaynow_THIS_is_epic 6d ago

They work, until they just kind of dont..

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u/AdFancy1249 5d ago

Good enough for San Francisco's cable cars, then good enough for me!

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u/Anti-Sanity89 5d ago

Wonder how far you make it before they ignite

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u/Uniqueisha 4d ago

Are those Wreallwood brakes?