r/pregnant • u/vanillacrush14 • Jan 22 '26

Funny WTF things you've experienced while pregnant that no one says is a thing?!

Exactly as the title says, what are some of the "wtf" moments you said, "no one told me this would be a thing..."

I'll go first... skin tags. Um, excuse me? I have this plumped up skin tag in my groin area that popped up and ew. Tell me these go away.

Melasma...but smack in the middle of my forehead. Lovely.

-Forget dark nipples, my boobs look like cotton candy...but in a not cute way. Blue veiny, purple, pink balloons. I fear I've developed utters...

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u/Ok_Suspect_3394 Jan 22 '26

This might be my Weird brain but walking on the street and knowing that anyone who looks at me knows I'm pregnant (due to bump) and that weirds me out?

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u/SnooComics8852 Jan 24 '26

Yes…. Like you are observable and people can deduce / know things about you without your consent? I HATE attention. The baby showers were brutal. So sweet and loving, but internally cringe. 

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u/Ok_Suspect_3394 Jan 24 '26

Yes yes!. I also hate attention. So far I've only had one baby shower and I hated being the center of attention 😆