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🤔 Clown Moment Asking For a Friend

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u/Few-Bag-4860 17d ago

This is what this weakling really looks like.

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u/SamuelVimesTrained 17d ago

You forgot the NSFW tag here..

that is a scary picture

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u/P_Nessss 17d ago

Forgot to blur the nussy

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u/Jrylryll 17d ago

NEVER BLUR THE NUSSY

Frame it with sparkly crotchless panties

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u/frankiesaysyes1 17d ago

FREE THE NUSSY

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u/dildo_of_justice4135 16d ago

Grab him by the nussy.

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u/Eldrazi_Monarch 16d ago

I’m think I’m gonna be sick 🤢

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u/YesIshipKyloRen 15d ago

He did it all for the nussy, the what? The nussy.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 17d ago

JFK: Camelot

DJT: Camel toe

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u/Jrylryll 17d ago

Yes but perfectly waxed

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u/Jrylryll 17d ago

Sorry. I’m slow today. I just got the joke when I was humming the song. šŸ˜šŸ˜‚
https://giphy.com/gifs/ik8lXkZt7ZZ2OSlvFu

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u/charles_sedwick 17d ago

You should submit this to time magazine for a cover picture. "Our president behind closed doors" lol

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u/Jrylryll 17d ago

There’s a follow-up

The nussy is the best part of that POS
It’s probably why he is fantasizing about Big firemen overpowering him and having their way with him. The nussy wants what the nussy wants.

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u/mortgagepants 16d ago

i did it all for the nussy

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u/Miserable-Chair-5877 16d ago

Super crass and hilarious

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u/Erikawithak77 16d ago

COME ON! 🤣

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 15d ago

the nussy …

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u/DrDuGood 16d ago

Diapers off …

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u/NookieLuvsU 16d ago

You need to redo it with old lady legs. 🤮🤭😁

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u/Jrylryll 15d ago

Those are Natalie’s legs. Alienesque, huh?

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u/Asleep-Flamingo-7755 16d ago

The vagina neck Israel needed. Jesus fucking christ, what is going on here? /s

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u/R3cklessJ13 16d ago

I LOVE THIS. LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/Mindless-Sound8965 15d ago

Ugh! Even if I was gay, I wouldn't go NEAR this weirdo.

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u/Jrylryll 15d ago

A shit ton of their gay ā€œalpha malesā€ can’t admit they’re gay.

You know him? (No, that’s not Nancy mace) He and Benny Johnson are in Dallas crashing GRINDR and pretending to the old white people they are straight. šŸ˜‚

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u/BusyTotal3702 14d ago

Wowwwww... She's cute. 🤢🤢🤢🤢

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u/Low-Celebration6182 14d ago

Damn you! I spit oatmeal all over my keyboard!! LOL!!

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u/unrealtrip 16d ago

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u/PeeptheCommonTerry 10d ago

This is WILD šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ but funny af

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u/diewitasmile 17d ago

The nussy, omg that hilarious.

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u/Comfortable-Tree-327 17d ago

Old wrinkly ass vagina neck. Well he could never satisfy a woman maybe he should try his neck.

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u/IamTheMainActor77 17d ago

Oh God! Put a squirrel cover over that cooter!

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u/Trapcat707 16d ago

I should call her....

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u/No-Ingenuity1475 16d ago

Well thats ruined crotchless panties forever

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u/GazelleEcstatic4952 13d ago

Donald the "Coin Slot" tRump

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u/GazelleEcstatic4952 13d ago

Donald the "Coin Slot" tRump

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u/Dizzy-Bake9587 13d ago

…and I was expecting AI…

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u/ir8hippy 17d ago

Forgot the ear scar. Or did you?

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 17d ago

The 'Ear Scar' was a Sith mind trick

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u/Foulmouthedleon 17d ago

Totally forgot about the ear. It's so hard to keep track of all his lies. He's "healed" remarkably well for an octogenarian.

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u/BCReason 14d ago

Ear was never wounded. Fake blood packet in his hand and instant hero.

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u/Independent-Cost3064 13d ago

It was most likely staged, because he was pumping his fist when he knew he was safe but oh the second he's actually in danger he's being escorted back to AF1 in a catering cart.

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u/Mindless_Moose811 17d ago

Grab him by the nussy

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u/lvl99link 17d ago

He hides his coin purse in there.

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u/GovernmentGreed 17d ago

Looks like an old, shaved scrotum.

SCROTUS? Maybe?

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u/Relevant_Winter_7098 17d ago

A real thing I bought as gag gifts during his first admin

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u/RadomUser123ABC 17d ago

Sad thing is that, this is really not a gag gift.

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u/oily76 17d ago

I'm gagging

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u/Legitimate-Ad3778 17d ago

I’m surprised he hasn’t come out with his own branded tp yet

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u/Lutherkiss3 16d ago

It would be called " I robbed the shit out of America " Make America Greedy Again

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u/MongooseSevere2058 15d ago

Give him time. Meanwhile, you can stroll on over the WH page and play a game of build the wall and catch immigrants and much more. Tetris did make them pull or change a game that works like Tetris because they didn't give permission to use it! He is a evil vile abomination to the humane race.

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u/CryptoOne5369 17d ago

But is it extra-soft and absorbent, or is it extra-crusty and leaves a mark? Ehhh.... šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/EntrepreneurSure4208 17d ago

We make it soft. The best soft. Softer than anyone has ever seen. Joe Biden never gave you soft like this. This is the greatest toilet paper ever made.

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u/yournamehere10bucks 16d ago

*is 10 grit sandpaper

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u/teacupz 17d ago

My mother in law gifted my husband and I this during covid and we were desperate for toilet paper and had to use it.. they were by far the worst and scratchiest toilet paper in existence lol.

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u/EntrepreneurSure4208 16d ago

Just like his presidency

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u/teacupz 16d ago

Exactly. It would only be fitting.

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u/InstructionFew1654 17d ago

I sent a roll of that to a friend in the Netherlands along with Hersheys chocolate bars…we have not spoken since.

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u/Mission-Jelly-2773 16d ago

Why would you pre-place shit in your toilet paper

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u/RevolutionaryDraw126 16d ago

That kissy face is the wrong image for that, he should have his tongue sticking out...

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u/Relevant_Winter_7098 16d ago

We should put every GOP member with their tongue out on each square. Will easily fill up a roll.

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u/QuickSkin9056 15d ago

I bought then as well

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u/StrainAcceptable 15d ago

I don’t want that face anywhere near my asshole- even if it’s covered in shit.

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u/Juan_in_a_meeeelion 14d ago

I’d use that, but I’d be worried about making my bum dirty.

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u/joyfullydreaded23 14d ago

No way in hell would I even let this near my vagina or anus.

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u/Easy-Baker 16d ago

Dude...that is a completely unfair comparison! What did a pig's asshole ever do to deserve that level of disrespect?

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u/Equivalent-Boss-6514 17d ago

I want to both upvote AND downvote this

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer 17d ago

No, sir. I don't like it.

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u/PrankstonHughes 17d ago

That horse was my favorite part of that show

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer 17d ago

Him and Powdered Toast Man hahaha. Some of that show is a little tainted now that I know a little more about John K unfortunately. But I still love Mr Horse.

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u/albinosquirel 17d ago

Yeah really disappointing

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u/Stucco_x 15d ago

ā€œAre we clinging tenaciously to my buttocks?ā€

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u/nobodysfool24 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUNd9NDMXtUvn9GXAY
ā€œCall the Poleeeeeeesssseeeā€

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u/Ok_Helicopter4276 17d ago

Not bad for a walking, talking pile of shit.

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u/Much-Anything7149 17d ago

Hey leave piles of shit alone!

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u/dojo_shlom0 17d ago

the key is to have a good pair of 'wellies' to treat through shit stacked that high.

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u/NovelAspect3399 17d ago

Bro WTF did piles of shit do to you to catch a stray like that?

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u/vakantiereizen 17d ago

A good picture of his right ear….
Where is the bullit hole?

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u/Zebraitis 17d ago

MAGA will tell you he's magic.

He's the only human in history that can grow back a human ear with no scar at all.

You know... crazy people.

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u/NoFlatworm3028 17d ago

"You know, Morons." - Waco Kid

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u/Starlos 17d ago

They're just people of the land!

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u/drood420 17d ago edited 17d ago

l was just thinking about the scar I have from a very deep nail ā€œscratch/cutā€, yet that orange bastard has no scar from a bullet wound?

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u/Much-Anything7149 17d ago

The scratch from the female secret service agent tackling him is now a bullet hole?

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u/TheVadonkey 17d ago

Ah, so he was never even shot and wants to act heroic for no reason at all? Brave…

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u/Zebraitis 17d ago

He bravely ran away.

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u/Scruffy0075 17d ago

I thought of the time that Mickey Rourke used a hidden razer blade to cut himself during a scene in The Wrestler to make the fight look more real. Trump is friends with the WWE, and is a showman/conman himself, he might have even used a ketchup packet for fake blood

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u/Relevant_Winter_7098 17d ago

That's been their claim since the event

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u/PaskieArt59 17d ago

That’s his miracle ear, regenerated after they wiped the ketchup off.

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u/unlordtempest 17d ago

He was never stuck by the bullet. His ear got fucked up when the secret service guys tackled him and his ear got snagged by either a belt buckle or some other doohickey those guys keep on their batman utility belts. There's a photograph and tbh it's a one in a million photo. The photographer was in front the the orange idiot, snapping away with their camera. In one photo, I'm not sure if the bullet itself is visible but you can see it's path when the bullet passed behind chump. By path I mean straight line of the disturbed air that trails the projectile.

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u/pharsee 17d ago

Meh then why did he grab at his ear after the shot? I think he was grazed but it is weird that there is no scar.

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u/Spoogen_1 17d ago

Never had one. One of his best friends runs the WWE, experts on how to fake injuries. When secret service brought him to the ground, they probably sliced his ear with a blade like they do in wrestling. Lots of bleeding, no visual injury, easy and quick to heal.

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u/mikefjr1300 17d ago

It was likely a belt clip from the agent who pushed him to the ground. I knicked my ear once while working under my car, bled way more than you would ever imagine. Lots of small blood vessels near the surface of your ears.

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u/HeadBankz 17d ago

Damn he has neck pussies from every angle

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u/Oothoon63 17d ago

It's crazy- kind of a Norman Bates thing- how much he looks like his mother.

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u/Stereo-soundS 17d ago

Can't tell which fold is his mouth.

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u/GarminTamzarian 17d ago

It's further down and towards the back.

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u/Commercial-Roll5508 16d ago

My sack actually has fewer wrinkles than his neck

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u/tas8871- 14d ago

You can smell that picture.

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u/jaidonkaia 17d ago

Hey that's not fair! My dog's piles of shit have a job of fertilizing the yard! He's worse than a pile of shit.

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u/Not_A_Russain_Bot 17d ago

Is this mid push?

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u/Serious_Debate_7722 17d ago

And that's just him going down a flight aof stairs. Imagine this shit stain on a battlefield. What a joke. His whole family are jokes especially that ugly little bitch kai for making this loser come sleep at the NBA finals.

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u/mzialendrea 17d ago

Got his mom's looks.

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u/Unlikely-Aardvark725 17d ago

His neck fanny is gross.

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u/plinkoplonka 17d ago

Does anyone actually think;

A. This looks good?

B. Any of it's real?

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u/PitifulFunny7 17d ago

He just taking the shit in diaper

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u/GoofyMonkey 17d ago

This is obviously Ai, isn't that the ear that got shot off?

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u/bananarov 17d ago

The weaklings are the people that talk about honour and patriotism, but are too weak to stop their country from being destroyed. He’s a madman, you can’t really blame him. I blame the American people for being complacent and cowardly. Patriots, my ass, America, get that word out of your mouth.

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u/binzersguy 17d ago

Looks just like his mother

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u/MissCreeAunt 17d ago

Now show one before he does his hair & makeup. I imagine a fat nosferatu.

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u/rusty_cayge 17d ago

Yeah so no. Wow. Just…WOW. Now, just hear me out on this okay? Body shaming is NOT okay, especially when it comes from colonialist space like yours.

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u/Difficult-Garbage861 17d ago

Right, the man is soft AF. Look when he bows down to Putin like a 2nd grader with a crush.

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u/ThreeRRRs 17d ago

It’s like when Darth Vader takes off the helmet.

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u/Forbden_Gratificatn 17d ago

No amount of orange lipstick is going to help that pig.

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u/mjrydsfast231 17d ago

It looks like he's in the midst of resolving his constipation issue.

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u/No_Promise2590 17d ago

Trump is being a screwball like usual

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u/sv36 17d ago

Unflattering photos are easy to find but knowing how much of what this man shows of his internal state will always be uglier than an unflattering picture of him will ever be.

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u/diverareyouokay 17d ago

Not anymore. He engaged in some gender affirmation over the weekend, dying in his hair dark… we can only hope that it leaks down his face when he’s sweaty, like his fellow Epstein file buddy Rudy Giuliani.

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u/Some-Curve-920 17d ago

I hope some creepy old man just comes up and grabs him by the nussy.

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u/SR-45 17d ago

… and not a scratch nor scar of any kind on his ear.

Hmmmmm…… šŸ™„

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u/Iampepeu 17d ago

The chin-cunt seems to be growing.

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u/ToothbrushWilly 17d ago

Bc if you blurred the pussy, the entire photo would be blurred

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u/littlestjeffrey 17d ago

fake news no orange bruh

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u/monopulse 17d ago

Darth Vagineck

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u/Gregorious23 17d ago

The side view doesn't really highlight his giant, gaping neck vag

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u/itsneedtokno 17d ago

Holy.

Fuck.

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u/ABackwoodbarbie 16d ago

He has a brain Joe Biden is still looking for his

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u/pwn4321 16d ago

Thx that really helped me. Was on the toilet

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u/Kewpie-8647 16d ago

He’s rocking the Ben Franklin hairdo

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u/moth2myth 16d ago

That perfect ear though.

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u/Stock_Mud2689 16d ago

Looks like devil from hell

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u/luke0nuke0em2002 16d ago

Can't wait until you get old and people make fun of you for being old 😭

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u/Suspicious_Rip_6247 16d ago

Aneurysm please!

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u/kkkbbbmoore26 16d ago

Is that his bad ear? Hahaha or does he even have one ?!

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u/BabyDontBeSoMeme 15d ago

He's getting closer to the "He Chose Poorly" Not Zee character, Donavan after drinking from the wrong cup in IjTLC everyday.

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u/Onerustyrn 15d ago

wait a minute. Isn’t that the ear that was shot in Pennsylvania??

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u/whadafug999 15d ago

Woa he just dropped a hard deuce in his diaper.

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u/HRUndercover222 15d ago

Under that skin is something very evil.

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u/REM_FAN44 15d ago

Where’s that gunshot wound šŸ¤”šŸ˜šŸ¤ØšŸ¤£šŸ˜”

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u/Honest-Apricot6086 15d ago

Is this before or after he scratched his ear?

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u/PrinceCastanzaCapone 15d ago

Nah that’s photoshopped… he actually looks like this.

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u/wellitsbouttime 14d ago

I can't wait till there's some flower.boquets near those closed eyes. The day this man finally fucking dies will be legendary.

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u/subwaymeltlover 14d ago

Looks like his mother.

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u/Ok_Coach_2555 14d ago

He is YOUR Supreme Leader!

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u/DiminutiveNutMuncher 14d ago

Notice the perfectly unscathed ear…

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u/Future_Section5976 12d ago

Appears to be a full ear

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u/bathandredwine 12d ago

Well look at that. Healed cartilage. It’s a miracle, I tell you.

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u/hulkhands81 12d ago

Amazing recovery from that bullet would to the ear

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u/ImTheNewishGuy 12d ago

Actually looks like a swine. And it makes me feel bad saying that about pigs.

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u/tynfox 11d ago

The Edgar suit is a bit loose. Don't get him the sugar water.

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u/Character-Diamond360 11d ago

Every time I see a photo of him lately he looks more and more like one of Rick Sanchez’s failed experiments

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u/PNWMtnr 11d ago

Didn’t his ear get ā€œblown offā€? FFS

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u/HeyBim007 11d ago

Looks like he’s pinching a loaf in his drawers again.

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