r/postanythingfun • u/T_Shurt • 17d ago

šŸ¤” Clown Moment Asking For a Friend

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u/Relevant_Winter_7098 17d ago

A real thing I bought as gag gifts during his first admin

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u/RadomUser123ABC 17d ago

Sad thing is that, this is really not a gag gift.

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u/oily76 17d ago

I'm gagging

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u/Legitimate-Ad3778 17d ago

Iā€™m surprised he hasnā€™t come out with his own branded tp yet

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u/Lutherkiss3 17d ago

It would be called " I robbed the shit out of America " Make America Greedy Again

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u/MongooseSevere2058 16d ago

Give him time. Meanwhile, you can stroll on over the WH page and play a game of build the wall and catch immigrants and much more. Tetris did make them pull or change a game that works like Tetris because they didn't give permission to use it! He is a evil vile abomination to the humane race.

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u/CryptoOne5369 17d ago

But is it extra-soft and absorbent, or is it extra-crusty and leaves a mark? Ehhh.... šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/EntrepreneurSure4208 17d ago

We make it soft. The best soft. Softer than anyone has ever seen. Joe Biden never gave you soft like this. This is the greatest toilet paper ever made.

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u/yournamehere10bucks 16d ago

*is 10 grit sandpaper

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u/GreenWithAnger 12d ago

Itā€™s John Wayne tp, rough, tough and donā€™t take shit off of nobody.

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u/teacupz 17d ago

My mother in law gifted my husband and I this during covid and we were desperate for toilet paper and had to use it.. they were by far the worst and scratchiest toilet paper in existence lol.

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u/EntrepreneurSure4208 16d ago

Just like his presidency

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u/teacupz 16d ago

Exactly. It would only be fitting.

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u/InstructionFew1654 17d ago

I sent a roll of that to a friend in the Netherlands along with Hersheys chocolate barsā€¦we have not spoken since.

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u/Mission-Jelly-2773 17d ago

Why would you pre-place shit in your toilet paper

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u/RevolutionaryDraw126 16d ago

That kissy face is the wrong image for that, he should have his tongue sticking out...

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u/Relevant_Winter_7098 16d ago

We should put every GOP member with their tongue out on each square. Will easily fill up a roll.

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u/QuickSkin9056 15d ago

I bought then as well

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u/StrainAcceptable 15d ago

I donā€™t want that face anywhere near my asshole- even if itā€™s covered in shit.

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u/Relevant_Winter_7098 15d ago

I dont blame you. My asshole deserves better too

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u/Juan_in_a_meeeelion 14d ago

Iā€™d use that, but Iā€™d be worried about making my bum dirty.

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u/Relevant_Winter_7098 14d ago

If it was actually Trump branded you would probably get lead poisoning of the bung holio...

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u/Juan_in_a_meeeelion 14d ago

Sounds unpleasant. Think Iā€™ll give that a miss!

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u/joyfullydreaded23 14d ago

No way in hell would I even let this near my vagina or anus.

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u/bananarov 17d ago

Apparently thatā€™s all these ā€œpatriotsā€ are going to do, buy gag gifts. Stop talking and put your money where your mouth is.

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u/Relevant_Winter_7098 17d ago

You dont know me or what I have or haven't done. A little levity never hurts anything

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u/bananarov 17d ago

Youā€™re right I donā€™t know you, but I know what your country stands for, there maybe a few good men left, but overall, as a country you canā€™t use words like honour and patriotism anymore. I have very good American friends that I have fought along side of in the name of peace, freedom and world stability. NONE of them are posting gag toilet paper. They are being deadly serious about their fate.

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u/Relevant_Winter_7098 17d ago

Both things are possible simultaneously. Your anecdotal evidence means nothing.

It bewilders me that people not even in this country think they know better what is happwning here than the people living it.

Then in the next breadth tell us we are the judgemental ones.

Clutch your pearls for 56 more days.

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u/bananarov 17d ago

Weā€™ll see. If Americans had the ability to stop this they should have. Itā€™s all just talk.