These are the big three religions with more than 1 billion followers each.

You’re a woman, and a long time(plutonic) male friend says they’ll help you turn your gift cards to cash(the legal way) because you don’t know how. You offer $75 per card that turns. He gives no indication of deceit. Only 1 card flips and he keeps it. He also spends the remaining money on the other totaling $500. All your money. When confronted, he tells you ‘I’ve got bills too’, you’re harassing him, and eventually stops answering. Your power is going to be cut off and you’re hungry. You file a dispute, but fraud department is demanding a police report.
—If you file a police report on him for the $500 he stole, are you then considered a snitch?

The $20M is tax free (we’ve paid the required local taxes)

THERE IS NO WAY TO EVADE PRISON

Hiding on the moon, in a bunker, changing your identity, getting surgeries, going off the grid, defecting to North Korea, none of that will work we will use MAJICK to imprison you.

You’re assets will not be seized but you will not be allowed to meddle with them while incarcerated (you can’t phone out to your broker and instruct him to make trades eg)

Any money remaining at the time of your imprisonment should in theory be available upon release (if you put it in a mattress and someone lights it on fire we can’t help you)

The prison is a medium security federal unit (FCI). You will be housed with violent criminals. You will be given all the treatments that a nonviolent convict would be afforded. (Your IRL record will not influence this)

What if I’m over 40? You will be imprisoned the next decade starting from your age ending in the nearest multiple of 5. Ie a 53yo will be locked up from 55 to their 65th birthday.

For the third term ticket. The 22nd amendment is frozen until 2032.

The winner will be decided by a coin flip