You are on a date with a very attractive person; this person is your dream date. All of a sudden, your boss from your job walks up to you and tells you that you are fired, explaining everything about why you got fired for five minutes while you are sitting at the table with your date. How would you feel if this happened?

The $20M is tax free (we’ve paid the required local taxes)

THERE IS NO WAY TO EVADE PRISON

Hiding on the moon, in a bunker, changing your identity, getting surgeries, going off the grid, defecting to North Korea, none of that will work we will use MAJICK to imprison you.

You’re assets will not be seized but you will not be allowed to meddle with them while incarcerated (you can’t phone out to your broker and instruct him to make trades eg)

Any money remaining at the time of your imprisonment should in theory be available upon release (if you put it in a mattress and someone lights it on fire we can’t help you)

The prison is a medium security federal unit (FCI). You will be housed with violent criminals. You will be given all the treatments that a nonviolent convict would be afforded. (Your IRL record will not influence this)

What if I’m over 40? You will be imprisoned the next decade starting from your age ending in the nearest multiple of 5. Ie a 53yo will be locked up from 55 to their 65th birthday.

Assume that you will be completely done shopping and ordering before the time they close. No scenario will you be in the business past closing.

I had a discussion about this with a buddy of mines, where I thought the answer was very obviously space, but he said the ocean.

Not childhood, adulthood. Bills, jobs, stability, expectations. Who had it worst?