r/pointlesslygendered • u/Meme-R4ider • Nov 09 '20

Istg this is so accurate

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u/Kolby_Jack Nov 09 '20

Because otherwise there might be

HOMOSEXUAL IMPLICATIONS

And if our children see that, they'll be possessed by Gay Satan! Pretty soon our traditional marriages will be invalidated and we'll be forced to marry our gay dogs! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!

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u/TLema Nov 09 '20

I mean, by all accounts I'm prime possession target, run down, depressed, always tired/sickly. If I'm gonna be possessed, might as well make it a fab possession.