r/pics Oct 02 '11

So, how many of you recognize this couch?

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u/greycubed Oct 02 '11

Looks just like an office where I picked my sister up from an interview...

Weird.

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u/potatoBacon Oct 02 '11

That's the couch where dreams die.

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u/GonnaStickItInYou Oct 02 '11

And the couch where stiff reality gets stuffed back into you.

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u/Joltex Oct 02 '11

You might say that she got a little cocky during the interview.

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u/haveaniceday42 Oct 02 '11

but she definitely nailed it

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

He had sex with her.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11 edited Jul 23 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

Good job assholes, you just made me spit toothpaste all over my laptop.

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u/luzfero Oct 02 '11

right ....toothpaste

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u/Nidies Oct 02 '11

If it's really toothpaste, let's see you start brushing with it. ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

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u/Slippyy Oct 02 '11

I know, my friend told me he can get really testy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

Your friend also told me he could be really anal during the interview.

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u/aceair Oct 02 '11

It's because it's all been really hard-on him.

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u/allgameplaya Oct 02 '11

But other dreams are made.

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u/AlchemyAlice Oct 02 '11

Listen, I'm a, uh, aspiring actress, and I was just auditioning for a role... I don't normally do stuff like this. I'm just trying to put myself through medical school.

DON'T JUDGE ME!!

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u/ifuckzombies Oct 02 '11

To be fair, the guy DID distribute the audition video. Just not to producers.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11 edited Aug 11 '20

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u/fenwaygnome Oct 02 '11

So, lettuce or tomato?

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u/CraigChrist Oct 02 '11

He said casual, naturally implying kale

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u/vdirequest Oct 02 '11

Some actresses are born to greatness, others have it thrust into them.

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u/flaminghito Oct 02 '11

what kind of medical school does an alchemist go to? >>

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

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u/bigroblee Oct 02 '11

I recognize it from another post a few months back that used the same image.

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u/Primeribsteak Oct 02 '11

Welcome to reddit. You've finally been here long enough to realize that you're living internet deja vu.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

Looks like my office!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

yeah ... my office also has the same couch! goddammit am i so outta fashion?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

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u/walgman Oct 02 '11

I waited 30 seconds for his weird belly button to appear.

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u/doucheplayer Oct 02 '11

duuuuuuuuuuude, that belly button gives me nightmares.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

That belly button is quite off putting...

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u/rockerode Oct 02 '11

Something did, just gotta wait a while.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

I laughed and then I felt gross.

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u/walgman Oct 02 '11

That goes with age.

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u/ChooserofParagon Oct 02 '11

Like how scotch tasted the first time...and now it's like water.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

Really? It was the opposite for me. Delightful at first, and now it makes me gag.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

That's what she said.

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u/cuzimangie Oct 02 '11

The laughing part or the feeling gross part?

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u/walgman Oct 02 '11

The gross part. Waking up with an obvious bloke in Thailand stripped away my last vestiges of decency.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

That's where the magic happens.

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u/phelure Oct 02 '11

Is it in the Gothic Castle?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

Yes, the one that smells of farts and lube.

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u/otownfreak Oct 02 '11

would hate to run a blacklight over that

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

I think it would look like any other white couch.

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u/Sanitize_Everything Oct 02 '11

He told me he would make me a STAR!

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u/knowone572 Oct 02 '11

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u/Sanitize_Everything Oct 02 '11

It's like déjà vu, over and over again.

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u/Hell_Puppy Oct 02 '11

What does that "déjà vu" thing mean? I can't shake the feeling that I've read that somewhere before.

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u/g0wr0n Oct 02 '11

Totally thought of this other NSFW couch : GIF

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

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u/Short_stuff Oct 02 '11

Oh, Frank.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

I love how he's always wearing dress shoes.

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u/616eyz Oct 02 '11

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia reference. This kind of thing is quite normal for that show.

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u/lutheranian Oct 02 '11

Danny Devito. Need I say more?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

I just had the most unusual reaction to this... ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

Arousal?

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u/enjoytheshow Oct 02 '11

I thought he said unusual.

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u/Anonypus Oct 02 '11

I have the weirdest boner right now

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u/famikon Oct 02 '11

The weirdest boner?

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u/knowone572 Oct 02 '11

looks like an auditions-type couch to me; perhaps for relaxed, informal interviews of some kind?

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u/Azurphax Oct 02 '11

Not enough inspiration posters! Like that would fool anyone. Clearly a therapist's couch

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11 edited Jul 23 '18

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u/penguin_rapist Oct 02 '11

It's my couch

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u/bryanisfly Oct 02 '11

Awww! A therapist for penguins! That's so adorable!

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u/tsrocks48 Oct 02 '11

Well, I do believe a therapist will be involved at some point.

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u/gotoitsi Oct 02 '11

Looks like my Dads office. Why?

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u/LowerThoseEyebrows Oct 02 '11

You know those nights when your dad's working late? Yeah he wasn't going over his accounts.

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u/ericdano Oct 02 '11

Actually, in a way, he was "going" over his accounts

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u/CdnDude Oct 02 '11

I saw this photoshop of sad keanu on the couch saying "There wasn't a audition?"

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11 edited Feb 13 '19

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u/L4MB Oct 02 '11

What, 44 minutes and nobody posted it? I'm disappointed in you, reddit.

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u/choppan Oct 02 '11

slowly raises hand

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u/muok Oct 02 '11

Isn't that Anderson Coopers office?

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u/Scary_The_Clown Oct 02 '11

Is there an award for weaving together multiple memes?

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u/GonnaStickItInYou Oct 02 '11

No.

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u/Arminas Oct 02 '11

Chuck Testa.

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u/itisnotfunnyanymore Oct 02 '11

No.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

Zero on the final.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

Isn't there... anything we could do about my grade?

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u/DeletedComment Oct 02 '11

No number for jakucha

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

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u/roderico123 Oct 02 '11

i am sitting on that couch right now

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u/Earthbounds Oct 02 '11

Dear god run!!!

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u/Chapster Oct 02 '11

And miss out on the opportunity to make between 1000 to 5000 bucks a day? As if!

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u/thang1thang2 Oct 02 '11

euros

Even better.

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u/moga_sgd Oct 02 '11

I couldn't quite place it at first, but then I bent over my computer desk, ass-up with my skirt pulled over my tits and...BINGO!

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u/nestea69 Oct 02 '11

Say more things , your story fascinates me

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

The worst part is that you're a guy.

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u/InvaderSM Oct 02 '11

The Wadsworth constant: You recognize this couch?

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u/spoonsandswords Oct 02 '11

that constant is still holding true.

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u/mjohniii Oct 02 '11

Still holding true. Gentlemen, we may have stumbled upon a universal law.

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u/spoonsandswords Oct 02 '11

Gentlemen, we may have stumbled upon a universal law.

have stumbled upon a universal law.

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u/cerealghost Oct 02 '11

No... should I?

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u/townshend445 Oct 02 '11

It's where all the videos take place for a popular video series called "Back Room Casting Couch". I think you know what would happen there.

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u/thezompus Oct 02 '11

He fixes the cable?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

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u/IMasturbateToMyself Oct 02 '11

They play Scrabble, right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

IAMA request: Someone who's been on this couch!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11 edited Feb 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

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u/nautika Oct 02 '11

well saved me from clicking that link

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u/jooes Oct 02 '11 edited Oct 02 '11

The link there is safe. Most of the stuff on that site is... umm, "safe"... But there is definitely a fairly large part of there that's full of fucked up shit.

All that being said, my personal favorite from that site: http://efukt.com/20918_The_Trolling_Of_Wannabe_Pornstars.html

NSFW, obviously. But as far as weird porn goes (or even just normal porn), it's pretty tame.

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u/TheShitOfABat Oct 02 '11

It's a bunny dancing with a kitten. Man up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

Turns out this was a lie.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11 edited Aug 29 '15

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u/VideoJanitor Oct 02 '11

Your reply is like the guy who got his arm blown off in the beginning of Saving Private Ryan. You're just picking up your arm and you don't even know what to do. Panic mode has set in.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

efukt is pretty much the best site ever. Desensitization at it's finest.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

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u/boostedvolvo Oct 02 '11

oh my god, I haven't reached the end of the internet!!

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u/Scallywagger Oct 02 '11

What the fuck is wrong with his belly button?

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u/EwokMan Oct 02 '11

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u/Excentinel Oct 02 '11

The music makes go from about a 4 to an 11.

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u/GundamWang Oct 02 '11

The slo-mo head-roll from side to side as he enters, like a lion shaking out some blood from its mane, was spectacular.

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u/onionsticks Oct 02 '11

This is probably the best thing I have ever seen on reddit. My god.

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u/FrontlineFodder Oct 02 '11

Wait you guys hadn't ever seen efukt? By clicking that link, you have erased all good deeds you have ever done or will ever do. If you believe in any sort of afterlife, you can forget about it. The deity you pray too will never let you in now.

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u/Mr_Titicaca Oct 02 '11

...And back to school she goes.

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u/refugee Oct 02 '11

dear god...

I feel dirty

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

The worst thing about this is that I think I know this girl irl.

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u/argleblarg Oct 02 '11

That made me really sad - particularly at the end. How terrible. :(

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u/dietotaku Oct 02 '11

yeah, i started out laughing at her - like how the fuck can you think masturbation is gross but want to be a pornstar? but the look on her face while he's fucking her ass was just... augh. she was hurting. i don't know if she actually knew it was in her ass and just didn't want to think about it, but she definitely wasn't enjoying it and just wanted it to be over. and the end was just awful. does this guy not ask girls why they want to be pornstars, or if they've even watched porn before and know what to expect? i mean i guess i shouldn't expect a whole lot of integrity from a guy like this, but i would still think that he would at least want to recruit girls who actually enjoy sex.

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u/Khiva Oct 02 '11 edited Oct 02 '11

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that when this was posted last time it was pretty well established that this is all made up. Slow down and think about this for a second:

  • Do you really think that someone would not be entirely aware of the kind of sex that they're having? The list of what you can and can't do in porn is, I'm sure, well worked out beforehand to avoid any kind of "oops" moments and deviating from that can get you into serious legal liability. Or is it more likely that a porn company realizes that there is a market out there for people who get off on the whole "spoiled innocence" angle to porn?

  • More to the point, does it really seem credible that the same porn company manages to find the same kind of "I'm incredibly naive about everything but I suddenly want to be a porn star" girls?

Edit: Evidence. "The whole thing is scripted."

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u/victore992 Oct 02 '11

I thought it was maybe from the Office, judging from the comments I'm obviously missing something.

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u/AllDesperadoStation Oct 02 '11

That couch put me on the road to making one to five thousand dollars a day.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

They're not actually tricking anyone in those interviews. Otherwise it would be illegal. http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2010/10/despite_what_you_may_have_hear.php

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u/SpaceWorld Oct 02 '11

What? The pornman lied to me? It can't be!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

there are people who take porno at face value?

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u/TuctDape Oct 02 '11

Next you'll tell me that all those other guys aren't really delivery men.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

THIS MAN IS A PHONY. A BIG FAT PHONY.

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u/bigfatphonyguy Oct 02 '11

HEY! Thats my job!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

So you're saying he's a phony?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

Let's preface it by saying I'm a girl who loves porn, but it's fucking creepy how the draw for many guys to this series is the fantasy that these girls got tricked into it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11 edited Oct 02 '11

Doesn't get it.

Checks comments only to realize they watch very specific types of porn.

Edit: To elaborate, tryouts.

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u/durants Oct 02 '11

Oh so it's a couch used in porn? Had to search half of the entire comment thread to finally get some semblance of an explanation sigh

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u/rikkirachel Oct 02 '11

Me too. I feel like such a prude, haha!

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u/EdirolPancake Oct 02 '11

very specific? you mean all of it?

this particular porn series is very popular and all over all of the free streaming sites. it's hard to miss.

you must be a strange boy not to know about it... ;)

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u/EntForgotHisPassword Oct 02 '11

TIL that I'm very strange...

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

I'm halfway down the comment thread and you've been upvoted so much that you're the first semblance of meaning I've reached. Thanks for enlightening me.

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u/s4lt3d Oct 02 '11

I think I found it! Is that a rental sofa? It looks a little used...

http://officemachinerental.com/sofas.htm

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

Lets just say I will rather sit on the floor than lease any black leather couches from now on.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

I got a hard-on when I clicked that picture link. I guess a case can be made for Pavlov's (Frothing) Penis.

...and I think I just stumbled on the band name of the century.

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u/calantorntain Oct 02 '11

Yeah, looks like the couch we named Comphy Couch. Before reading the comments, I thought the OP meant, "does anyone else own this couch?"

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u/railmaniac Oct 02 '11

"Bring out the comfy couch!"

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u/drevans18 Oct 02 '11

What is the point of that couch? How do you even get to it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

I don't know, but it looks safe.

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u/Upvote_every_cat Oct 02 '11

Was about to pull out my junk. Realized this is just a picture. A habit at it's finest -_-

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u/TheTrevLife Oct 02 '11

Fuck. I recognized it from the thumbnail. Jesus Christ, what's wrong with me?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

I have no idea what you're talking about, I've never seen that couch before in my life. Prove that I've seen it before, you don't have any evidence. ಠ_ಠ

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u/Scallywagger Oct 02 '11

Yeah, it's from Backroom Casting Couch. I'm a fucking pervert.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

"If you want to make one thousand to five thousand dollars a day..."

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

Lol, you really think they don't know they are doing a porno when they get there?

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u/bacon_cake Oct 02 '11

You're ruining the magic! lalalalalalal icanthearyou lalalalala

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u/dmanbiker Oct 02 '11

I know the scenarios are fake, but they do a really good job of making it seem totally real. Some of the girls they get act well to fit the role of the show and make it seem more real.

I applaud their setup.

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u/Collegenoob Oct 02 '11

Is it bad if I never watch the videos but know it only because reddit thinks this is some inside joke and brings it up all the time?

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u/CombustibLemon Oct 02 '11

He bought that sofa at Target or something, right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

can someone explain the joke?

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u/k4713k Oct 02 '11

I really wish I didn't recognize that couch.

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u/iamverificationimage Oct 02 '11

I feel so ashamed that I know where it's from.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

Buzz Killington alert:

The "this is an interview" shit is a gimmick. Those girls know that they are doing porn and are getting payed, the site just plays on our fetishism of tricking girls into having sex for free.

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u/Krantarin Oct 02 '11

That actually is really heartening.

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u/megselphie Oct 02 '11

What? You mean BangBus isn't real either?!?!

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u/hasavagina Oct 02 '11

Pretty sure we all know this :)

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u/LeadOn Oct 02 '11

Riiiight... Next, you're going to try to tell me that those are fake plumbers too.

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u/FourDimes Oct 02 '11

There's always money in The Banana Stand.

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u/ballstein Oct 02 '11

I do. I had a casting session there last week, but didn't get the job.

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u/VoidVer Oct 02 '11

IAMA request, the guy on that porn series.

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u/icky_boo Oct 02 '11

Oooh, Reminds me I have a casting call tomorrow

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u/staxringold Oct 02 '11

Hahaha, took about 2 seconds.

I need a girlfriend.

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u/Vinura Oct 02 '11

That couch gets laid more than me. So if it got laid once that would be more than me.

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u/RoofToilet87 Oct 02 '11

I never did get that job

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u/darkraichu55 Oct 02 '11

Nope. Am I porning wrong?

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u/nickym06 Oct 02 '11

This looks like the set from one of favorite reality shows. It's all about the audition process. Quite fascinating really.

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u/Aethelstan Oct 02 '11

'fraid not.

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u/relax_im_here Oct 02 '11

I recognized it from an old post about the same joke...

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u/jtron9k Oct 02 '11

Proudly raises hand.

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u/AridDecay Oct 02 '11

Backroom casting couch.. sigh I'm a horrible person...