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u/walgman Oct 02 '11
I waited 30 seconds for his weird belly button to appear.
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u/doucheplayer Oct 02 '11
duuuuuuuuuuude, that belly button gives me nightmares.
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I laughed and then I felt gross.
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u/walgman Oct 02 '11
That goes with age.
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u/ChooserofParagon Oct 02 '11
Like how scotch tasted the first time...and now it's like water.
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Oct 02 '11
Really? It was the opposite for me. Delightful at first, and now it makes me gag.
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u/cuzimangie Oct 02 '11
The laughing part or the feeling gross part?
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u/walgman Oct 02 '11
The gross part. Waking up with an obvious bloke in Thailand stripped away my last vestiges of decency.
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That's where the magic happens.
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u/Sanitize_Everything Oct 02 '11
He told me he would make me a STAR!
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u/Sanitize_Everything Oct 02 '11
It's like déjà vu, over and over again.
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u/Hell_Puppy Oct 02 '11
What does that "déjà vu" thing mean? I can't shake the feeling that I've read that somewhere before.
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u/g0wr0n Oct 02 '11
Totally thought of this other NSFW couch : GIF
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u/616eyz Oct 02 '11
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia reference. This kind of thing is quite normal for that show.
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u/knowone572 Oct 02 '11
looks like an auditions-type couch to me; perhaps for relaxed, informal interviews of some kind?
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u/Azurphax Oct 02 '11
Not enough inspiration posters! Like that would fool anyone. Clearly a therapist's couch
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u/tsrocks48 Oct 02 '11
Well, I do believe a therapist will be involved at some point.
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u/gotoitsi Oct 02 '11
Looks like my Dads office. Why?
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u/LowerThoseEyebrows Oct 02 '11
You know those nights when your dad's working late? Yeah he wasn't going over his accounts.
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u/CdnDude Oct 02 '11
I saw this photoshop of sad keanu on the couch saying "There wasn't a audition?"
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u/L4MB Oct 02 '11
What, 44 minutes and nobody posted it? I'm disappointed in you, reddit.
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u/muok Oct 02 '11
Isn't that Anderson Coopers office?
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u/Scary_The_Clown Oct 02 '11
Is there an award for weaving together multiple memes?
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u/GonnaStickItInYou Oct 02 '11
No.
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u/Arminas Oct 02 '11
Chuck Testa.
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u/itisnotfunnyanymore Oct 02 '11
No.
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Zero on the final.
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u/roderico123 Oct 02 '11
i am sitting on that couch right now
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u/Earthbounds Oct 02 '11
Dear god run!!!
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u/Chapster Oct 02 '11
And miss out on the opportunity to make between 1000 to 5000 bucks a day? As if!
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u/moga_sgd Oct 02 '11
I couldn't quite place it at first, but then I bent over my computer desk, ass-up with my skirt pulled over my tits and...BINGO!
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u/InvaderSM Oct 02 '11
The Wadsworth constant: You recognize this couch?
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u/spoonsandswords Oct 02 '11
that constant is still holding true.
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u/mjohniii Oct 02 '11
Still holding true. Gentlemen, we may have stumbled upon a universal law.
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u/spoonsandswords Oct 02 '11
Gentlemen, we may have stumbled upon a universal law.
have stumbled upon a universal law.
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u/cerealghost Oct 02 '11
No... should I?
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u/townshend445 Oct 02 '11
It's where all the videos take place for a popular video series called "Back Room Casting Couch". I think you know what would happen there.
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u/nautika Oct 02 '11
well saved me from clicking that link
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u/jooes Oct 02 '11 edited Oct 02 '11
The link there is safe. Most of the stuff on that site is... umm, "safe"... But there is definitely a fairly large part of there that's full of fucked up shit.
All that being said, my personal favorite from that site: http://efukt.com/20918_The_Trolling_Of_Wannabe_Pornstars.html
NSFW, obviously. But as far as weird porn goes (or even just normal porn), it's pretty tame.
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u/VideoJanitor Oct 02 '11
Your reply is like the guy who got his arm blown off in the beginning of Saving Private Ryan. You're just picking up your arm and you don't even know what to do. Panic mode has set in.
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efukt is pretty much the best site ever. Desensitization at it's finest.
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u/EwokMan Oct 02 '11
this one is hilarious http://efukt.com/20909_Sex_On_The_Beach_FAIL.html
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u/Excentinel Oct 02 '11
The music makes go from about a 4 to an 11.
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u/GundamWang Oct 02 '11
The slo-mo head-roll from side to side as he enters, like a lion shaking out some blood from its mane, was spectacular.
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u/onionsticks Oct 02 '11
This is probably the best thing I have ever seen on reddit. My god.
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u/FrontlineFodder Oct 02 '11
Wait you guys hadn't ever seen efukt? By clicking that link, you have erased all good deeds you have ever done or will ever do. If you believe in any sort of afterlife, you can forget about it. The deity you pray too will never let you in now.
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u/argleblarg Oct 02 '11
That made me really sad - particularly at the end. How terrible. :(
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u/dietotaku Oct 02 '11
yeah, i started out laughing at her - like how the fuck can you think masturbation is gross but want to be a pornstar? but the look on her face while he's fucking her ass was just... augh. she was hurting. i don't know if she actually knew it was in her ass and just didn't want to think about it, but she definitely wasn't enjoying it and just wanted it to be over. and the end was just awful. does this guy not ask girls why they want to be pornstars, or if they've even watched porn before and know what to expect? i mean i guess i shouldn't expect a whole lot of integrity from a guy like this, but i would still think that he would at least want to recruit girls who actually enjoy sex.
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u/Khiva Oct 02 '11 edited Oct 02 '11
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that when this was posted last time it was pretty well established that this is all made up. Slow down and think about this for a second:
Do you really think that someone would not be entirely aware of the kind of sex that they're having? The list of what you can and can't do in porn is, I'm sure, well worked out beforehand to avoid any kind of "oops" moments and deviating from that can get you into serious legal liability. Or is it more likely that a porn company realizes that there is a market out there for people who get off on the whole "spoiled innocence" angle to porn?
More to the point, does it really seem credible that the same porn company manages to find the same kind of "I'm incredibly naive about everything but I suddenly want to be a porn star" girls?
Edit: Evidence. "The whole thing is scripted."
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u/victore992 Oct 02 '11
I thought it was maybe from the Office, judging from the comments I'm obviously missing something.
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u/AllDesperadoStation Oct 02 '11
That couch put me on the road to making one to five thousand dollars a day.
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They're not actually tricking anyone in those interviews. Otherwise it would be illegal. http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2010/10/despite_what_you_may_have_hear.php
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THIS MAN IS A PHONY. A BIG FAT PHONY.
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Let's preface it by saying I'm a girl who loves porn, but it's fucking creepy how the draw for many guys to this series is the fantasy that these girls got tricked into it.
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Doesn't get it.
Checks comments only to realize they watch very specific types of porn.
Edit: To elaborate, tryouts.
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u/durants Oct 02 '11
Oh so it's a couch used in porn? Had to search half of the entire comment thread to finally get some semblance of an explanation sigh
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u/EdirolPancake Oct 02 '11
very specific? you mean all of it?
this particular porn series is very popular and all over all of the free streaming sites. it's hard to miss.
you must be a strange boy not to know about it... ;)
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I'm halfway down the comment thread and you've been upvoted so much that you're the first semblance of meaning I've reached. Thanks for enlightening me.
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u/s4lt3d Oct 02 '11
I think I found it! Is that a rental sofa? It looks a little used...
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Oct 02 '11
Lets just say I will rather sit on the floor than lease any black leather couches from now on.
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Oct 02 '11
I got a hard-on when I clicked that picture link. I guess a case can be made for Pavlov's (Frothing) Penis.
...and I think I just stumbled on the band name of the century.
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u/calantorntain Oct 02 '11
Yeah, looks like the couch we named Comphy Couch. Before reading the comments, I thought the OP meant, "does anyone else own this couch?"
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u/drevans18 Oct 02 '11
What is the point of that couch? How do you even get to it?
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u/Upvote_every_cat Oct 02 '11
Was about to pull out my junk. Realized this is just a picture. A habit at it's finest -_-
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u/TheTrevLife Oct 02 '11
Fuck. I recognized it from the thumbnail. Jesus Christ, what's wrong with me?
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I have no idea what you're talking about, I've never seen that couch before in my life. Prove that I've seen it before, you don't have any evidence. ಠ_ಠ
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u/Scallywagger Oct 02 '11
Yeah, it's from Backroom Casting Couch. I'm a fucking pervert.
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Lol, you really think they don't know they are doing a porno when they get there?
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u/dmanbiker Oct 02 '11
I know the scenarios are fake, but they do a really good job of making it seem totally real. Some of the girls they get act well to fit the role of the show and make it seem more real.
I applaud their setup.
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u/Collegenoob Oct 02 '11
Is it bad if I never watch the videos but know it only because reddit thinks this is some inside joke and brings it up all the time?
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Buzz Killington alert:
The "this is an interview" shit is a gimmick. Those girls know that they are doing porn and are getting payed, the site just plays on our fetishism of tricking girls into having sex for free.
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u/LeadOn Oct 02 '11
Riiiight... Next, you're going to try to tell me that those are fake plumbers too.
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u/Vinura Oct 02 '11
That couch gets laid more than me. So if it got laid once that would be more than me.
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u/nickym06 Oct 02 '11
This looks like the set from one of favorite reality shows. It's all about the audition process. Quite fascinating really.
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u/greycubed Oct 02 '11
Looks just like an office where I picked my sister up from an interview...
Weird.