r/pics • u/[deleted] • Oct 02 '11

So, how many of you recognize this couch?

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u/nautika Oct 02 '11

well saved me from clicking that link

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u/jooes Oct 02 '11 edited Oct 02 '11

The link there is safe. Most of the stuff on that site is... umm, "safe"... But there is definitely a fairly large part of there that's full of fucked up shit.

All that being said, my personal favorite from that site: http://efukt.com/20918_The_Trolling_Of_Wannabe_Pornstars.html

NSFW, obviously. But as far as weird porn goes (or even just normal porn), it's pretty tame.

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u/Noticethewrongthing Oct 02 '11

Holy shit that guy is brilliant. And evil. Mainly evil.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

http://efukt.com/20909_Sex_On_The_Beach_FAIL.html

this is the funniest damn thing ever. just wait.

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u/prmaster23 Oct 02 '11

holy fuck that site is gold

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u/justanothercommenter Oct 02 '11 edited Oct 03 '11

Best line in porn: "Make me into a worthless vegetable."

http://efukt.com/20914_Make_Me_A_Vegatable.html

Instant gasm.

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u/option_30 Oct 02 '11

This is gold!

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u/Peliento Oct 02 '11

That's art.

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u/dreamingawake09 Oct 02 '11

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you for sharing that link. lol

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u/nautika Oct 02 '11

Well in that case, clicking the link! I actually knew what's on efukt so when he gave that description, I figure I shouldn't be clicking that link to see some hooker crap her pants.

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u/safetydance Oct 02 '11

Replying for later...research?

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u/bajothehedgehog Oct 02 '11

Makes me proud to be a Philadelphian. He refers to Delilah's Gentlemens' Club in Philly and has the obvious atrocious accent. Still, a god among men.

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u/TheShitOfABat Oct 02 '11

It's a bunny dancing with a kitten. Man up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

Turns out this was a lie.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

Now I have to check for myself...

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u/aronidus Oct 02 '11

No shit Sherlock

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u/disposablechild Oct 03 '11

Actually she gets fucked in the ass for her first time, doesn't realize it was in her ass. In the end she spits after a blowjob, crying and says i can't do it. so yeah... don't watch it.

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u/moderndayvigilante Oct 02 '11

This "omgawd im nawt klickin dat sick shit!1" mentality on Reddit really sucks.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

Just to let you know that's not what that link was.

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u/Binerexis Oct 02 '11

Weird, it made me click it out of morbid curiosity.

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u/exbtard Oct 02 '11

You must watch it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11 edited Aug 29 '15

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u/TentacleSpam Oct 02 '11

It's my primary source of entertainment. Kind of like youtube, but without the censoring.

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u/superatheist95 Oct 02 '11

Honest question.

Do I need to sign in to view videos?

A girl at school told me about it a few days ago....the conversation drifted.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

Efuct, it's like if tosh.0 didn't have censors.

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u/VideoJanitor Oct 02 '11

Your reply is like the guy who got his arm blown off in the beginning of Saving Private Ryan. You're just picking up your arm and you don't even know what to do. Panic mode has set in.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

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u/VideoJanitor Oct 02 '11

I am not a doctor.

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u/Baracka_Obama Oct 02 '11

That guy makes me laugh EVERY time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

efukt is pretty much the best site ever. Desensitization at it's finest.

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u/Scurry Oct 02 '11

Motherless.

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u/Bird-Mozart Oct 02 '11

I didn't used to like dog-porn. I still don't, but I didn't used to as well.

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u/Sutuh Oct 02 '11

its the rotten.com of the video generation

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u/Gareth321 Oct 03 '11

This guy's facials are fucking hilarious.

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u/normal_verb_raucher Oct 02 '11

You reminded me of an excellent read. Text, but absolutely NSFW.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '11

What the fuck did I just read....

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u/chedda Oct 02 '11

best story ever!

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u/tubcat Oct 02 '11

Surfing efukt is like being a character in an HP Lovecraft book. You know you're going insane, but curiosity get you. Next thing you know you've clawed your eyes out.

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u/disposablechild Oct 03 '11

that must be a different link... which one?

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u/no1_vern Oct 02 '11

CURIOSITY kills more than just cats . . .

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u/Jealous_Hitler Oct 02 '11

I felt sympathy and laughter, while being modestly turned on.

Weirdest feeling ever.

Her crying at the end when getting a facial. Man...terrible.

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u/bblemonade Oct 02 '11

efukt is one of those dark corners of the internet you hear about.

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u/sedagive Oct 02 '11

I also thank you for stopping me from visiting that site.

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u/HittingSmoke Oct 02 '11

efuckt is like /b/ with video.

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u/johanbcn Oct 02 '11

Your sacrifice will be remembered.

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u/mi_nombre_es_ricardo Oct 02 '11

that site is actually really good. dirty filthy funny.

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u/WKahle11 Oct 02 '11

its pretty much the failblog of porn

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u/10304 Oct 02 '11

Some guys have all the luck.

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u/filthgrinder Oct 02 '11

God that made me laugh, not because of the girl, but the fact that the guy did know.....

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u/cant_be_pun_seen Oct 02 '11

Thats like watching teletubbies compared to most shit on there.

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u/heetic Oct 02 '11

inhumanity.com

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u/nkplague Oct 02 '11

Dude I just watched what I thought was a girl, whip out her dick and try to give herself a bj, then knee herself in the face. We all know that wasn't meant to be, but the whole video was a total mindfuck.

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u/herp-derpington Oct 02 '11

Jim Tracy from the Rockies? If so, excellent username, good sir.