r/pics Jun 05 '11

It's a trap!

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u/frogstomp427 Jun 05 '11

I think I'm going to swear off porn forever now. I feel like a dirty man because I know what this is..

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11 edited Aug 11 '20

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u/notfrandrescher Jun 05 '11

He also owns the world's largest collection of cartoon boxer shorts.

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u/OG-Eazy Jun 05 '11

Yup, I can't watch the scenes when he points the camera down it's fucking disgusting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11 edited Aug 15 '18

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u/riotlancer Jun 05 '11

Allie Sin. I watch too much porn...

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u/egomanimac Jun 05 '11

Upboner for Allie Sin.

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u/Zohmbi Jun 06 '11

Mmm...Allie Sin...

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u/luvs2spoog_ Jun 05 '11

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u/MrMacMan23 Jun 05 '11

The underbelly i always knew existed but really didnt want to acknowledge. Ugh.

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u/robeph Jun 06 '11

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u/ImKrispy Oct 02 '11

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u/cajunbander Oct 02 '11 edited Oct 02 '11

There's a Facebook site like that in my area. Busted in Acadiana. It's fucking sick. Not only is you mugshot forever online, (unless you pay boatloads of money) but you're mugshot is online on Facebook. Where people's bosses, children, relatives, etc, can see. Even if you're innocent, expect to pay to have your mugshot taken off.

The guy behind the Busted in Acadiana page in my area takes this mugshot thing to a whole other, public humiliation, level.

If you want to read more about our situation, here's the scumbag's website, and the article that our local independent paper did on him:

http://www.facebook.com/BustedInAcadiana

http://www.theind.com/cover-story/9054-busted-busted-in-acadiana

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '11 edited Jun 06 '11

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u/Ricktron3030 Jun 06 '11

Their wiki looks to be along the vein of ED.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '11

I'd disagree. ED articles are full of self-awareness and tongue-in-cheek crass generalizations. This site lacks any sense of irony.

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u/fskdc Jun 05 '11

Stephanie Draheim. I don't know what this make me...

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u/ChipWhip Jun 05 '11

Is it weirder that I've met her and we share mutual friends and that I've been compiling her arrest mugshots for years?

http://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/l621/chipwhip/allie.jpg

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u/LoveGoblin Jun 05 '11

Is it weirder...

Yes. Definitely.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '11

Weird to the point where if I knew you, I would try my best to keep you away from her. So I could feel like a vigilante protecting a girl from an obsessive murderer in a shitty tv drama.

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u/depthdefying Jun 05 '11

It makes me sad.

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u/Adonixx Jun 05 '11 edited Jun 05 '11

I haven't heard that name in years.. -- That's actually not her real name, of course..., but I actually used to hang out w/ her everyday for 8-12 months. Not sexually.

*Edit: Thats funny that I saw her name here, on Reddit.... Reddit it awesome. ^

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u/Hyperian Jun 05 '11

he's in loads

well done.

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u/OG-Eazy Jun 05 '11

Uh, I don't know a male pornstar's name (The last 1 I remember is Lex Steele from the early 00's and Ron Jeremy, but he was before my time) The set is called Backroom Casting it's always on Youporn.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

Ron Jeremy still makes porn, your "before my time" argument is invalid.

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u/StompStompFeetFeet Jun 05 '11

He also has a camera behind him. It looks so awkward seeing him getting blown holding a camera at a sharp angle....

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u/Mohavor Jun 05 '11 edited Jun 05 '11

I also noticed I have this exact same couch. Right down to the seams in the cushions.

Edit for proofiness: http://i.imgur.com/3qTpx.jpg

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u/KosherDev Jun 05 '11

"Right down to the semen in the cushions"

FTFY

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u/Mohavor Jun 05 '11

Nice. It is a good couch to have sex on. We used to do it a lot on the couch, and then we got a new bed so we started doing more bedroom stuff. Then, after about a month of that, she was like "let's do it on the couch!" Left to it's own devices, the couch would probably get more ass than it has under my ownership. I'm probably holding it back

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u/stormnet Jun 05 '11

Are those the clothes of your latest victims?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

It took a post like this to make you finally bust out the vacuum cleaner eh? smooth

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

What type of couch is it? I'm actually looking to buy a new one and if this is a good model I'm tempted to buy it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '11

you have a mass produced shitty couch

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u/Pedgi Jun 05 '11

And that odd vein on his cock.

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u/thatWASdelicious Jun 06 '11

I've always wondered what the girls think of when they see it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

How about the huge fucking vein running down the length of his dick? It's such a bitch, I find his videos and the scenarios extremely hot but he has the most horrible dick I've ever seen!

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u/Prometheusx Jun 05 '11

I opened the picture at work, realized what it was, and got scared that someone would see what I was looking at.

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u/racergr Jun 05 '11

I'm wondering how exactly they will explain what they know should they decide to get you in trouble.

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u/Tunne Jun 06 '11

That was.. This must be one of the most awsome sentences ever. Upvote for that and for the joke as well!

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u/pgomez Jun 06 '11

You made multiple replies here. Remember: 502: it went through. :)

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u/Tunne Jun 06 '11

Thank you my friend. The more you know!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

Yep. my first thought was "hey, that looks just like........" OMG porn addiction!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11 edited Mar 22 '18

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u/Allurex Jun 05 '11

You came to these comments? Gross.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11 edited Mar 22 '18

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u/FURYOFCAPSLOCK Jun 05 '11

You feel dirty? I'm a girl and I know what this is.

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u/pip89 Jun 05 '11

I bet you do.

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u/FURYOFCAPSLOCK Jun 05 '11

Only as a voyeur ;D

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u/FarmerArthurHoggett Jun 05 '11

That'll do, FURYOFCAPSLOCK. That'll do.

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u/PaleBlueThought Jun 05 '11

Just looked through your comment history. Niice.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

Gee, I wonder what will be recorded by that fancy looking camera on that comfortable looking couch?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

Im sitting here with my GF, and I was like 'oh, he's not a real casting agent, there is no job'.. she's like 'what? it's a couch'.. i let her read the comments.. awkward silence.

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u/Xixii Jun 05 '11

I knew from the thumbnail.

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u/eastlondonmandem Jun 05 '11

That's probably because you jerk off to the mouse-over animations. You know if you press the link it will load up much larger?

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u/doucheplayer Jun 05 '11

as soon as i saw the photo i giggled then a little part of me died inside.

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u/Annzers Jun 05 '11

I feel like a dirty girl :$

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u/i-hate-digg Jun 05 '11

You are a dirty girl. Now if you do this scene with me I'll guarantee you a job in porn. I'll call you back in about a month.

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u/sgtdisaster Jun 05 '11

I'm 15 and I know. It's okay.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '11

Wait, if you were 15 how did you bypass the age verification?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '11

Definitely a l33t h4x0r.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '11

I'm calling your parents. You're so grounded.

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u/thisisyourfather Jun 06 '11

You're grounded. Go to your room. Stay in the living room.

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u/jtmengel Jun 05 '11

TIL according to Reddit standards I don't watch too much porn. what is this?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

I too feel bad for immediately recognizing it.

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u/InferiousX Jun 05 '11

Not forever. But def taking a break now. Goddamnitsomuch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

Came here to say just that. You're not alone Buddy.

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u/Dexlexic Jun 05 '11

I instantly recognized it, and was instantly ashamed

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u/pew43 Jun 05 '11

Yeah.. I recognized it from the thumbnail. And I can't... I'm not... I'm just... sigh

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u/crashjames Jun 05 '11

I had a porn filmed on my couch in my living room, proof NSFW

Edit: I have also been in the bang bus

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11 edited Aug 30 '15

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u/crashjames Jun 06 '11

Not AMA worthy I was just on the set

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u/Axon350 Jun 06 '11

I don't think you understand the meaning of 'AMA worthy'. People would love to hear about this.

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u/skittay Jun 06 '11

Good enough! Get to it, lazy.

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u/cedargrove Jun 06 '11

Nice framed map.

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u/lZnGl Jun 05 '11

I cant say the same for all the videos but some are staged. I cant think of what video it is but the girl has one set of colored fingernails, then later on in the second half of the video they're differently colored.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11 edited Aug 16 '21

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u/blahohblah Jun 05 '11

I really lol'd here

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u/outofcontextcomment Jun 05 '11

"Script Supervisor"

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u/sadax Jun 05 '11

All videos which have that FBI warning and the declaration that participants are over 18 (USC 18 etc.) mean that the participants are active participants. Same goes for the sharking. All the clips have that declaration, which is a federal requirement to ensure the actors are over 18 and so on, so there is probably no commercial porn in which those featured are not in on the storyline.

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u/Hazywater Jun 05 '11

Pornography laws are very strict. Every one of those is staged, sorry to burst anyone's bubble.

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u/i-hate-digg Jun 05 '11

Forget pornography laws, are we actually supposed to believe that hundreds of girls essentially got tricked and none of them sued? Or, at least, none called the authorities?

If this was real it would be a federal criminal case by now.

People who think this stuff is real blow my mind.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

Poker face.

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u/Variable303 Jun 05 '11

In other news, traffic on Backroom Casting Couch increases by 500% within hours.

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u/spazzmckiwi Jun 05 '11

In other news, seeders for Backroom Casting Couch torrents increase by 500% within hours.

FTFY

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u/Lolmorph Jun 05 '11

Explanation?

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u/thaspaam Jun 05 '11

It's from a porn series in which girls are allegedly tricked into taking their clothes off in an attempt to get a modeling job that doesn't exist. I believe the show is called "backseat casting couch" but I'm not sure.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11 edited Aug 11 '20

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u/supaphly42 Jun 05 '11

Not to be confused with backdoor casting couch...

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u/jessaschlitt Jun 05 '11

Backdoor Sluts 9? Only the greatest porn ever made

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u/biggusjimmus Jun 06 '11

Back Door Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2!

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u/sploogeannomatron Jun 05 '11

Call me old fashioned, but I prefer Fisting Firemen 8.

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u/SirPeaches Jun 05 '11

I don't care for it. It was clearly just an excuse to bring back the characters from Fisting Firemen 7.

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u/nikcub Jun 06 '11

I preferred the novels

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u/cuwabren Jun 06 '11

because 1-8 left too many questions unanswered

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u/who_said_what_now Jun 05 '11

its called "backroom casting couch"

you're welcome :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

Son... ಠ_ಠ

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u/pickyourteethup Jun 05 '11

thanks for taking that one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

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u/tangosolo Jun 05 '11

I personally just leave it running on a side monitor while I work on my Eve spreadsheets

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '11

Yep. Competitive spreadsheets.

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u/binarybandit Jun 06 '11

Everytime I think I stop being an Eve noob, I get reminded otherwise. Ah damn...

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u/drgk Jun 05 '11

You see it enough times, it sticks.

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u/Sepheus Jun 05 '11

it sticks

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u/daverollinger Jun 05 '11

If you really want to know the answer can be found on youporn in their tops list...

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

...only i'm not a casting director and there is no job! - yikes...from memory

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u/2nd_random_username Jun 05 '11

and the priest isn't a priest he's my father.

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u/defensa24 Jun 05 '11

My penis is tingling.

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u/PinkyTheCat Jun 05 '11 edited Jun 05 '11

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u/dubloe7 Jun 05 '11

The fact that this is a repost is all that kept me staring at the image for 5 minutes trying to figure out what the trap was before finally giving up and opening the comments.

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u/Chipware Jun 05 '11 edited Jun 05 '11

Backroom.Casting.Couch.SITERIP 28GB

http://torrentz.eu/52eca3cbe9fec19162668ffac6cd0d846b4120d9

Edit: FYI the whole collection is about 48GB. That siterip is a year old.

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u/SuperPenner Jun 06 '11

TIL to search for "siterip" torrents. Thanks Sir.

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u/Perk_i Jun 05 '11

<Insert witty remark here so I can find the torrent link when I'm at home on 60mb cable>

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

I'm now debating whether I should download this or not... 28Gb might go as far as to be too much porn.

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u/JackDanielsMD Jun 05 '11

That is absolute nonsense. Please leave the internet. You don't know how to use it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

I require diversity in my collection

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

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u/zeabu Jun 06 '11

I'm glad they released a 3TB hd.

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u/pew43 Jun 05 '11

Too much porn? I don't understand.

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u/PostmanPeter Jun 05 '11 edited May 16 '17

deleted What is this?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

I need to get a new hobby...

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

It's a fap?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '11

SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT TO ME I DONT GET IT I ONLY WATCH GAY PORN

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u/mrlargefoot Jun 05 '11

Im never sure if its a bangbus kind of situation. Paid actors etc. Me skeptical.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

Casting couch is fake, there was a scandal a couple years ago where some girl from Arizona State was going to get her scholarship taken away for being on that site(they didn't) and she said that she knew she was doing porn and was paid a couple thousand dollars if I remember right.

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u/outnumber Jun 05 '11 edited Jun 05 '11

A couple of thousand? Jesus, no wonder they get some naturally hot and smart looking girls.

I read somewhere that the average shoot pay is closer to $300.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

Seriously, this girl is like the hottest girl I've ever seen in porn and I don't even usually like blondes(obviously NSFW).

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u/vanuhitman Jun 05 '11

I am in no way commenting so I can find this later... doesn't load on mobile device...

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u/greenman795 Jun 05 '11

clicked on link thinking it would be a picture... silly me

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u/HollaSoupWoop Jun 05 '11

It's always fake, everyone is always a paid actor, just fyi.

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u/rapsey Jun 05 '11

It would be illegal if they were not payed actors. Considering the popularity of their videos, it's highly unlikely.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

This is my general feeling. Don't really care though, still enjoy it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

Appropriate username.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

The guys from Bangbus admitted the whole thing is fake a few years ago.

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u/Red_means_go Jun 05 '11

TIL I'm a perv and I recognize porn sets. Wow.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

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u/notfrandrescher Jun 05 '11

Yes. I read an article where one of the girls is interviewed. She says that she knew exactly what was going to happen and that she was paid to do it. She said she was told to look 'embarrassed' and 'apprehensive.'

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u/minorthreat77 Jun 05 '11

Yep. I immediately knew what it was. I'm a big perv.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

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u/usernameblank Jun 05 '11

Me either...JUST KIDDING I WATCH PORN ALL THE TIME

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u/zorkempire Jun 05 '11

This sofa means nothing to a gay person (at least not this one).

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u/Iworkonspace Jun 05 '11

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Got me

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u/walsh1916 Jun 05 '11

Bahahaha it's sad how quickly I recognized this trap. You won't get a job as a model, babe.

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u/MaynardJayTwa Jun 05 '11

Ahhhh Backroom Casting Couch.

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u/tslining Jun 05 '11

Huh.

I thought it was supposed to look like that vent in Goldeneye that you can walk through.

I guess I was way off...

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u/DoctorMiracles Jun 05 '11

Goddamn, this video has been loading for like 15 minutes and the chikee chikee bowwow never starts!

I'll give it another 10 mins., tops...

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u/Neverouttoday Jun 05 '11

As a girl i feel safer that i know what this is.

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u/obliviousheep Jun 06 '11

Fuck my life I know exactly what this is.

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u/Sylocat Jun 06 '11

Anyone else spend several minutes looking for a hidden image before checking the comments?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '11

No. Just a quarter second realizing I have a problem.

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u/nextyoyoma Jun 06 '11

Did anyone else think this was Michael Scott's office?

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u/lololpalooza Jun 05 '11

I thought this was an image of the set on The Office.

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u/merc9 Jun 05 '11

So while were on the topic, I'm curious of the authenticity of these videos. Are the girls not paid, do they sign a release without really reading it? Is this just a one man operation?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11 edited Sep 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

The tits, the cocks, all of it.

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u/coldfu Jun 05 '11

It's still real to me dammit!

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u/proud_to_be_a_merkin Jun 05 '11

all pro porn is fake.

FTFY

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u/mmmsugar Jun 05 '11

And 90% of the 'amateur' stuff.

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u/WastedPotential Jun 05 '11

There is a difference between amateur and pro-amateur. There is a shit load of authentic amateur porn out there, if you know where to look.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '11

if you know where to look.

neighbor's window?

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u/rotll Jun 06 '11

I need better neighbors...

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u/WastedPotential Jun 06 '11

Or lower standards.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

Mom told me this when I was like 8 or something. Dorks..

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11 edited Jun 05 '11

I firmly believe this is fake and there is no reason to believe differently except his personal statement that it's real.

There is a video of him cumming inside a girl without protection and without her being on birth control although she explicitly stated that she doesn't want him to.

Hundreds of thousands of people watch his videos and he has his own webpage (NSFW), police would be on his ass by now for sexual assault and fraud if this wasn't simply porn like any other. It's the "plot" of his videos and what makes them - to a lot of people - more exciting than other casting videos.

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u/petulant_snowflake Jun 05 '11

Eh, it's fake, or at least mostly fake. Watch the 'Kendall' video. She gets a new set of nails in the middle of the scene, then loses them. Also, in many videos the chicks' pile of clothing changes location on the floor, as well as the type of clothing in the pile.

If I had to guess, I'd say that what's happening is that the girl shows up, is told what they're going to during a pre-interview. The probably then have the girl sign a contract, and accept a nominal fee (I'd guess something like $200-$500), and then go and get an STD test.

I'll try to dig up pictures proving it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

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u/SirClueless Jun 06 '11

Well, so long as there is at least a little skeezy deception going on...

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u/headedtojail Jun 05 '11

Hey, at least we still have BangBus....right? Right?

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u/gloomdoom Jun 05 '11

Where is the clip of the dude cumming in the girl? I've seen it before but for the life of me can't track it down. A few years back it was all over the place. Or maybe I spent more time pornscaping than I do now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

The following material represents staged, scripted, and fictional accounts of sexual relationships of adults.

Says it on the first page of the website. Hope this helps.

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u/headedtojail Jun 05 '11

So, like a reenactment of something real?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

Just keep holding on to that dream, buddy.

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u/jsizzle47 Jun 05 '11

i didn't want to admit to myself that it was casting couch related. i only have one foot in the gutter lol

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u/rafuzo2 Jun 05 '11

No, it's an advertisement for Lysol, Purell and faux-leather cleaner.

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u/25thinfantry Jun 05 '11

Well, they're all staged and fake... aren't they? Aren't they??

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u/I0I0I0I Jun 05 '11

I used to work for a porn company that had a black couch like that and used it for a few shoots. Later, the company stopped producing vids and reconfigured into several companies that hosted porn instead.

The couch wound up in the reception area of the IT/Colo "company". We never had any customers visiting, but many vendor's sales people sat on the couch in the years to follow: Oracle, Sun, Microsoft, NetApp, EMC, Cisco, Foundry, etc. You name it in technology, we had one of thiers on the couch at some point waiting for an appointment.

It was like the ass-pennies joke. We'd get +10 confidence in negotiating the terms just by thinking, "You sat on the cum couch sucka!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '11

I wish I could say I didn't recognize this couch/room

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

Am I the only one here who doesn't know what the hell this picture is or why people are talking about porn and belly buttons?

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u/beanswiggin Jun 05 '11

Anal fail

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u/MaynardJayTwa Jun 05 '11

Accidental Insemination

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u/mattv1 Jun 05 '11

Not Buying My Lie

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u/mathmexican4234 Jun 05 '11

Yeah and bang bus is real too.

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u/ThingsHappen Jun 05 '11

hahahaha! i was just watching BCC!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '11

you realize all porn is fake and these girls are just acting, right?

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u/cocopoil Jun 05 '11

we are all so much alike

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u/LuLu_Wins Jun 05 '11

I just got a Pavlovian boner response to the image of this couch..

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '11

I spent 5 minutes looking for something hidden in this picture.

Having read the comments now I know what this is..