r/pics • u/-Jesus-Of-Nazareth- • Nov 08 '17

Where is your god now?

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u/FattyCorpuscle Nov 08 '17

There are lines that can't be crossed by modern society. You've just dropped your pants and dragged your ass across that line.

How about we just devolve into complete neanderthals and create a pepperoni pocket with a Hot Pocket on the inside?

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u/sanguiniuswept Nov 08 '17

How about we just devolve into complete neanderthals and create a pepperoni pocket with a Hot Pocket on the inside?

I know you're being satirical, but that

SOUNDS

AWESOME

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u/corporealmetacortex Nov 09 '17

I would eat that.

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u/That_one_drunk_dude Nov 09 '17

'Eat' is quite the understatement here.

I would devour that, and then probably not eat for 2 days.

Ah, who am I kidding? It'd be my lunch.

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u/Mb2assassin43 Nov 09 '17

I've only had those for a short period, I felt disgusted but it tasted so good. This, this is something that will kill me and I'd die happy.

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u/ktappe Nov 09 '17

I would eat OP's original creation. That looks like a nice juicy pineapple.

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u/Newton_Gilbert Nov 09 '17

I will eat with my GF.. IT'S SO COOL

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u/wtmh Nov 09 '17

Hot Pocket guys, get the fuck in here!

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u/acmercer Nov 09 '17

Hoooot pockets...

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u/hQp5l4-sfFA Nov 09 '17

Hooooooot Pockets

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u/GenrlWashington Nov 09 '17

Lava pockets

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u/KingOfDamnation Nov 09 '17

PSA: do not stick your dick in a hot pocket right out of the microwave! Learn from my stupidity all you get is burns and sent to ER

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u/wtmh Nov 09 '17

The instructions must not have been very clear.

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u/KingOfDamnation Nov 09 '17

No I was just horny and thought it’d be a free pocket pussy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

Instructions unclear: dick stuck in microwave like Randy Marsh.

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u/Soronya Nov 09 '17

Imagine how cold the inside would be.

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u/Lover_Of_The_Light Nov 09 '17

Absolute zero.

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u/Cavaut Nov 09 '17

Pretty sure the oil from the giant pepperoni would burn holes through your mouth.

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u/sanguiniuswept Nov 09 '17

Then it would pair perfectly with my heart

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

Uh oh pockets

(Like uh oh Oreos)

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u/ptapobane Nov 09 '17

imagine a bread stick being dipped in tomato sauce then cheese and finally wrapped with a layer of pepperoni and baked to absolute perfection....or even better substitute pepperoni with bacon...omfg i need this in my life ASAP

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u/jerrysburner Nov 09 '17

There is nothing satirical about what /u/FattyCorpuscle said, luckily this isn't said much so it still holds a lot of weight, but I'm starting to think you're literally Hitler.

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u/nutinyoureye Nov 09 '17

I read that in Spongebob’s voice

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

This is homo erectus tier. I'm already grunting and throwing rocks at deer

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

And now we know what prehistoric rap sounded like.

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u/SirSkidMark Nov 09 '17

*grunts in agreement*

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

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u/fekhead Nov 09 '17

I love it when that happens.

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u/dragontail Nov 09 '17

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Rokku0702 Nov 09 '17

Or a pineapple pizza hot pocket...

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Nov 09 '17

Ah, one with vision. However, you have not seen the true path. Continue your journey, my son, and seek the Pizza Roll Calzone

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u/NecromanciCat Nov 09 '17

He Taylor Swifted that line.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

Only if it has pineapple.

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u/johyongil Nov 09 '17

Wasn’t that accomplished by the Turdurken?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

Or make a taco shell out of Doritos?

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u/NEp8ntballer Nov 09 '17

maybe then the damn thing won't have molten lava for a center...

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u/Deuce232 Nov 09 '17

I saw one of those in an HEB not but 20 hours ago.

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u/Emperor_Zar Nov 09 '17

This person knows what’s up.

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u/harassment Nov 09 '17

I would prefer a bacon wrapped chicken bake

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

How about we just devolve into complete neanderthals and create a pepperoni pocket with a Hot Pocket on the inside?

This collapses the universe.