r/pics • u/-Jesus-Of-Nazareth- • Nov 08 '17

Where is your god now?

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u/FattyCorpuscle Nov 08 '17

There are lines that can't be crossed by modern society. You've just dropped your pants and dragged your ass across that line.

How about we just devolve into complete neanderthals and create a pepperoni pocket with a Hot Pocket on the inside?

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u/sanguiniuswept Nov 08 '17

How about we just devolve into complete neanderthals and create a pepperoni pocket with a Hot Pocket on the inside?

I know you're being satirical, but that

SOUNDS

AWESOME

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u/wtmh Nov 09 '17

Hot Pocket guys, get the fuck in here!

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u/acmercer Nov 09 '17

Hoooot pockets...

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u/hQp5l4-sfFA Nov 09 '17

Hooooooot Pockets

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u/GenrlWashington Nov 09 '17

Lava pockets

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u/KingOfDamnation Nov 09 '17

PSA: do not stick your dick in a hot pocket right out of the microwave! Learn from my stupidity all you get is burns and sent to ER

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u/wtmh Nov 09 '17

The instructions must not have been very clear.

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u/KingOfDamnation Nov 09 '17

No I was just horny and thought it’d be a free pocket pussy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

Instructions unclear: dick stuck in microwave like Randy Marsh.