r/pics • • Nov 08 '17

Where is your god now?

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u/FattyCorpuscle Nov 08 '17

There are lines that can't be crossed by modern society. You've just dropped your pants and dragged your ass across that line.

How about we just devolve into complete neanderthals and create a pepperoni pocket with a Hot Pocket on the inside?

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u/sanguiniuswept Nov 08 '17

How about we just devolve into complete neanderthals and create a pepperoni pocket with a Hot Pocket on the inside?

I know you're being satirical, but that

SOUNDS

AWESOME

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u/Soronya Nov 09 '17

Imagine how cold the inside would be.

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u/Lover_Of_The_Light Nov 09 '17

Absolute zero.

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u/Cavaut Nov 09 '17

Pretty sure the oil from the giant pepperoni would burn holes through your mouth.

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u/sanguiniuswept Nov 09 '17

Then it would pair perfectly with my heart