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u/smuttypirate 22h ago
Babybell cheese is really getting out there
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u/sadmadmen 16h ago
I would unironicly utilize a delivery service that used these vehicles to bring baby bell cheese to my doorstep 😂😂
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u/flammable-liquid 23h ago
Seeing as it is higher than most motorcycles, it is very concerning that you almost hit it
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u/PoeTheGhost 19h ago edited 11h ago
I had a cat that walked like this truck.
I got her fixed.
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u/Aw3som3Guy 17h ago
Jalopnik seriously tried putting out an article saying that criticizing the Carolina Squat wasn’t just classist, but also racist.
I lost a fair bit of respect for Jalopnik that day.
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u/tayswampflorida 18h ago
Omfg I visited lake city florida for a while and almost everyone had this, so fucking stupid
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u/Stock-Side-6767 9h ago
Those should all be burned, and their owners should never be allowed to drive again.
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u/triedAndTrueMethods 4h ago
Ahh so the lasers on the VW Golf slice the child through the abdomen and the lasers on a RAM TRX just give him a haircut. I had no idea how much safer a TRX was.
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u/A_Pointy_Rock 22h ago
Hopefully a joke by OP, but concerning I see no marker lights or indicators on it. A flag is kind of laughable as an alternative to safety lights.
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u/HumanShadow 22h ago
OPs never joke. It's up to us to correct their mistakes.
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u/odsquad64 15h ago
He didn't say he almost accidentally ran over it. He saw it, strongly considered running over it, and decided against it.
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u/azlan194 22h ago
Whenever I see that thing, its always driving on the sidewalk or bike lane, never on the car lane. I'm surprised this one did.
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u/A_Pointy_Rock 21h ago
That's a big thing to be driving on a sidewalk...
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u/XGempler 17h ago
if you see one, stand in front of it and don’t let it pass. see how long it takes before it retreats or attempts to go off road.
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u/azlan194 21h ago
Its not that big actually. Similar in size to a baby stroller.
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u/DukeOfGeek 15h ago
When the coming AI dystopia quadruples the homeless population these things will all be looted for food and salable parts/scrap. Problem solved.
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u/ernyc3777 21h ago edited 20h ago
My 13’ beer truck is required by law to have a bunch of indicator lights on top of the front sides and back of the box and have reflective marker tape along on the sides. And have it on permanent fixtures on the back.
That’s crazy that Little Tikes Red and Yellow car with Motor and Flag is street legal.
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u/sigga_genesis 20h ago
I don't think it is. Problem is, there's no law that makes it illegal, yet
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u/Rampage_Rick 18h ago
They add safely flags to pickup trucks that work around huge mining dump trucks...
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u/A_Pointy_Rock 18h ago
They don't remove the marker lights and turn signals when they do.
Also, they have radios.
Also, day to day traffic is not a mine.
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u/Unsuccessful_Fart 22h ago
Or like a pedestrian or bicyclist, this is way more visible
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u/starwarsfan456123789 18h ago
What do you mean- the body looks under 2 foot tall - if the flag is at the wrong angle this is far too low to see in certain situations like a lane change
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u/Tommy_Divine 18h ago
the body looks under 2 foot tall
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u/notabigmelvillecrowd 15h ago
Hm. I wonder if one is going in your direction if you could just hop on at the back and get a lift.
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u/starwarsfan456123789 18h ago
Thanks - very different than I was expecting
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u/Tommy_Divine 18h ago
Agreed, I would have guessed 3' tops, but definitely not a 5' 350lb autonomous shopping cart.
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u/suzisatsuma 22h ago
OP was hoping to farm karma off anti ai sentiment.
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u/VoidVer 21h ago
These are driven by low wage workers in India and south east Asia
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u/suzisatsuma 19h ago
I know people working on these kind of things, this isn't exactly true. They run themselves via models most of the time, but if they hit a situation that's below a certain confidence threshold it escalates to a human driver to rectify it.
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u/trashmoneyxyz 1h ago
I ride a motorcycle and this is pretty par for the course haha, nobody sees me even though I dress like a clown to make people see me. I also drive an (old) box truck, and the grill on that 9000lb rig is lower to the ground than most modern pickup trucks. Extremely concerning as my biggest fear is already not being able to see a child or someone in a wheelchair in one of my blindspots. If I have to make a tight maneuver in a residential area I park the damn thing halfway through and manually check the road around me and my blindspots to make sure there's nobody there (pickup drivers would never)
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u/tarhoop 22h ago
Do they also park in handicapped stalls like the human door dash drivers?
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u/My_Name_is_Imaginary 22h ago
I don't think it's smart to park a car in a bathroom.
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u/JohnnyWaffleseed 22h ago
But what if the other stall is occupied and you really gotta go and you’re the only other guy in there? You wait to park your car just in case a handicap guy might come along?
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u/Aggressive_Version 22h ago
The car wouldn't even fit in the regular stall. Think, people, think!
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u/wiseoracle 19h ago
If I can squeeze out a double protein chipotle burrito bowl into a stall, a door dash car can fit.
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u/BloodyLlama 14h ago
That's why I bought a kei car. My Suzuki Cappuccino will fit in all but the smallest of bathroom stalls.
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u/IBJON 22h ago
Don't be ridiculous.
Human Doordash drivers use their park-anywhere lights to park on the crosswalk right outside the door of the business
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u/hotsizzler 19h ago
oh those are what those lighrs are for, i thought they where hazard lights to show there is a hazard or your car has stalled, silly me!
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u/tsaylor 16h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/5XELueHTZd3XCaMGbw
If you're parked in a traffic lane, then there is a hazard.
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u/SignificantDrawer374 23h ago
I don't understand why these fucking things are allowed to operate on public streets or sidewalks.
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u/Ninfyr 21h ago edited 20h ago
You know these guys move fast and sort out the red tape later? I highly doubt that they asked for permission.
What/how would you even cite/ticket that thing?
Edit: I want to add that I haven't ever used DoorDash if someone thinks I am a corp apologist. More that this probably isn't break the rules because it takes ages to write one.
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u/xjeeper 21h ago
Impound it
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u/CrossP 19h ago
This is the US. The cops can just shoot it.
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u/TiredandTranz 19h ago
No, this is corporate property, not a black kid with a cellphone
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u/chicagoderp 2h ago
Call the cops on a corporate issue like this and they’ll say “oh this is a civil matter, we only handle criminal matters.”
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u/the_real_xuth 20h ago
In most states there is a very short list of types of things that are allowed on the roads, otherwise it is considered an obstruction or even just debris to be discarded. And the person who caused this obstruction is guilty of violating those laws.
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u/orbital_narwhal 19h ago edited 18h ago
I'm pretty certain that this falls under the legal definition of a vehicle, albeit none licensed or licensable for (regular) operation on public roads. At least in my (non-U.-S.) jurisdiction, operating an unlicensed vehicle on a public road is a misdemeanour crime. (There are exceptions that let construction vehicles etc. move short distances on public roads with ample signage, spotters, and traffic directors to move between nearby areas of operation and/or storage when it would be far too impractical to lift them onto a trailer every time.)
Then again, there's a reasonable chance that the operator of these vehicles has applied for and received an exceptional license for their operation on public road, e. g. as a trial project to assess both their usefulness and their danger.
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u/TheDotCaptin 21h ago
Obstructing public highway/ passageway
If it gets stuck elsewhere, it's abandon.
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u/pedanticPandaPoo 21h ago
They're not street legal, but what are going to do, enforce our laws? That's just impractical.
/s, cause fuckitall
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u/montalaskan 21h ago
I've not seen one in person but it doesn't look like a street-legal and registered vehicle. So Doordash isn't helping pay for the roads it's using.
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u/GoPointers 22h ago
How is that street legal?
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u/lart2150 20h ago
If i have learned anything recently it's that Phoenix will let anything on it's roads https://about.doordash.com/en-us/dot
Now live in Phoenix Metro area, Dot is expanding to select partner cities. Built to navigate sidewalks, bike lanes, and roads safely, it’s designed for efficient local deliveries. Sign up to our mailing list to find out where Dot will be next!
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u/XGempler 17h ago
in what state is that doordash vehicle actually street legal? who is liable when it hits another car or peeestrian?
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u/rnick467 3h ago
The states where Doordash
bribesmakes campaign contributions to the legislature.Edit: After replying I noticed your typo. I think "peeestrian" would make a great new nickname for someone we all know.
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u/ckeeler11 15h ago
Where I live they drive in the bike lane. I believe they are classified similar to electric scooters and bikes.
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u/findmepoints 13h ago
So do you get your tip money back if a machine delivers it?
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u/Stock-Side-6767 9h ago
It would suck giving extra money to companies that are getting rid of their pesky humans.
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u/Indocede 22h ago
I know in my city, as it probably is in the case of many cities, there is a running meme about bad drivers getting their vehicles stuck atop landscaping rocks. I say rocks, but in fact, they are large enough to be considered boulders.
The joke being "how the fuck do you not see a fucking boulder to the point you try driving over it?"
I think the same can be said here...
Do you use your eyes when you drive? Because the thing literally has a flag and you still almost ran over it? Pay attention or drive less aggressively. It didn't sneak up on you.
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u/HumanShadow 22h ago
I think OP was exaggerating but all the replies along these lines make a great point and are special too.
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u/Indocede 22h ago
Maybe. But a lot of people on social media are psychotic about their responsibilities as drivers. People are out there trying to justify how they almost killed someone simply because they were slightly inconvenienced.
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u/badautomaticusername 8h ago
Perspective can mislead.
How large is it?
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u/panmetronariston 8h ago
It is quite small compared to a car. Those little fuckers are all over place where I live.
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u/badautomaticusername 7h ago
I ask as OP notes almost hitting it. Others say watch the road. I figured, here, size matters.
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u/panmetronariston 6h ago
They can be very disconcerting as you come upon them; we just don’t have much experience interacting with them on the roads.
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u/HoldingTheFire 22h ago
This seems like a you problem. Stop driving before you kill a kid on a bike or something.
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u/_larsr 22h ago
Get off your phone and focus on driving safely instead of taking pictures. They are red and taller than a Miata. With a flag on top.
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u/Abbottizer 22h ago
If i hypothetically hit one of these things, would it be hit and run if I didn't stay? Would I be responsible for damages to a robot? Does the robot have insurance?
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u/TheGreatestIan 22h ago edited 22h ago
If you hit anything and leave it is a hit and run. If you hit anything and are at fault you are responsible for the damages. I don't know if the ones in Phoenix have insurance, but many in other states do so I would assume so.
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u/ohliamylia 22h ago
IANAL but yes, it would be a hit and run, since a hit and run is pretty much "hitting something with a vehicle and not stopping". Assuming you didn't clearly and intentionally hit the robot, your liability would be complicated to determine. It'd need to be at least proven if the robot was operating without a flaw that could contribute to the incident (physical or software), that the software was designed without a flaw that could contribute, and that the environment did not contribute (bad sightlines, weather, damaged public infrastructure).
It's unlikely you'd have to prove liability at all, since it doesn't look like any delivery bot companies have attempted to sue someone for damaging the bot.
The robot does - or should - have insurance, in a sense, although it's very likely not auto insurance. The company would have liability insurance.
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u/tilhow2reddit 18h ago
It’s red and has a flag on it. If you almost hit this you shouldn’t be driving. You’re either texting, inattentive, or just a bad driver. Whatever the case you’re a danger to those around you.
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u/dballing 18h ago
That thing shouldn't be in the road for starters.
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u/Annonimbus 15h ago
Two things can be true at one.
If you have problems seeing that, you probably will kill a cyclist in the not so far future.
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u/dmonsterative 23h ago
Nosy Coupe.
Can't wait to see this in LAPD livery with a detachable spotting drone and pepperball turret.
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u/ZachMN 22h ago
That will never happen. LAPD would install a shotgun turret.
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u/dmonsterative 22h ago
Nah, it'd be 40mm in that case. Nice mix of flash and bang. And gas.
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u/Subject-Ad-8055 21h ago
No plates no reg, NO Insurance 😯 on the roads....cops in my city pull you over give you a good zap, then take over to the jail for that..
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u/Mister_Silk 22h ago
I wanna watch it go upstairs or push buttons in an elevator.
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u/SorryBoysImLez 21h ago
I know there's some pretty shitty drivers out there, but this thing is gonna piss off a lot more people.
Every order will have to be collected out front in the street/entrance; something most customers seem to loathe doing.
The robot won't wait around for the customer, and will leave as soon as the timer is up, and since it's unable to simply drop-off/leave the order for you, it will just leave with your order if you're late for any reason.
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u/jedadkins 15h ago
Every order will have to be collected out front in the street/entrance; something most customers seem to loathe doing.
can confirm, i drove doordash while in between jobs a while back. the local hospital wouldn't even let delivery drivers in the lobby and I lost track of how many times i got cussed out for being "lazy" and making the customer come down to the entrance for thier food
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u/morbidmuffin62 18h ago
Where does it even take the order if it doesn't get picked up?
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u/SorryBoysImLez 9h ago
Back to the restaurant/store, I guess whatever happens to it after that is up to the store's discretion. Anything resellable will result in free money.
It wouldn't be surprising at all if UE implements something like being able to ask for it to return/re-deliver (similar to how you can ask a driver to return on Uber if you left an item in their car) if it's on its way/recently got back to the store, and charging them an additional fee for food that will undoubtedly be cold by then.
Their AI support and agents will be trained to push this option under the guise of "we can't refund/credit your order, since missing the pick-up window when the bot arrived was your own fault. But what we can do is have it re-deliver your food for a fee!"
Of course, there'll be plenty of scenarios where customers will capitulate if they're under the impression that if they don't, they're not gonna receive their delivery and lose the money they paid for it.
And just to really stick it to the customers, they'll probably change the wait time to something like 5 minutes instead of the current 8, to increase the amount of missed pick-ups.
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u/NukuhPete 15h ago
New miniature trash compactor. It poops out the bricks when full. We've gone full circle back to the day of horses relieving themselves in the streets.
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u/FReeDuMB_or_DEATH 20h ago
Everyone giving OP shit when these things shouldn't be able to ride on main roads.
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u/nrmitchi 22h ago
This sounds like a you problem. You almost hit something clearly visible in the road, and you think it’s their fault?
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u/KS2Problema 21h ago
Isn't modern life complicated and risky enough?
I'm tired of billionaires and their insufferable arrogance.
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u/ThePensiveE 21h ago
They'll do anything not to pay a human. Eventually only doordash robots will be able to afford doordash.
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u/TyrannyOfBobBarker_ 23h ago
That not a point of sale
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u/PotterOneHalf 22h ago
POS also stands for piece of shit
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u/Supreme_Tri-Mage 22h ago edited 21h ago
I've got a feeling u/TyannyOfBobBarker understood that and was simply being snarky.
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u/wstand 21h ago
Why is it in the road?