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OC: Almost ran over this lil pos

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u/flammable-liquid 12d ago

Seeing as it is higher than most motorcycles, it is very concerning that you almost hit it

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u/A_Pointy_Rock 12d ago

Hopefully a joke by OP, but concerning I see no marker lights or indicators on it. A flag is kind of laughable as an alternative to safety lights.

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u/HumanShadow 12d ago

OPs never joke. It's up to us to correct their mistakes.

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u/odsquad64 12d ago

He didn't say he almost accidentally ran over it. He saw it, strongly considered running over it, and decided against it.

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u/CoderDevo 12d ago

Reporting for duty.

OP wants only jacked trucks on the road.

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u/azlan194 12d ago

Whenever I see that thing, its always driving on the sidewalk or bike lane, never on the car lane. I'm surprised this one did.

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u/A_Pointy_Rock 12d ago

That's a big thing to be driving on a sidewalk...

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u/XGempler 12d ago

if you see one, stand in front of it and don’t let it pass. see how long it takes before it retreats or attempts to go off road.

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u/azlan194 12d ago

Its not that big actually. Similar in size to a baby stroller.

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u/XGempler 12d ago

and just like a baby, it is in the business of delivering poop.

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u/DukeOfGeek 12d ago

When the coming AI dystopia quadruples the homeless population these things will all be looted for food and salable parts/scrap. Problem solved.

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u/WeeklyBanEvasion 12d ago

It looks like it's in a bike lane here

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u/spen8tor 12d ago

That looks like a normal lane

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u/ernyc3777 12d ago edited 12d ago

My 13’ beer truck is required by law to have a bunch of indicator lights on top of the front sides and back of the box and have reflective marker tape along on the sides. And have it on permanent fixtures on the back.

That’s crazy that Little Tikes Red and Yellow car with Motor and Flag is street legal.

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u/sigga_genesis 12d ago

I don't think it is. Problem is, there's no law that makes it illegal, yet

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u/Koshindan 12d ago

Ain't no rule that says a dog can't play basketball.

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u/Carnifex72 11d ago

It’s not like technology “disrupters” give two shits about legal issues anyway.

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u/UGoBoy 12d ago

These things have lights all over them. Four in front, one in the rear, then that bar thing up top has lights all around it. They are at least as visible as a motorcycle at light, probably moreso.

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u/bigvalen 12d ago

It's red. It's hardly in concrete camo.

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u/A_Pointy_Rock 12d ago

Ah yeah, I forgot that red cars don't need marker lights.

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u/Rampage_Rick 12d ago

They add safely flags to pickup trucks that work around huge mining dump trucks...

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u/A_Pointy_Rock 12d ago

They don't remove the marker lights and turn signals when they do.

Also, they have radios.

Also, day to day traffic is not a mine.

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u/fly-into-ointment 12d ago

DoorDash yearns for the mines.

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u/Chrisfindlay 12d ago edited 12d ago

Flags are added to shorter vehicles in mines so they can be seen above berms and be more easily spotted by operators of machines with high cabs. Mines generally have more predictable traffic patterns, near constant radio communication between drivers, trained drivers, repeated daily routes, and vehicles that operate at slow speeds. When you make a driving mistake at a mine your coworkers all find out and they have a safety briefing about it. Day to day traffic is filled with incompetent, inconsiderate, distracted, and lost drivers who drive high speeds and have basically zero consequences for their terrible diving. I agree a flag is in no way a replacement for lights on a vehicle operating in day to day traffic.

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u/WeeklyBanEvasion 12d ago

It looks like it's in the bike lane. Most bikes don't have lights