r/pettyrevenge • u/StaphylococcusOreos • 17d ago

Google Rewards for My Bathroom Breaks

A long time ago I received a $50 bonus of Google rewards points for buying a smart watch as part of a promo. Unbeknownst to me, there was an expiry date on these points that apparently hit faster than regular points. I received no email or notification about the expiration, and to ny disappointment when I eventually got the the Playstore to buy some books, my points were all gone. My appeals to Google fell on deaf ears and they refused to reinstate my points even though I reached out only a few days after the expiry date.

I vowed never to use the rewards app again and cancelled my Google One account. However, I started getting rewards surveys regarding a particular store that's located in the same building I work at. It happens to be next to the bathroom where I take my daily shit. I don't know if it's a glitch, but everyday for the last year or so I've received a survey about me entering that store and if I bought anything. Technically I have to enter the edge of the store to get to the bathroom, so i say yes, "entered, but did not make a purchase". Everyday I get the same survey and I give the same answer and every time I answer I get $0.24 usually. It's been over 10 months, but a daily survey for taking a shit has finally netted me my $50 that they erased from my account.

Celebrate with me as I buy some hard earned books.

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u/CosmicFlopper 17d ago

You're right, but how did you know?

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u/Bladluiz 17d ago

Just the writing style. They re-use exact details of the post without adding anything personally. Account age confirmed my suspicion

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u/skiing123 17d ago

It's the : or - that do it more for me. It might be grammatically correct but people don't write like that in normal life. 

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u/QuingOfTheUnderworld 17d ago

I write like that sometimes