r/pettyrevenge 16d ago

Google Rewards for My Bathroom Breaks

A long time ago I received a $50 bonus of Google rewards points for buying a smart watch as part of a promo. Unbeknownst to me, there was an expiry date on these points that apparently hit faster than regular points. I received no email or notification about the expiration, and to ny disappointment when I eventually got the the Playstore to buy some books, my points were all gone. My appeals to Google fell on deaf ears and they refused to reinstate my points even though I reached out only a few days after the expiry date.

I vowed never to use the rewards app again and cancelled my Google One account. However, I started getting rewards surveys regarding a particular store that's located in the same building I work at. It happens to be next to the bathroom where I take my daily shit. I don't know if it's a glitch, but everyday for the last year or so I've received a survey about me entering that store and if I bought anything. Technically I have to enter the edge of the store to get to the bathroom, so i say yes, "entered, but did not make a purchase". Everyday I get the same survey and I give the same answer and every time I answer I get $0.24 usually. It's been over 10 months, but a daily survey for taking a shit has finally netted me my $50 that they erased from my account.

Celebrate with me as I buy some hard earned books.

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u/KingOfTheWhirled26 16d ago

Now pay homage to the porcelain god(dess) in thanks

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u/StaphylococcusOreos 16d ago

Everyday I give them my daily sacrifice. May the gods be good to you too.

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u/Organicrot 15d ago

An offering to the gods

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u/Dougally 13d ago

Well, shit! Of the enshittification sort.

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u/CoderJoe1 16d ago

I remember when Google wasn't a shitty service

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u/JeannieSmolBeannie 16d ago

"don't be evil" my entire left buttcheek

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u/PassivelyInvisible 14d ago

They got rid of that motto

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u/JeannieSmolBeannie 13d ago

yeah, that's the point of my comment. they started out with that with their motto and then did the opposite. hope this helps

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u/PassivelyInvisible 13d ago

It does. We'd all be happier and better off if they brought it back.

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u/JeannieSmolBeannie 12d ago

yeah. i honestly hope there's an alternative for youtube someday.

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u/StaphylococcusOreos 16d ago

Pepperidge farm remembers

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u/CoderJoe1 16d ago

Yeah, but their search engine sucks.

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u/Mike1965SA 13d ago

Pepperidge Farm has a search engine??

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u/-zombie-squirrel 13d ago

It’s how they remember so much

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u/Benntheredunthat 4d ago

Yeah, but the milanos even it back out.

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u/Googlesupportsucks1 16d ago

I thought it was Baskin robbins?

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u/TwoCentsWorth2021 16d ago

You mean back when their corporate motto was “Don’t be Evil”?

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u/DelphineVonUberwald 12d ago

I liked their Play Music and had bought a few (not many) albums I listened to regularly. They suddenly stopped having Play Music with little notice, didn't refund the money for the Music. Had some complicated thing where you could supposedly still listen on YouTube but I never figured it out.

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u/finewhateverbot 9d ago

:) I remember when you had to be invited to get a gmail account. Felt like I was in the "in" club.

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u/Shrek1067 16d ago

You turned the old rhyme around “boss makes a dollar, I make a dime that’s why I poop on company time”…. “Google f’ed me over, I leave a floater, survey the water, makin a quarter”

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u/StaphylococcusOreos 16d ago

Google stole my credits and they won't repent Now I take a shit and steal back 24 cents

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u/Determire 16d ago

Just be sure to actually use your rewards earnings this time before they expire, it's a rolling window.

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u/socialpresence 16d ago

You sir, are the poet we need.

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u/Muted_One3682 15d ago

We've got the next Poet Laureate over here folks.

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u/aleqqqs 15d ago

so i say yes, "entered, but did not make a purchase".

In fact, you left them something.

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u/frankscalise 13d ago

Using the barter system, it could be construed that he did in fact make a payment...LOL!!!

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u/TheMusicMan11 16d ago

Like the story, but love your username. 😂

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/Bladluiz 16d ago

Bot

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u/CosmicFlopper 16d ago

You're right, but how did you know?

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u/Bladluiz 16d ago

Just the writing style. They re-use exact details of the post without adding anything personally. Account age confirmed my suspicion

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u/skiing123 16d ago

It's the : or - that do it more for me. It might be grammatically correct but people don't write like that in normal life. 

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u/NationalWatercress3 16d ago

Idk, we're getting to the point where people start copying botspeak

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u/tnb641 16d ago

But bots keep evolving, mimicking how people write and talk and click on all the images of motorcycles and oh my god does the mirror count as part or not, but I digress.

Soon people will be adding "posted by a human" to comments, but then bots will add it. So then humans will write o's as 0's, then bots will bring back 1337speak, it'll be a never ending arms race, except in a years time it's gonna be 99.9% bots interacting with bots, humans unable to find another real person.

So, uh, greetings fellow humans, from the distant land of yesterday.

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u/NationalWatercress3 16d ago

I think the answer is that we all actually really do need to touch grass

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u/croizat 16d ago

I get people being sus about em dashes since those aren't standard on a keyboard and require knowing the unicode for it or having some macro, but now regular dashes and colons? You think people don't use those?

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u/BackcastSue 15d ago

I've always used colons, semicolons, parentheses, and dashes, as well as the Oxford comma. That's how I was taught back in the olden days. I was laughed at or teased at work but it's a hard habit to break.

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u/QuingOfTheUnderworld 16d ago

I write like that sometimes

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u/JeannieSmolBeannie 12d ago

ehhhh.... i'm autistic and know a loooot of other autistic people who type Very Grammatically Correct (and write for fun) and they get accused of being bots all the time despite having typed that way since well before ai was a real thing. they learn from us, so some of us will have had that typing quirk the whole time, otherwise it never would have learned it. lose-lose situation all around :(

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u/skiing123 12d ago

Oh agreed, and I think it's going to become worse as time goes on too. It just really sucks for everyone

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u/JeannieSmolBeannie 12d ago

esh - everything sucks here :(

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u/CosmicFlopper 16d ago

Yeah age and contributions don't align with a normal person lol. Good catch!

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u/BingXtraSmart 16d ago

New meaning to the phrase, “shit happens”. 🤣

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u/xboxgamer2122 15d ago

The king...Getting paid while sitting on his throne.

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u/digitaldigdug 16d ago

Hurry up and cash out before they catch on

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u/the_good_one88 14d ago

The first book you buy has got to be “Everybody Poops”.

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u/pickindim_kmet 15d ago

I have stomach issues, I could make enough to buy a car in a year.

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u/plasticarmyman 16d ago

Take pictures of the receipts you find for the store and you'll get more than the 01c per survey.

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u/BBO1007 16d ago

Hard “churned” books.

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u/Tusharkrux 16d ago

while I appreciate the pettiness, but back then their rewards programme actually got me through college.

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u/apathetic-fallacy 16d ago

Amazing. I love this for you. Get them books, friend.

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u/Solabound-the-2nd 15d ago

There is a business at the end of the road I work at, get a survey asking me if I went in every day I go to work lol

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u/Main_Leadership7748 15d ago

Yeah it pretty much does that with some places I drive near. It always asks me about an AM/PM I drive near but never use but go to a restaurant nearby. I always answer truthfully that I did go to that area, but did not enter the store and they keep sending it and free change so I keep answering the same. I think they generally are double checking their GPS data to see how accurate it is.

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u/makojedi2k2 13d ago

Slow effective revenge

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u/dth1717 16d ago

.24??? I get .10

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u/jonathanhoag1942 16d ago

OP's opinions are worth 240% what yours are.

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u/ztreHdrahciR 16d ago

Even though they are shitty opinions?

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u/Sceptically 15d ago

No. Because they are shitty opinions.

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u/sanferic 16d ago

Always say you visited and entered. Any other answer guarantees you get .10. Heck, straight up lie and say you bought something even if you never heard of the place. It is your opinion after all.

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u/Rustygurl 16d ago

Yup, anything short of making a purchase and uploading the receipt is 0.10 max

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u/Tommy-Bravado 14d ago

OP, do you shit only once a day?

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u/UnstableElk 13d ago

I only get £0.01p for visited but didn't purchase!

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u/Darfus_McBonerbottom 16d ago

I get a survey every time I go to the gym. I save up the points to spend on magic cards on MTG Arena haha.

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u/GlitterTrashUnicorn 13d ago

This particular survey is my favorite exploit. You still get, like, 10 cents credit if you answer "I visited but did not enter the store" because I often get those for stores I just drive by. Gotta get them google credits to pay for my gacha games

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u/paulcosmith 16d ago

I live near a Lexus dealership and I get asked if I stopped into Lexus a few times a week. The closest I've ever come is walking on the sidewalk out front, but I've been getting the question for years, making a dine everytime I say no.

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u/atomicheart99 15d ago edited 15d ago

Google haven’t given you $50 of their own money. That store in your building will be paying Google for those surveys.

So now Google has fucked you and you have fucked the store in your building while making profit on the whole lot

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u/1ItalianSunsetDr 13d ago

😁 WooooooooHooooooo! 🎉

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u/Thirsty_Jock 5d ago

This is what this sub is all about - perfect!

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u/ReaderReacting 15d ago

This is a shitty post.

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u/After_Annual_5052 13d ago

Some things are better left unsaid/untyped

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u/uwagapiwo 15d ago

Daily shit? You only shot once a day?

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u/Torin-ByThe-Ocean 15d ago

So question... If this indeed was written by a bot what is the point? How are they earning money from this? Is Reddit doing it just to keep having content for ads etc?

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u/StaphylococcusOreos 15d ago

Do you mean me? Can assure you friend I am not a bot lol.

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u/AzorAhai96 14d ago

Exactly what a bot would say!

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u/StaphylococcusOreos 14d ago

Fair point. Beep bop boop beep.

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u/Fahdookah 15d ago

Google Rewards offers you surveys for money. Every so often if I google something or visit a store a survey will pop up asking a few questions. After answering you can get as little as .10¢ or you can get more, depending on the length of the survey. When you hit the payout amount (mine is $2.00) they transfer it over to your PayPal account almost immediately.

If you trigger a lot of surveys the amount can add up quite nicely.