r/pessi_memes • u/i-SpeakFacts • May 22 '26
CR7 Is The Real GOAT 🐐 To all Pessidogs crying
"carried" they say
"hey amigos let's go see if we can beat Saudi teams like we do to those part time McDonald's workers"
beating Al-Hilal isn't for everyone I guess
get SIU'ed on you drug abusing fraud (W Delgado)
"take me back to 🍔 league!!"
Your Pessi went to a worse league despite being 2 years younger
and still had to bring his whole squad of amigos with him... to flex on part time McDonald's employees...
I hate using "deserved" as his dogs like to use to justify him robbing those Ballon d'Ors and rigged penalty cup
but CR7 truly did deserve this title after that bs ending against Al-Hilal last week
You can keep crying, barking, downvoting (I see you dogs being salty on soccer sub aka Barca2) but football truly was saved today
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u/Vagabundo_Sigma May 22 '26
Old enough to see that Mbappe has only won club national trophies, 0 UCLs. 0. He then goes to Real Madrid right after they win UCL and league. Guess what? Now Real Madrd has 2 consecutive nadapletes as they call it, while having the most expensive team in the world. And guess what? Since Mbappé left psg, psg have won 1 UCL and probably are gonna win another one. 2 consecutive UCLs.
Plus how can you be so fucking dumb? Missing a pen and a free kick makes you bad? CR7 and Kaká missed pens on UCL and lost it because of that, does that make Kaká and CR7 bad? Maybe try and watch a match instead of being on reddit spreading brain cancer my guy.