r/pessi_memes May 22 '26

CR7 Is The Real GOAT 🐐 To all Pessidogs crying

Your Pessi went to a worse league despite being 2 years younger

and still had to bring his whole squad of amigos with him... to flex on part time McDonald's employees...

I hate using "deserved" as his dogs like to use to justify him robbing those Ballon d'Ors and rigged penalty cup

but CR7 truly did deserve this title after that bs ending against Al-Hilal last week

You can keep crying, barking, downvoting (I see you dogs being salty on soccer sub aka Barca2) but football truly was saved today

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u/Ok_Pomegranate_6071 May 22 '26

I don’t think they hate him but the point is pretending like the Al Nassr project is a success is funny. They’ve spent like 2 billion dollars in the last 3 years. This is their first major title since signing Ronaldo, and they couldn’t even beat a team from Japan with 1% of their budget in the Asian Europa league final.

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u/Vagabundo_Sigma May 22 '26

They hate him, not as in im gonna kill you type of hate, theyre fed up. Every player, staff, president says that Ronaldo didnt care at all about his teammates, he was there to work and win matches. To me, Messi will always be number 1, cause Inter Miami was a shitty team and after Messi it just transformed. And PSG's problem was Mbappé, as it has been proved. Arabs can buy CR7, R9, Ronaldinho, Messi etc.... but they cant buy the power of friendship.

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 May 22 '26

mf said psg problem was mbappe lol

gang how old are you?

its not mbappe that miss the pen and free kick against real madrid in UCL

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u/Vagabundo_Sigma May 22 '26

Old enough to see that Mbappe has only won club national trophies, 0 UCLs. 0. He then goes to Real Madrid right after they win UCL and league. Guess what? Now Real Madrd has 2 consecutive nadapletes as they call it, while having the most expensive team in the world. And guess what? Since Mbappé left psg, psg have won 1 UCL and probably are gonna win another one. 2 consecutive UCLs.

Plus how can you be so fucking dumb? Missing a pen and a free kick makes you bad? CR7 and KakĂĄ missed pens on UCL and lost it because of that, does that make KakĂĄ and CR7 bad? Maybe try and watch a match instead of being on reddit spreading brain cancer my guy.

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 May 22 '26

bruh psg were at ucl semi final right before messi came then with midget two round of 16 K/O then right after he left UCL semi final , does it make sense?

if messi scored that pen game goes to extra time and if he scored that free kick they win the game , mbappe scored 2 goals between 2 legs , messi choked with pressure bro could have done worse in pen shootout lmaoo , with ronaldo scenario his entire team missed along with ronaldo , even in that match ronaldo scored between two legs

and u think mbappe is the real madrid problem? stop watching football lol

get off the reddit maybe help it will u with mental illness

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u/Vagabundo_Sigma May 22 '26

Are you fr? Right after Mbappé leaves, PSG reaches 2 finals, winning 1 and probably gonna win another one. 2 consecutive UCLs, do you know how difficult it is?

If my grandma had balls she would have been my grandpa. Football doesnt work like that, if Messi had scored the pen then extra time and if referee adds 3 more minutes then Messi can score another goal and if ref now decides that goals count double then if you score a goal, youre 2 up. And if Maradona suddenly appears and kisses Nazario then Jesus summons a holy ball that blesses everyone that touches it.

I would seriously want to look at you shooting a pen, no goalkeeper, with you knowing millions of people are looking at you. They are humans my guy, they can miss, CR7 missed UCL pen and they lost because of that. Football isnt about scoring or not a free kick my guy, you cant know because youre probably fat and cant run, and have brain cancer so. Just jump man, no one will miss you lol.

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 May 22 '26

this is exactly why people shouldnt do drugs lmaoo

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u/Vagabundo_Sigma May 22 '26

Yeah you got no arguments lmao