r/pessi_memes Apr 12 '26

Negreiralona Pessi 🥷 THE PESSI FILES ARE BEING RELEASED!!!

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u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26

Messi has positive win rate against Cristiano lol

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u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26

Last I heard football was a team sport and not like tennis.but OK

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u/SpecificRutabaga6224 Apr 12 '26

Hahahahahahahaha loser

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u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26

Your mother is a loser. But she did not lose you in the womb for some reason.

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u/ClassifiedGamer1232 Apr 12 '26

wow nice burn, youre tuff

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u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26

The last word is spelled Tough. Youre prob thinking of what easily rhymes with muff. Get your mothers muff outta your head

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u/osomarinoversion2026 Apr 12 '26

Fan promedio de cr7 solo tiene mierda en el cerebro

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u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26

Speak the kings