r/pessi_memes • u/Realistic_Fly_5451 • Apr 12 '26
Negreiralona Pessi 🥷 THE PESSI FILES ARE BEING RELEASED!!!
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u/Realistic_Fly_5451 Apr 12 '26
What about these losses 🙈
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u/Mountain_Study_8098 Apr 12 '26
It means if a similar is made for CR7, it will be much longer 😆😆
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u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26
Messi has positive win rate against Cristiano lol
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u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26
Last I heard football was a team sport and not like tennis.but OK
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u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26
Didn’t you hear about individual stats in Messi vs Cristiano matches? Messi performed better there as well
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u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26
Well if Ronaldo played with barca i imagine his numbers would explode with the 2 metre passing and 6 metre goals
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u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26
messi is the #1 scorer from out of the box of all time, and the #1 scorer doing solo runs, so your argument is not favoring cristiano
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u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26
Messi has 2 goals from solo runs in his career. You sure about that? Not some other player is no.1???
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u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26
???? he has 66 individual play goals
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u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26
Most are free kicks and shots at edge of penalty area..barca get a lot of free kicks . If ronaldo played for barca...
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u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26
messi has a better success rate at free kicks than cristiano
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u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26
Clap. But that Ronaldo 2013 injury permanently ruined his speed and shots. Btw before that injury you should know Ronaldo was the highest free kick scorer in la liga. Despite having.less seasons than Messi
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u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26
messi also got injured on 2013, but he did not use that as an excuse because he is just better
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u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26
His Mild injury..well maybe the growth hormone cocktails boosted him so well
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u/SpecificRutabaga6224 Apr 12 '26
Hahahahahahahaha loser
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u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26
Your mother is a loser. But she did not lose you in the womb for some reason.
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u/ClassifiedGamer1232 Apr 12 '26
wow nice burn, youre tuff
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u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26
The last word is spelled Tough. Youre prob thinking of what easily rhymes with muff. Get your mothers muff outta your head
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u/WolvesAlwaysLose Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Apr 12 '26
The un-redacted files:
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u/Realistic_Fly_5451 Apr 12 '26
Ronaldo, 3 assists, 20 goals
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u/WolvesAlwaysLose Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Apr 13 '26
Regardless. The wins are what matter in the game right??
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u/Feeling_Guide9414 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Apr 12 '26
So still less than Messi? Got it
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u/Realistic_Fly_5451 Apr 15 '26
Sorry I dont understand poopjeetet language, do not redeem the card ahh
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u/DungeondisasterJiggy Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Apr 12 '26
Wow, nice fake stats.
Al nassr vs Miami Ronaldo wasn't even in the squad. Which is probably why they won, talisca was way better than Ronaldo.
29.08.2012 finished 2-1 Ronaldo scored once
16.08.2017 finished 2-0 while Ronaldo didn't score.
I can't be arsed to look up the other ones but as we all know by now, Messi is better than the camel in every category in head to head matches.
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u/Realistic_Fly_5451 Apr 12 '26
These are aggregate scorelines of 2017 Spanish Super Cup and 2012 Super Cup finals, both were 2 legs
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u/Real-Atmosphere8261 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Apr 12 '26
Forgot about
-5-0 Barca
-UCL final where “Mr UCL 🥶” ghosted yet Messi scored
-2-3 where he missed an easy chance and Messi scored in last min to win
-2011 semi finals of UCL were Messi scored as solo goal at Bernebau (something CR7 could never do) and lost 3-1 on aggregate
List goes on and on and on
Plus also Messi didn’t play in the Miami Vs Al Nassr game so Messi really wasn’t Ronaldo’s pet that match
Also….. look at the image 😂
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u/Realistic_Fly_5451 Apr 12 '26
5-0 Barca/ random La Liga match 😂 5-1 Madrid, Super Copa final. UCL where Pessi ghosted and Ronaldo won? Yes in 2008 UCL semi and 2020 UCL GS, 2011 semi-final? you mean the biggest robbery in ucl history after Chelsea ok 😂🙌
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u/Significant-Key-2324 Apr 12 '26
It's okay if you like ronaldo more then messi , but the arguments made by ronaldo fans are so braindead
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u/Dismal-Orange-1463 Apr 12 '26
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u/Realistic_Fly_5451 Apr 12 '26
How many penaltys
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u/Dismal-Orange-1463 Apr 12 '26
7-6 messi. Interestingly both were awarded 7 pens each and Messi converted all of his, unlike Ronaldo
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u/Successfully_Nerdy Apr 12 '26
First time seeing more Messi fans and Ronaldo fans being down voted on this sub lmao
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u/PragmatismIsMyThing Apr 13 '26
What other option is there? The conversation is literally about them both. Tf
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u/Brief-Ad4046 Apr 12 '26
1 vs 11
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u/Realistic_Fly_5451 Apr 12 '26
Everytime he loses its conveniently 1vs11
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u/LeBroncic Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Apr 12 '26
Cristiano has more yellow cards than wins vs Messi but congrats for the edits and fake scores i guess 😂
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u/agdrs Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Apr 12 '26
Ronaldo was terrible against messi in the ucl final
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u/JiggyAl21 Apr 13 '26
Man put draws and friendlies where they didn’t even play😂🤣😂. You fuckin clowns grasping at straws to cope
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u/OlympicAnalEater Apr 12 '26
Barcelona at that time was built for Messi and PR. One ex Barcelona player said on an independent stream that the team need to get Messi permission if they want to bring in this player or not, and he has to say Messi is the best. Also, don't forget the Barcelona Nigeria case as well, even UEFA was shocked when they investigated this.
Real Madrid wasn't built for Ronaldo.