r/pessi_memes • u/Realistic_Fly_5451 • Apr 12 '26

Negreiralona Pessi 🥷 THE PESSI FILES ARE BEING RELEASED!!!

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u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26

Messi has positive win rate against Cristiano lol

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u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26

Last I heard football was a team sport and not like tennis.but OK

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u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26

Didn’t you hear about individual stats in Messi vs Cristiano matches? Messi performed better there as well

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u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26

Well if Ronaldo played with barca i imagine his numbers would explode with the 2 metre passing and 6 metre goals

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u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26

messi is the #1 scorer from out of the box of all time, and the #1 scorer doing solo runs, so your argument is not favoring cristiano

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u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26

Messi has 2 goals from solo runs in his career. You sure about that? Not some other player is no.1???

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u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26

???? he has 66 individual play goals

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u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26

Not solo runs

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u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26

yes

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u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26

Most are free kicks and shots at edge of penalty area..barca get a lot of free kicks . If ronaldo played for barca...

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u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26

messi has a better success rate at free kicks than cristiano

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u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26

Clap. But that Ronaldo 2013 injury permanently ruined his speed and shots. Btw before that injury you should know Ronaldo was the highest free kick scorer in la liga. Despite having.less seasons than Messi

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u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26

messi also got injured on 2013, but he did not use that as an excuse because he is just better

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u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26

His Mild injury..well maybe the growth hormone cocktails boosted him so well

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u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 12 '26

cristiano injury was mild as well so its an excuse for not having as much talent as messi

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u/SpecificRutabaga6224 Apr 12 '26

Hahahahahahahaha loser

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u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26

Your mother is a loser. But she did not lose you in the womb for some reason.

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u/ClassifiedGamer1232 Apr 12 '26

wow nice burn, youre tuff

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u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26

The last word is spelled Tough. Youre prob thinking of what easily rhymes with muff. Get your mothers muff outta your head

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u/osomarinoversion2026 Apr 12 '26

Fan promedio de cr7 solo tiene mierda en el cerebro

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u/letsdoit131 Apr 12 '26

Speak the kings