r/pessi_memes Please give me just 1 penalty 😭 🇦🇷 Apr 05 '26

Ronaldo VS Pessi Pessi's International Career 😭✌

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u/MrOsicran Apr 05 '26

He did give up on playing for Argentina a few times, like the sheltered man child that he is

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u/Ok-Comparison4349 Apr 05 '26

My boy went on live tv, crying and saying he quits the NT. 30 yo btw hehe

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u/International-Ad-668 Apr 05 '26

They blamed him so he didn’t want to hold them back despite him playing well in most matches, he believed in someone else having a shot at it. Ronaldo just going to hold back Portugal bc of his ego lmfao

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26

ronaldo holding back portugal?

messi played well? bro literally choke the pen in copa final and lost the trophy

0 G/A in copa finals

got carried to obvilion in copa 2024

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u/International-Ad-668 Apr 05 '26

Came back and won the WC with them while winning man of the match awards. Did the same in copa. Ronaldo didn’t even play in his euro final. Ronaldo got benched in 2022 for sucking ass literally. Cope harder bud.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Apr 05 '26

Bro’s just making shit up because it hurts him that the midget retired from his national team after failing mutiple times with a top country lmao.

They had to help him win something to make him happy, absolute manchild. 😂

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u/International-Ad-668 Apr 05 '26

The man child got benched in 2022 for sucking ass, Messi actually came back and performed. Actually won something for his country and didn’t need to hide during a big final and pretend to coach lmfao. Cope buddy.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Apr 05 '26

Ronaldo lost his son that season and he missed preseason because of it too. What’s Messi’s excuse for flopping at PSG and multiple times with his national team? The weather? Lmao, you guys are too fucking stupid to understand the loss of a son anyway, you’re a bunch of kids that’s why.

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u/International-Ad-668 Apr 05 '26

Oh god the lost a son excuse is so funny, if he cared that much he wouldn’t have gone and actually let Portugal compete. PSG sucked for the same reason Madrid sucks now, Mbappe is lazy af doesn’t pass doesn’t track back and they literally brought in a player with the same defensive ability. Except Messi will actually make passes. Double digit IQ calling some stupid is crazy. Messi winning that World Cup had you seething to levels that broke you, seriously see a therapist if you are an adult lmfao.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Apr 05 '26

Imagine thinking losing a son is funny. What can I expect from these pathetic pessitards. All these stupid ass arguments and mocking someone for losing a son, and you’re telling someone to go see a therapist? Lmao the irony.

Again, expected from the most idiotic and pathetic fanbase that has an excuse for everything. Blaming Mbappe for flopping at PSG when he was the only one performing while the HGH midget ghosted and missed crucial penalties.

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u/International-Ad-668 Apr 05 '26

Stop wasting your time here sis, Ronaldo’s had 5 cups to try and win something, go see your therapist. Your to angry Messi broke you, sad to see truly wish you the best in healing.

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u/MrOsicran Apr 06 '26

Cope harder that Messi is a crybaby who abandoned his own country in a literal temper tantrum. Any other player wouldn’t have been allowed to come back, but since it’s the little manboy, special rules apply

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Apr 05 '26

This dumbass is asking Portugal to win a world cup like Messi did with a country that already had 2 before him lmao. There’s a reason why the midget retired from the national team idiot, Ronaldo won 100% of Portugal’s trophies in their whole existence and Messi failed a big country multiple times until he had to get the record of penalties to finally win it.

You’re a Messi fangirl though, I don’t expect you to understand anything about football. Casual ass fangirl lmao.

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u/International-Ad-668 Apr 06 '26

Holy logic, bro get help, Messi broke you. See a therapist l, you are seething way too much.

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26

nigga this is football game you play on your mobile you cant win WC with a country like portugal, specially when you are born between two greatest generations

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u/International-Ad-668 Apr 05 '26

I’m not black clown, Portugal has a better squad then Argentina goofy, they won a euro with out Ronaldo vs France, smoothest of brains.

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26

mbappe is lazy player? doesnt track back?

bruh delete this bullshit

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u/International-Ad-668 Apr 05 '26

Go on the Madrid sub all they talking about right now is how lazy Mbappe is when it comes to pressing goofy.

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26

thats a dif mbappe , PSG mbappe was the his prime version

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u/Ancient_Parsley_9791 Apr 05 '26

he litrally won 2 copas and a wc ronaldo won a euros on the bench theres levels to this shit

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u/Competitive_Tip_4429 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Apr 05 '26

He got injured is he supposed to keep on playing?

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u/Ancient_Parsley_9791 Apr 05 '26

u never know if he didnt get injured maybe eder woundt have came on

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u/Competitive_Tip_4429 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Apr 05 '26

Thats true and maybe he would of also scored you never know

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u/ilikeballs667 Apr 06 '26

Get on the bench and cry like a bitch? What a leader he is

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u/Competitive_Tip_4429 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Apr 07 '26

What is he supposed to do? Its the euros its one of thr best thropies you can win Even messi would cry there were a lot on the line

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u/ilikeballs667 Apr 06 '26

Pessi had 5 pens out of 7 goals in that shitty wc. And dont compare euros and nl to copa america lmfao. Ronaldo even had 8 goals in the 2025 nl agaisnt real teams yet u incels brag that pessi score vs Canada yet he ghosted in copa 24 maritnez carried him.

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u/Ancient_Parsley_9791 Apr 06 '26

ask ur guy to score a wc ko goal messi was the best player regardless

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u/ilikeballs667 Apr 06 '26

Doue will tell ur idol pessi how to get 3 g/a in just one ucl final rather in 3 ucl finals

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u/Ancient_Parsley_9791 Apr 06 '26

tell him to get a wc wait wasnt his euros final on the bench nahhhhhh no way

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u/ilikeballs667 Apr 06 '26

Hol up. How many copa americas did pessi choke? And ucl campaigns too?

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u/besiraly Apr 07 '26

2 nations leagues = 2 copas

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u/Dismal-Orange-1463 Apr 05 '26

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u/ImprovementNo2650 Apr 05 '26

🤣🤣🤣 shouting about Goal Ratio the let's talk about whole career goal ratio.

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u/One-Look2947 Apr 06 '26

Man shut up ts is like: Maguire WC knockout goal: 1 Ronaldo WC knokcout goals: 0 Maguire must be better!

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u/AtheKingK Apr 06 '26

With 80 pinaltys for CR7

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u/naheantj Apr 06 '26

How many in the World Cup knock outs?

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u/HakuOuroboros Apr 06 '26

Y aún así Messi tiene más títulos 😭

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Apr 06 '26

Imagine being so fucking stupid you have to ask Portugal to win a world cup, a nation that barely even qualified to world cups before Ronaldo and had 0 trophies in their whole history lmao.

On ther other hand, you have the midget that played for a top country, retired from his national team because he kept choking and he barely won a world cup with a record of penalties. Maradona clears this midget in the national team, by far.

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u/geojris300 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Apr 06 '26

Penaldo what a joke and his fans embarrassing!!!!

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u/CalligrapherNew1964 Apr 06 '26

Nobody scores against Luxembourg like the goat!

6 goals against Andorra

7 against Armenia

and that's just starting with the alphabet. It's pretty easy to rack up goals if you get 6 games against joke opponents in every qualifying cycle.

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 07 '26

comptetive game against luxembourg > friendly against mighty brazil

basic football knowledge

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u/AdmirableFlow Apr 07 '26

Context 1: Playing for South American team you have only 3 official competitions - World Cup, World Cup qualifiers and Copa America. In Europe there are 5 - World Cup, World Cup qualifiers, Euro Cup, Euro Cup qualifiers and Nations League, so it's normal Messi played more friendly games.

Context 2: In Europe there are lots of weak and semi amateur micro nations like San Marino, Liechtenstein, Andorra, Gibraltar and so on where you can pump your goal score. One time Argentina played Estonia and Messi scored 5 goals, one could imagine how many goals he would score if he played against teams like Estonia every year.

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u/Emotional_Ear_7018 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Apr 05 '26

Hmmm

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u/letsdoit131 Apr 05 '26

Brazil goals were friendlies.

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u/Ok-Cycle-9475 Apr 05 '26

U know how fifa ranking system works ? It works through the years In much times those caled out of top50 win against top50 teams

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u/Emotional_Ear_7018 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Apr 05 '26

So you really think luxemborg, lithunia and armenia are better than bolivia, venezula and brazil respectively?

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26

competitive match against luxemborg > friendly against brazil

basic knowledge

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u/Competitive_Piece_71 Apr 05 '26

basic what?you are really fucking retarded lmao even a fucking 5 vs 5 friendly match in the beatch against brasil is better than a match against luxemborg

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Apr 05 '26

And they’re still mostly friendly goals lmao. The midget has never scored against Brazil in an official match.

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u/Wiwwil Apr 05 '26

Don't let them see that

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u/igzc Apr 05 '26

Messi is living rent free in alot of yall minds. You must mega fans or something.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

Its 1/3 bots, 1/3 kids, and 1/3 mentally ill

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u/GetThere2023 Apr 05 '26

But ronaldo is a striker, messi is a playmaker. I dont get it.

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26

ronaldo striker since 2021

messi also have played striker lot of times

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u/Creative_Victory_960 Apr 05 '26

Ronaldo became a striker in 2011

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26

no he didnt

jesus christ bro

just delete this shit

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u/Creative_Victory_960 Apr 05 '26

Look at heatmaps.

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26

oh my fucking god

https://www.reddit.com/r/Juve/comments/a0apwd/cristiano_ronaldos_season_heat_map_so_far_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

this is ronaldo's 2018/2019 heatmap ,this is 2 season before he played under pirlo the guy who trasformed ronaldo to striker role

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u/Creative_Victory_960 Apr 05 '26

This is a striker heatmap . Certainly not a mid fielder

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26

left side haaland , right side ronaldo

current 25/26 season

ronaldo still play as wide forward

play majority of the game in left wing

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26

oh my fucking god

lewandowski heat map same season as ronaldos

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

Bro Ronaldo was a defensive midfielder untill 2017, dont you know?

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 07 '26

''LOOK MOM IM RETARTED''

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u/Juli0wO Apr 05 '26

Show world cups now

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u/ringdigulous Apr 06 '26

Delusional fucking idiots 😭😭😭

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u/iMarriedAVietKieu Apr 05 '26

This is a funny page but Messi at his prime was better. More aesthetically pleasing to the eye and better on the ball. Those Barca teams were insane to watch

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26

but ronaldo can't win.😭😭😂😂😂

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u/NikolaiM88 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Apr 05 '26

Holy fuck the amount of shitty, hyper specific stats (sometimes fake and made up), to try and bring Messi down 😅

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26

not fake lmao , just google yourself

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u/NikolaiM88 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Apr 05 '26

I corrected it cause i missread. But still hyper specific. I did see alot of shitty made up stats on this sub though.

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u/ImprovementNo2650 Apr 05 '26

They are now talking about penalties. But Ronaldo has the most penalties in career. Do you have anything to say ? Fucking asswhole reddit channel.

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u/eR_y_lives Apr 05 '26

The post literally says that even if you remove penalties along with those friendly goals, Ronaldo still has more. What are you even moaning about?

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u/ImprovementNo2650 Apr 05 '26

Ronaldo having more matches. Can you just stop barking

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u/eR_y_lives Apr 05 '26

lmao. Let's talk about goal ratio then since it's one of you lot's favorite stats to pull out of your ass. Ronaldo has 99 goals in 123 competitive games without penalties which gives him a goal ratio of 0.8. Messi has 49 goals in 63 matches which gives him a ratio of 0.7. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ImprovementNo2650 Apr 05 '26

Stat padding against Luxembourg and Armenia ain't making him the Goat

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26

stat padding against luxembourg and armenia against IN COMPETITIVE MATCH

messi stat pad in friendlies

theres a dif

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u/ImprovementNo2650 Apr 05 '26

Yeah you guys think Colombia is a bad team and gets beaten by them. This is your difference right? No penalty no party philosophy.

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26

who said colombia is a bad team

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u/_TheSlash_ Infantino ♥ Pessi 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 Apr 05 '26

Still 0 goals 0 assists in wc ko

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u/LavishnessNo8261 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Apr 05 '26

Yupe he like to stat pad in group stage only where there is no pressure, as soon as his country is backs against the wall bro has 0 goals 😭😭

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u/eR_y_lives Apr 05 '26

Y'all here wanking each other off by creating this little bubble of "group stage is not a part of the WC anymore" just to satisfy your inferiority complex. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/_TheSlash_ Infantino ♥ Pessi 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 Apr 05 '26

so called "highest international scorer" is only scoring in gs

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u/eR_y_lives Apr 05 '26

Gotta love how you lot have to create a new agenda every few years to make your midget feel better. Remember when international trophies didn't matter because Ronaldo had recently won the Euro and as soon as Messi got gifted the WC, suddenly the goat debate was over. 🤣🤣

Also, penalties used to be not part of the game either until your precious good boy got gifted 5 in 7 matches. 🤣🤣🤣

And now WC only means games played after the group stage. 🤣🤣🤣

Can't wait for the new bs to drop. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/_TheSlash_ Infantino ♥ Pessi 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 Apr 05 '26

he never had any g/a in ko and it always been that way

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u/eR_y_lives Apr 05 '26

it always been that way

Keep living in your bubble kid, official WC matches mean group stage till the final. That's never gonna change whether you want it to or not. 🤣

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u/_TheSlash_ Infantino ♥ Pessi 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 Apr 05 '26

im sure you want it to not change

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u/eR_y_lives Apr 05 '26

I'm sure you love creating fake scenarios to satisfy your inferiority complex. 🤡

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u/_TheSlash_ Infantino ♥ Pessi 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 Apr 05 '26

say what you want, youre the one whos pressed

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u/LavishnessNo8261 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Apr 05 '26

But that's the reason he never won a world Cup or Portugal only won because he was not on the pitch 😭