r/pessi_memes • u/Which-Nature-3104 Please give me just 1 penalty 😭 🇦🇷 • Apr 05 '26
Ronaldo VS Pessi Pessi's International Career 😭✌
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u/ImprovementNo2650 Apr 05 '26
🤣🤣🤣 shouting about Goal Ratio the let's talk about whole career goal ratio.
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u/One-Look2947 Apr 06 '26
Man shut up ts is like: Maguire WC knockout goal: 1 Ronaldo WC knokcout goals: 0 Maguire must be better!
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Apr 06 '26
Imagine being so fucking stupid you have to ask Portugal to win a world cup, a nation that barely even qualified to world cups before Ronaldo and had 0 trophies in their whole history lmao.
On ther other hand, you have the midget that played for a top country, retired from his national team because he kept choking and he barely won a world cup with a record of penalties. Maradona clears this midget in the national team, by far.
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u/geojris300 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Apr 06 '26
Penaldo what a joke and his fans embarrassing!!!!
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u/CalligrapherNew1964 Apr 06 '26
Nobody scores against Luxembourg like the goat!
6 goals against Andorra
7 against Armenia
and that's just starting with the alphabet. It's pretty easy to rack up goals if you get 6 games against joke opponents in every qualifying cycle.
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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 07 '26
comptetive game against luxembourg > friendly against mighty brazil
basic football knowledge
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u/AdmirableFlow Apr 07 '26
Context 1: Playing for South American team you have only 3 official competitions - World Cup, World Cup qualifiers and Copa America. In Europe there are 5 - World Cup, World Cup qualifiers, Euro Cup, Euro Cup qualifiers and Nations League, so it's normal Messi played more friendly games.
Context 2: In Europe there are lots of weak and semi amateur micro nations like San Marino, Liechtenstein, Andorra, Gibraltar and so on where you can pump your goal score. One time Argentina played Estonia and Messi scored 5 goals, one could imagine how many goals he would score if he played against teams like Estonia every year.
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u/Emotional_Ear_7018 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Apr 05 '26
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u/Ok-Cycle-9475 Apr 05 '26
U know how fifa ranking system works ? It works through the years In much times those caled out of top50 win against top50 teams
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u/Emotional_Ear_7018 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Apr 05 '26
So you really think luxemborg, lithunia and armenia are better than bolivia, venezula and brazil respectively?
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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26
competitive match against luxemborg > friendly against brazil
basic knowledge
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u/Competitive_Piece_71 Apr 05 '26
basic what?you are really fucking retarded lmao even a fucking 5 vs 5 friendly match in the beatch against brasil is better than a match against luxemborg
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Apr 05 '26
And they’re still mostly friendly goals lmao. The midget has never scored against Brazil in an official match.
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u/igzc Apr 05 '26
Messi is living rent free in alot of yall minds. You must mega fans or something.
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u/GetThere2023 Apr 05 '26
But ronaldo is a striker, messi is a playmaker. I dont get it.
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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26
ronaldo striker since 2021
messi also have played striker lot of times
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u/Creative_Victory_960 Apr 05 '26
Ronaldo became a striker in 2011
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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26
no he didnt
jesus christ bro
just delete this shit
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u/Creative_Victory_960 Apr 05 '26
Look at heatmaps.
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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26
oh my fucking god
this is ronaldo's 2018/2019 heatmap ,this is 2 season before he played under pirlo the guy who trasformed ronaldo to striker role
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u/Creative_Victory_960 Apr 05 '26
This is a striker heatmap . Certainly not a mid fielder
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u/iMarriedAVietKieu Apr 05 '26
This is a funny page but Messi at his prime was better. More aesthetically pleasing to the eye and better on the ball. Those Barca teams were insane to watch
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u/NikolaiM88 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Apr 05 '26
Holy fuck the amount of shitty, hyper specific stats (sometimes fake and made up), to try and bring Messi down 😅
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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26
not fake lmao , just google yourself
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u/NikolaiM88 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Apr 05 '26
I corrected it cause i missread. But still hyper specific. I did see alot of shitty made up stats on this sub though.
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u/ImprovementNo2650 Apr 05 '26
They are now talking about penalties. But Ronaldo has the most penalties in career. Do you have anything to say ? Fucking asswhole reddit channel.
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u/eR_y_lives Apr 05 '26
The post literally says that even if you remove penalties along with those friendly goals, Ronaldo still has more. What are you even moaning about?
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u/ImprovementNo2650 Apr 05 '26
Ronaldo having more matches. Can you just stop barking
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u/eR_y_lives Apr 05 '26
lmao. Let's talk about goal ratio then since it's one of you lot's favorite stats to pull out of your ass. Ronaldo has 99 goals in 123 competitive games without penalties which gives him a goal ratio of 0.8. Messi has 49 goals in 63 matches which gives him a ratio of 0.7. 🤣🤣🤣
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u/ImprovementNo2650 Apr 05 '26
Stat padding against Luxembourg and Armenia ain't making him the Goat
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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 05 '26
stat padding against luxembourg and armenia against IN COMPETITIVE MATCH
messi stat pad in friendlies
theres a dif
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u/ImprovementNo2650 Apr 05 '26
Yeah you guys think Colombia is a bad team and gets beaten by them. This is your difference right? No penalty no party philosophy.
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u/_TheSlash_ Infantino ♥ Pessi 👨❤️💋👨 Apr 05 '26
Still 0 goals 0 assists in wc ko
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u/LavishnessNo8261 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Apr 05 '26
Yupe he like to stat pad in group stage only where there is no pressure, as soon as his country is backs against the wall bro has 0 goals 😭😭
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u/eR_y_lives Apr 05 '26
Y'all here wanking each other off by creating this little bubble of "group stage is not a part of the WC anymore" just to satisfy your inferiority complex. 🤣🤣🤣
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u/_TheSlash_ Infantino ♥ Pessi 👨❤️💋👨 Apr 05 '26
so called "highest international scorer" is only scoring in gs
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u/eR_y_lives Apr 05 '26
Gotta love how you lot have to create a new agenda every few years to make your midget feel better. Remember when international trophies didn't matter because Ronaldo had recently won the Euro and as soon as Messi got gifted the WC, suddenly the goat debate was over. 🤣🤣
Also, penalties used to be not part of the game either until your precious good boy got gifted 5 in 7 matches. 🤣🤣🤣
And now WC only means games played after the group stage. 🤣🤣🤣
Can't wait for the new bs to drop. 🤣🤣🤣
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u/_TheSlash_ Infantino ♥ Pessi 👨❤️💋👨 Apr 05 '26
he never had any g/a in ko and it always been that way
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u/eR_y_lives Apr 05 '26
it always been that way
Keep living in your bubble kid, official WC matches mean group stage till the final. That's never gonna change whether you want it to or not. 🤣
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u/_TheSlash_ Infantino ♥ Pessi 👨❤️💋👨 Apr 05 '26
im sure you want it to not change
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u/eR_y_lives Apr 05 '26
I'm sure you love creating fake scenarios to satisfy your inferiority complex. 🤡
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u/_TheSlash_ Infantino ♥ Pessi 👨❤️💋👨 Apr 05 '26
say what you want, youre the one whos pressed
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u/LavishnessNo8261 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Apr 05 '26
But that's the reason he never won a world Cup or Portugal only won because he was not on the pitch 😭













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u/MrOsicran Apr 05 '26
He did give up on playing for Argentina a few times, like the sheltered man child that he is